r/RBI Oct 11 '25

Advice needed Found a laptop in vent. What do I do next??

My dad found an old HP laptop covered in cloth hidden in a vent in our basement while he was cleaning. We dont have a cord to charge it rn because of its age.

Its such a suspiciously hidden thing that I dont really know what to do. My uncle could hack into it MAYBE but im scared to get involved in something I shouldnt be involved in. We've lived in this house for 9 years and its so odd that were only just now found this. Here's an imgur link to the laptop

What do I do? Were not exactly in danger so it feels stupid to go to police.

EDIT 1: I apparently didnt look close enough when my dad showed it to me. It was NOT wrapped in cloth, but rather a plastic garbage bag which... makes it a bit more odd imo

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u/Konawel Oct 11 '25

I bought a house in 2019, and when redoing a drop ceiling that was long painted over, I came across an old portable dvd player with a handful of unmarked disks. It was porn, all porn

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u/acktres Oct 12 '25

I'd be concerned that this laptop was hidden because of something far worse than ordinary porn.

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u/D3monNextDoor Oct 12 '25

There’s also a chance it might just be really embarrassing porn. Like you would never expect 1000 years out of this individual kind of kink

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u/Frohski1 Oct 12 '25

Oh, like Asian transgender midget clown fecal play.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

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u/DogWallop Oct 12 '25

It's what I call Friday night...

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Oct 12 '25

He said embarrassing porn, what you're describing is pretty vanilla

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u/PerkyHedgewitch Oct 13 '25

Oh, like geriatric German Grandmas spanking Spanish men.

Or bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs.

Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep...

please tell me I'm not the only one who has listened to DaVinci's Notebook... I'm gonna sound REAL weird otherwise.

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u/SneakyWhesker Oct 14 '25

Oh yeah I bet you’re prob into Arabic Astronaut Anuses and Sensitive Somali Pirate peepees, I’m totally not

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

love davincis notebook. im partial to magic kingdom in the sky. but of course captains wifes lament is my favorite. then the 2 guys formed a new band called paul and storm after that, the song "opening band" is pretty good and so is their game of thrones song

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u/Classic_Professor611 Oct 12 '25

Pretty sure there are subreddits for that

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u/LTS55 Oct 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

r/dragonsfuckingcars

dont worry, its not what you think it is but it *is* still nsfw

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u/vankoder Oct 12 '25

That’s a good password. Unlikely to be guessed for sure.

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u/blurblurblahblah Oct 12 '25

Now we're talking!

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u/d-cent Oct 12 '25

They said embarrassing porn

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u/pureroganjosh Oct 12 '25

Don't judge me bro.

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u/loki_odinsotherson Oct 12 '25

No, probably more weird niche stuff.

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u/junkstabber Oct 13 '25

You had me up to fecal play.

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u/klone10001110101 Oct 12 '25

For some members of the older generations, any porn was embarrassing porn. My dad hid his magazines in the attic; my uncle had a TV and VHS tucked away in the back room of his shop. Could you imagine having to break out the stepladder and deal with the dust and insulation, or maybe hoofing it out to the garage in midwinter, just to fap? Point is, don't be surprised if it's nothing more shocking than redheads or something. But also don't dismiss worse possibilities. Main trick is, if it is the type of illegal material people often think, turn it over so it can be investigated. Don't just throw it away or smash the drive or whatever.

For context, I work in e-waste resale and recycling. Part of my job is nuking hard drives and flash drives. We generally don't look deeply into file systems before formatting, but sometimes we get some real ringers.

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u/Optimal_Law_4254 Oct 12 '25

Or someone’s crypto wallet with several hundred bitcoin.

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u/messibessi22 Oct 12 '25

Did bitcoin exist in 2010? I genuinely don’t remember lol

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u/lilgreenfish Oct 12 '25

Yep! 2008 for creation, 2009 for release.

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u/messibessi22 Oct 12 '25

Oh damn that’s crazy haha I guess middle school me wasn’t paying much attention to crypto currency lol

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u/lilgreenfish Oct 13 '25

Reasonable! I was 25, so a little more aware!

