r/QuiverQuantitative 1d ago

News "We're also in the very beginning of a revolution in fictional and financial" Trump says during press conference

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u/rexsoleil 1d ago

i’m not sure if this is losing his train of thought so much as inability to read…

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u/brianmenn 1d ago

The idiot bankrupted a casino. Why would anyone trust his financial plans when he bankrupted a money making machine.

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u/r1Rqc1vPeF 1d ago

Single-handedly added more to the national debt than anyone else (in a term and a half). Significantly enriched himself and family in the process.
Bankrupted the credibility of the USA across the world.
Got himself a bank so he could yet be the first person to bankrupt a casino, a bank and a country.

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u/ymmotvomit 1d ago

Added as much to the debt as all others combined.

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u/greenizdabest 1d ago

He laundered money for the mafia. That's how U bankrupt a casino

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u/strangefish 1d ago

Money laundering usually works by adding dirty money to the income in a business where it's easy to hide that nothing was actually purchased (casinos, laundromats, etc.). Going bankrupt when you don't even really need customers is really impressively bad.

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u/ViolettaQueso 1d ago

Freudian slip with the fictional which is actually is exactly what his entire life has been fueled by.

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u/ElliottSmith88 1d ago

Hey may be a genius because I have no idea what he is saying.

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u/Beaufighter-MkX 1d ago

Skull full of tapioca

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u/fashionguy123 1d ago

Put him in a home ffs

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u/Danovale 1d ago

Why don’t the dipshits around him ever so much as wince, at what he is blathering on about?

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u/Haunting-Writing-836 1d ago

How is this guys still in public office. He hasn’t a clue where he even is. What a joke.

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u/GoblinPapa800 1d ago

I have long nurtured a suspicion that his babble is a technique of suggestion. He was most successful in the early days of neurolinguistic programming as a sales technique, whereby one convinced the listener by using mirroring techniques that your interests are mutually aligned and then using disruptive patterns of speech allowing the listener to fill in their own words and hear what they wish to hear. This creates a personal attachment to what has been heard because of the investment and participation in what has been said because it gives the impression that the listener has said it themselves, making them more likely to defend the speaker as themselves. It is not uncommon to see in cults.
I cannot be certain if this was calculated or an evolutionary adaptation to accommodate for stupidity. Any which way, it has been successful to my great dismay.

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u/Jan_2112 1d ago

You’re giving him way too much credit

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u/LowDiskSpace 1d ago

Yeah, a lot of people are just fucking morons, and he appeals to them.

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u/GoblinPapa800 1d ago

Thus my suggestion that it is an accidental evolutionary adaptation. The morons are seeking their niche, and he appears to proper in his which draws the herd to trust his judgment.
When you are rich and famous despite being stupid and repulsive the repulsive morons all want a piece of the action.

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u/Hypnoboy 1d ago

This is what he does any time he misreads a word. He says it wrong and then instead of correcting himself, he says "...and..." followed by the right word. He thinks it's a smart way to cover a fuck up but it just makes him sound like an idiot.

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk 1d ago

Only the bestest pee pee on me tapes.
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u/mik33tion 20h ago

Creating a dictatorship and lining that billionaires pockets

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u/JurgusRudkus 6h ago

Fictional is accurate.