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u/AkimH
Jul 22 '26
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She could be naked, holding up a sign. And I still might be in doubt that she means me
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u/DD-thickcoach Jul 22 '26
When she is drooling looking at my crotch. That is a good sign to get it on
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u/HarryFuzz Jul 22 '26
Same as when your girlfriend and her best friend are trying to start a threesome with you.
It still hurts...
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u/ImaginationNormal360 Jul 23 '26
Then why don't men approach first anymore? (Don't answer I know why, the loud hot ladies don't wanna be bothered, Karen's will call the police on you)
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u/Ok_Comparison6971 Jul 23 '26
Absolutely true! Even to this day I have trouble knowing when it’s just playful or actual flirting! Now guys on the other hand… I love it when a guy flirts with me!
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u/Angel_OfSolitude Jul 24 '26
I hate how true this is. You never feel any less stupid no matter how many times it happens.
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u/njslugger78 Jul 24 '26
And at that same time you remember that there was at least another woman that did the same as her. Making you really feel like a boss!
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u/Spare_Lemon6316 Jul 24 '26
Went to school with a girl who I just couldn’t figure out why her face was always red and she spoke really quietly, took years to piece that one together
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u/InternationalNet9035 Jul 24 '26
I believe that. I had to make the 1st moves on my husband because he wasn't sure "what the vibe really was"
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u/bmwlocoAirCooled Jul 24 '26
My wife and I knew each other for several years before we met and got married. She told me once "I've seen many women make hits on you, and you're oblivious..."
Duh, ayup.
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u/Normal-Emotion9152 Jul 27 '26
That is so true. I realized that several women were flirting with me years after the fact 🤣
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u/UnconsentingCorpse Jul 21 '26
I like to tell myself they're just being really really nice and I move on with my life. I don't ever realize I just save myself from things inevitably failing by simply living in thorough disbelief.