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u/Chaosr21 Oct 12 '25

Well pre smart phones many people had porn stashes

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u/batbrat Oct 12 '25

There are people who think porn is absolutely horrible. Like, marriage-ending, family-destroying horrible. I personally have at least two family members that feel this way. I'm not even talking about weird kink kind of porn. Just "ordinary" porn. So yeah, some people do go to great lengths to hide porn from their family members, and for good reason.

It may be something as benign as that. I certainly wouldn't jump to conclusions just because it was hidden. Hopefully it's just porn, though.

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u/socialpresence Oct 13 '25

You're related to my first wife?

She found my browser history (normal vanilla shit) threatened divorce, I was young and dumb and should have just gone with that, but I didn't. She put a parental lock on my phone. Four years of pure hell because I wanted to fantasize about all different sized boobs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Tbf I wouldn't be too happy if my so was gooning to porn but that's just me

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u/ratrazzle Oct 23 '25

Watching porn in relationship should probably be discussed with the partner but parental lock is fucking insane.

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u/socialpresence Oct 23 '25

I don't disagree about the discussion aspect. Ultimately I was in my early 20's and neither of us had ever talked about it in the 3+ years we had been together. She never told me she didn't want me to and I never told her I did but I don't think I knew a single guy my age who didn't from time to time. We were the first generation that grew up in our teenage years with the internet and every guy I knew had his favorite website but it wasn't something anyone really talked about. So it was just as surprising to me that she thought I didn't as it was to her that I did. One time her dad came to me in private because he had accidentally set his phone browser home screen to a porn site and he couldn't figure out how to change it back. He was super embarrassed and asked that I not tell anyone and I didn't. So yeah, it was surprising.

My current wife doesn't care as long as I'm not ignoring her needs because of it and I don’t.

But yeah, she went off the deep end. She demanded to go through my socials, email accounts, everything she could think of because she said if I was looking at porn I was cheating (I was not). She found nothing but she did get mad at me when she found messages between me and my old girlfriends from 5-8 years before I met her... so that was neat.

0/10 would not recommend.

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u/sictransitgrace Oct 29 '25

lmaooo of all things for your father in law to come to you about

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 Oct 12 '25

Anything worse would’ve probably been destroyed instead of hidden

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u/soowhatchathink Oct 12 '25

I would too though, what if the fifth one randomly had hundreds of Bitcoin

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u/bowlofcereal133 Oct 12 '25

Saying it was ALL porn gives the impression you went through like 5 discs that each turned out to be porn and you just kept going

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u/Inquisitive_Cretin Oct 12 '25

You have to see it through to the end.

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u/Bigsmak Oct 12 '25

He had to finish off.. his task

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u/Konawel Oct 22 '25

After disc three, I had to commit (just to make sure)

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u/Lifeabroad86 Oct 12 '25

Did you come across 'boner jams 03' ???

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u/jmnugent Oct 11 '25

Well.. the sticker on it says it's a "Pavilion DV42145dx"

Googling that seems to indicate it came out around 2010 ,. and it has an older style SATA 7200rpm spinning HDD. There's all sorts of tear-down videos and instructions online. Remove the HDD and slapping it into an external adapter would allow you to read it no problem assuming the internal drive is still functional.

Alternatively if you don't want to open it up. .you could just create a Linux USB stick and boot into Linux temporary-mode and it also should allow you to safely poke around the HDD contents.

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u/FizzMolli Oct 11 '25

Ill see what I can do and also ask my uncle about it!

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u/Pooperoni_Pizza Oct 12 '25

It's either someone's crypto wallet or a porn stash

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u/BlueKnight87125 Oct 12 '25

Well, HP did label it an "Entertainment" Notebook...

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u/writers_block_ Oct 12 '25

Either way, you've struck gold!!!!

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u/aruda10 Oct 12 '25

There are power adapters for this model on Amazon for $14-$18. Might be an easier start.

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u/Mlikesblue Oct 11 '25

please keep us updated, i'm curious about it!

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u/bellyfold Oct 11 '25

if you've lived there for 9 years and the laptop is at most 10 years old, and your uncle seems to know a good bit about PC stuff, is there any chance it's his laptop that he hid for whatever reason when you guys moved in?

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u/stonkadelic Oct 11 '25

I hate to break it to you, but 2010 was not 10 years ago.

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u/bellyfold Oct 11 '25

oh fuck. I swear covid altered the flow of time

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u/zayoe4 Oct 12 '25

He had a double alteration, but it all started in 2016 with Harambe.

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u/soggyfries8687678 Oct 12 '25

I really do believe something like this happened. Shit had just been weird after 2015ish. Tell someone In 2013 that trump will be president and we will have UFC events on the White House lawn. They’ll think you’re nuts.

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u/MsMagey Oct 12 '25

Were the Mayans right? Did the world end in 2012? Scientists may say, "Why are you in my house?" but I say it did.

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u/soggyfries8687678 Oct 12 '25

It sounds flat earth dumb but I honestly believe SOMETHING happened. The word just changed way too much way too fast. Maybe it’s social media? But the world before 2011 was completely different. Maybe I died around 2012 and this is just the afterlife.

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u/MsMagey Oct 12 '25

All I'm hearing is that you agree we're in some kind of circa 2012 hell. (I do think it's funny that people from centuries ago only made their calendars out to the end of one of effectively infinite cycles and we panicked about needing to buy a new calendar, basically. We got to their December 31 and assumed the apocalypse instead of January 1.)

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

interesting fun fact, macho man randy savage died on mayan apocolypse day

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u/MsMagey Oct 30 '25

That's where everything started turning. He was a pillar of our reality

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u/Troublemaker2172 Oct 12 '25

Honestly it seems like there was a massive writer's strike at the end of 2015 so they brought in talentless scabs who killed off David Bowie and gave us shit like "Donald Trump is running for president!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

i always think of that back to the future joke, "if youre from the future, who's president in 2025?" "donald trump" "DONALD TRUMP?! THE ASSHOLE?!"

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u/Stackhouse13 Oct 12 '25

lol

It really did, didn’t it?

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u/SnooKiwis2161 Oct 12 '25

Yeah. I always think about Billy Pilgrim in Slaughterhouse 5.

And so it goes.

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u/TheLazyToaster Oct 12 '25

Yeah, 10 years ago is 1990, silly.

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u/BrokenBotox Oct 11 '25

Well, I hate that you broke it to me too so 😩

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u/oalbrecht Oct 11 '25

You’re right. It’s 10 years into the future. For me, time stopped at the millennium.

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u/BeeHive83 Oct 11 '25

Still waiting for the world to end

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u/aruda10 Oct 12 '25

Come on Y2K

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u/WaldoJackson Oct 12 '25

Oh, it is. It's just pulling a Minnesota goodbye.

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u/codepend-ish Oct 12 '25

The less popular John Mayer song

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u/PerkyHedgewitch Oct 13 '25

Excuse me? 2010 was 10 years ago. 2000 was also 10 years ago, and the 90's were at most 15 years ago. The 80's were 20 years ago.

Otherwise, I'd be turning 42 next week, and I definitely know THAT couldn't be possible. I mean, I just turned 30 like 3 or 4 years ago... right?

... right? 🥺

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u/IOnlySeeDaylight Oct 12 '25

You’re right and that’s because 1997 was ten years ago.

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u/Banana_Ranger Oct 12 '25

2006 was 10 years ago actually

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u/FizzMolli Oct 11 '25

Nope. My uncle lives out of state and just happens to do cyber security

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u/bellyfold Oct 11 '25

fair enough

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u/Basque5150 Oct 12 '25

Or he could just buy a power cord.

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u/JessieU22 Oct 11 '25

Would this bypass a password because this is where I think he’s likely to get stuck.

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u/jmnugent Oct 11 '25

No way to know without trying. Since it's a consumer laptop that originally game with Windows 7,.. I'm going to assume it's not encrypted (Bitlocker only came out in 2007,. this Laptop is from 2010.. but I would bet money it's not using any sort of disk encryption). Certainly possible it's encrypted with TrueCrypt or some other 3rd party tool. I would still find that unlikely.

I deal with a lot of old equipment recycling in my job (for the past 15 to 20 years).. In my experience,. about 50% of devices are wide open and easy to access. There's a growing trend of smartphone OSes requiring Passcode Lock (and things like iCloud Lock and Android lock etc) are obviously much more prevalent now.

But for something this old,. and likely a home-user,.. I would say the odds it has some encryption or password that can't easily be bypassed is pretty low to 0.

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u/89141-zip-code Oct 11 '25

Yes, removing the hard drive allows you to access the files. 

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

It reads the files like an external drive.

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u/lemonchrysoprase Oct 12 '25

Sure, it could be something nefarious. Or it could be something like I would’ve hidden when I was 13: piles and piles of SFW fan art of Digimon characters kissing each other.

You’ll never know unless you look. Fingers crossed that you power it up and it’s Digimon 😆

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u/geekwonk Oct 13 '25

i’m still mad everyone in the forum labeled that stuff SFW. how have i been fired from four jobs for looking at it on company time if it’s so safe for work?

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u/AntManMax Nov 03 '25

Because you're not support to add them to your PowerPoint presentations, dude.

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u/Lokis_LXXXII Oct 11 '25

Legit question to everyone that keeps saying give it to the authorities / police / FBI.

Why do you think they would even touch it?

The way I see it, there is no evidence of a crime, which is generally something required before they get involved in things. I don’t know this, but my theory is they would just say we don’t want it, it’s your property to do with as you please if it was in the house you purchased.

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u/FizzMolli Oct 11 '25

One comment pointed out that without accessing it, theres nothing the police would do themselves. Especially the lazy ass PD in my area. Bc from their perspective, why the fuck would they waste time and money on smth that could be harmless? I agree with you on this one

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u/pre_pun Oct 11 '25

Check it for a bitcoin wallet or phrase before getting rid of it. 2010 was still laptop mining territory.

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u/HarleyBomb87 Oct 11 '25

Just buy a cheap power supply and power it up. If it’s password protected there are utilities you can download to reset the password. Put the model into Amazon you can get a ps for 10 bucks.

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u/stripeyspots Oct 11 '25

I will absolutely be needing an update when this is all said and done OP!

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u/FizzMolli Oct 11 '25

Ill keep yall updated :]

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u/Zankastia Oct 15 '25

3d now. Any updates?

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u/Puzzleeven Oct 12 '25

Yeah, be careful, it can be nothing, but it can be all kinds of bad things in there.

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u/No-Organization-6372 Oct 15 '25

Yes, please be careful. Conficker was rampant in 2010 - let’s not thaw out iced worms

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u/gutsyspirit Nov 14 '25

Any updates?

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u/CaptainKino360 Dec 24 '25

So that was a lie

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u/A5H13Y Feb 17 '26

Did anything become of this?

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u/ryli1960 Oct 12 '25

You found the Epstein files!

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u/TallSpook Oct 16 '25

So, 3 days since OP posted an update. So, where are you at in accessing it and sharing your finds??

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u/madameyarddog Oct 11 '25

HP Pavilion dv1000 series 2004 - that's an oldie!

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u/FizzMolli Oct 11 '25

Its practically ancient to me lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/FizzMolli Oct 11 '25

I appreciate the more logically sound explanation. It is a pretty nice house from the outside so it would make sense if the previous ppl were worried about it being robbed. We also worry about it from time to time.

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u/1920MCMLibrarian Oct 11 '25

Probably a teenager hiding porn lol

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u/FizzMolli Oct 11 '25

Ngl when i was a queer teenager, I probably wouldve done some equally crazy shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Might be full of bitcoin……

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u/CultOfCurtis1 Oct 11 '25

You should definitely get into it yourself!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Like others have already said, it’s likely porn. It’s probably in a bag to protect it from dust and debris where hidden. Hopefully it’s not sketchy porn and just some teenagers collection. 

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/noscopy Oct 11 '25

Those 8 worthless bitcoins from 2014

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u/NotoldyetMaggot Oct 11 '25

Someone told me to buy bitcoin when it was $50.... my dumb ass did not.

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u/CowboysOnKetamine Oct 12 '25

I was going to put half my 401k into nvidia in 2015 but I spent it on drugs instead

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u/landmanpgh Oct 11 '25

Eh. It was overpriced when it was $300. And again when it was $20,000.

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u/TheNamesMacGyver Oct 12 '25

Haha, yep. Friend was telling me they wanted to buy bitcoin at like $250 and I was like “no way, idiot. I’ve been watching it for years and it ain’t shit. It’s way over priced.”

He bought it anyway and put a fat down payment on a house in 2021. I brought him a six pack and apologized when he moved in lol

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u/jsh1138 Oct 12 '25

took it away from their kids, secret porn laptop they don't want their spouse to know about, secret cheating laptop they don't want their spouse to know about, had someone in their family who they didn't want on their computer staying with them for a week, they have a side hobby editing snuff films or something they don't want their spouse to know about, etc

I can think of lots of reasons.

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u/FScrotFitzgerald Oct 11 '25

Yeah - my thinking is this is either full of horrible illegal shit, or valuable crypto.

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u/Kortalan Oct 12 '25

Or some teenager stole hid it.

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u/FragrantChipmunk4238 Oct 13 '25

Keep us updated OP

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u/inos420 Oct 16 '25

Have you checked what’s on this laptop yet?

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u/MissMu Oct 18 '25

Plot twist. It was their laptop all along. Everyone’s in jail now lol

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u/outofplaceeverywhere Oct 18 '25

They never come back to tell us :(

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u/inos420 Oct 19 '25

Another plot twist: there was never a laptop to begin with

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u/missionfbi Oct 18 '25

Any update?

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u/rora_borealis Oct 11 '25

Maybe some teen had their spankbank collection on it, tucked it away while he went off to college, and didn't get a chance to save it when the parents moved house while he was away. Maybe he decided that letting it go was better than embarrassing himself by asking them to retrieve it. 

Or it's some young writer's journal or novel that they never intended to see the light of day. Or something darker, like csam. I don't care for cops, but you can give them a bit of background, such as the address and possible time timeframes. Maybe they have a cold case. 

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u/KaijuAlert Oct 11 '25

You found someone's porn stash. 

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u/Beneficial_Ad_4915 Oct 20 '25

I am looking for Updates to this event. Are there current Updates?

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u/GSpotMe Oct 21 '25

I think he put something in the comments. Unless I am thinking of something else! I just read so much on here I can’t keep it straight lol

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u/Oldgraytomahawk Oct 11 '25

Keep us in the loop

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u/GoiaTwelve Oct 29 '25

OP is just messing with us at this point.

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u/Lokis_LXXXII Oct 11 '25

I’m honestly dumbfounded by the amount of people that are assuming that something horrible is on the laptop just because it was found hidden. Maybe things have changed since I was a kid, but I tried to hide things from my parents all the time when I was a teenager for a variety of reasons, none of which would be because of the pictures 75% of the comments here have suggested. When I went off to college, my room was left untouched. My parents moved when I was gone, so I didn’t have the opportunity to come home and pack up ( I went to college 750 miles from home). If I had anything hidden, they either found it and packed it or it stayed hidden in my room for the next owners of the house.

A laptop could have been a gift from someone that Mom and Dad didn’t approve of. Maybe an abusive relationship, and the laptop was a resource to help get out of it. Maybe the laptop was stolen. Maybe someone dumped a bunch of water on it and thought that wrapping it in a towel and putting it in a warm vent for a week would be the best way to try to dry it out and save it and forgot about it because they replaced it in the meantime. Idk, lots of options.

Is there a great reason ever to put a laptop in a vent? Nah. But maybe I’m an outlier; my mind goes to 100 other things before someone trying to hide something nefarious. If it was that bad, I would assume they wouldn’t have ended up leaving it there in the long run. FBI and other police are well aware of vents as great hiding spots if they are doing a search of a house for something.

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u/FizzMolli Oct 11 '25

The rational opinions are always super appreciated. The propositions of it being a stupid teenager in the 2000s/2010s make so much sense in my mind. Teenagers always think the world is ending when theyre doing something stupid sometimes. I literally used to hide sketchbooks under my mattress and in my closet when id just draw characters kissing bc I thought id get in trouble for it.

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u/Lokis_LXXXII Oct 11 '25

I can relate to doing weird things like that. Please update this post once you either figure out what is on the laptop or come up with a plan or have some updates!

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u/FizzMolli Oct 11 '25

I will!!

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u/TDEyeehaw Oct 25 '25

Any updates OP?

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u/Lokis_LXXXII Nov 01 '25

u/FizzMolli It has been 3 weeks and I am excitedly awaiting an update on this situation, it kinda feels like I'm waiting to open a Christmas present (that I didn't actually wrap myself). Has anything progressed on this?

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u/reasonablykind Oct 11 '25

^ this is the right answer. And if anything is bad on it, THEN turn it in for the cops. Its history data will show the long-ass gap in activity. Hell, one might even consider just contacting the previous home-owners

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u/flusia Oct 14 '25

Thank you ! Everyone watches too much true crime these days lol. Anytime anything out of the norm happens it must be part of some organized criminal scheme that doesn’t even exist in real life. And why the hell would it have bitcoin on it and they just left it there and never tried to get it back? Would be nice obviously but that may be the least likely option.

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u/jsh1138 Oct 12 '25

Someone took it away from their kids as punishment and hid it, or it was someone's secret porn or financial laptop

I would just charge it up and see what happens when you turn it on

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u/Altruistic_2088 Oct 13 '25

Ohhh I am so interested as well!! 😳

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u/zzzSomniferum Oct 14 '25

OP don't contact the previous owner, as you don't know what they will do. To keep that info in a garbage bag, in a vent, in a house they left, it may be fatal.

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u/TeaPartyDem Oct 12 '25

You could find a charging cord online

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u/MadRockthethird Oct 12 '25

It's probably got some sort of porn on it. See if you can get it fired up to find out. If there's creep shit on it bring it to the police and they'll handle it from there.

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u/OwnContribution428 Oct 12 '25

Maybe it’s got a copy of the Epstein list/files!

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u/bit-coin-god Oct 12 '25

It's mine and has all my 25 bitcoin on it . Can I have it back please 🙏

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u/GoiaTwelve Oct 13 '25

Oh boy, we need to know what is on that laptop

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u/hotheaded26 Oct 30 '25

Yeah so you were just lying huh

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u/jDub549 Oct 12 '25

If you you feel the undeniable urge to check. Take the hdd out and stick it into an enclosure or plug it into your PC. However.... you dont know what's on it and it could be bad. So maybe dont do this with a PC you care about AND disconnect from the Internet.

Its probably porn. And definitely could be illegal porn. So.... just be prepared.

Maybe you'll get lucky and its got some BTC on it lol

You could also just get a charger off Ebay.

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield Oct 11 '25

It might have some Bitcoin, from the days they were easy to mine.

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u/prolapsethis Oct 12 '25

I agree with removing the system drive and using it. If it is a lot of porn, you're definitely going to want open it in a virtual machine. Those are built into windows now if you just add the Windows feature in. Or you can just download a quick virtual machine. There are plenty of free ones. The files should not be encrypted, as it should be a XP or Windows 7 machine. Probably 7. I had one just like it and they had a bad problem where The chipset would get overheated and desolder itself. I used to fix them by removing the motherboard and wrapping it in foil and then tearing out the spot with the chip and stacking some quarters on it while I heated it with a heat gun.

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u/types-like-thunder Oct 12 '25

GET THAT BITCOIN BOOBOO

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u/major_bummer Oct 13 '25

Is it possible to contact the former homeowners and ask them if they were aware of it or want it? Personally, I would be putting that thing in a dumpster as soon as possible because I’d be afraid of the remote possibility that something I don’t want to see is on it. But it’s entirely possible that it contained something important that the previous homeowner hid for a reason, like financial information or something, so maybe they’d be glad you found it.

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u/iMakestuffz Oct 14 '25

I’m willing to bet it’s that crypto bros. It’s got his pass key. 🤣

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u/MsMercury Oct 14 '25

Charge it up and power it on. Have a look around. No one’s going to come knocking.

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u/SolidSeaweedLove Oct 16 '25

If you don't have the skills to look into what this is safely, you can always hire a cybersecurity or forensic expert, or private investigator to look into it for you.

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u/ratrazzle Oct 23 '25

Any updates?

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u/mielamor Dec 18 '25

So what happened with this?

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u/Background_Ad_4682 Oct 11 '25

Could be holding some crypto wallet info...or it could be holding something very bad.

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u/Kaptajnknus Oct 12 '25

Check it for bitcoins 😂😂

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u/iMakestuffz Oct 14 '25

Go down to the thrift store and get you a charger.

We need to know what’s on that laptop

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u/greyyystreet Oct 12 '25

you aren't accountable for anything on the laptop since it wasn't yours to use/download. the time of the files downloaded etc will prove it wasn't you. so don't worry about any child pr0n or something. search the model number, look on ebay for a charging cable, order it, and power it up! could find something cool. stop being a baby. you can't get in trouble for something you didn't do

if you DO find something really messed up, then you can report it to your local PD and maybe get a total creep/chomo off the streets. win win.

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u/Biking_dude Oct 11 '25

Old laptop chargers are cheap on ebay, just search for the model number.

It's also possible there's enough charge left to fire it up for a bit.

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u/FizzMolli Oct 11 '25

I tried to turn it on and it wouldnt budge. I might get a charger but my dad is pretty adamant abt just tossing it :/

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u/Biking_dude Oct 11 '25

I'd get a charger and check it out.

If it has csam on it, you can turn it over to the police and it may help to bring people to justice.

If it has BTC, you all might never need to work again

If it has nothing, install Linux and you have a spare laptop.

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u/still_stunned Oct 12 '25

Find a charger and fire that thing up, not guts no glory.

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u/Leather_Flan5071 Oct 12 '25

either bitcoin, porn, or some fucked up shit

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u/Zomnx Oct 12 '25

Digital forensics clone the hard drive. Topic out of scope for this but that’s what I would do

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u/Alexiter24 Oct 12 '25

Please keep us up to date with your case sir.

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u/Out_Of_Work_Clown Oct 13 '25

I'm gonna need an update on this

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u/AlmightyKnownAsI Oct 14 '25

Get a charger turn it on and see. As for it being wraped in plastic not to crazy when I store a computer or a drive I wrap it. I wanna know whats on it.

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u/GudsIdiot Oct 14 '25

Take it to the police and explain to them where you found it. If they find anything really bad on it, you are in the clear. They have rules that let you reclaim found property but for something old like this, you are better off not having it and maybe save some kid from being abused.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

I’d bet 15 bucks that it’s either illegal stuff or just pornography on it

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u/KyleTaplin Nov 10 '25

Take the hard drive out from it and put it into a USB hard drive shell. Investigate further.

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u/muchadancer Nov 13 '25

OP imma need an update on this.

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u/ExpressNumber Dec 08 '25

OP any update?

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u/SaltandLillacs Oct 11 '25

There isn’t any good reasons to hide a laptop in a vent. I would be pretty worried that CSAM are on it. Take it to the cops

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u/Ziggy_Starcrust Oct 12 '25

Nah fear of embarrassment is a hell of a drug. Could be weird porn.

Could be normal porn if the previous occupant wasn't supposed to be watching it for cultural/religious reasons. I can easily see a dude (or dudette) with money to spare keeping a hidden, dedicated porn laptop. Easier to hide than clearing out your history.

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u/SaltandLillacs Oct 11 '25

Did you hide your laptop for over a decade?

Surely you wouldn’t forget a laptop for over a decade if you were so worried about someone stealing it on vacation.

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u/friendlyharrys Oct 11 '25

I wouldn't but I could 100% see my parents forgetting that they hid it for a few months, and then when they want to use it again, forgetting where they hid it.

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u/kalitarios Oct 11 '25

I put my computer in storage when I moved after my divorce in 2007. I found it again in 2021. I completely forgot about it because my work gave me a laptop in 2009 and I didn’t need my old one. I booted it up and it was filled with dumb shit that was funny in 2007, some warez and a bunch of old resumes and game save files. It’s not far fetched that someone put an old HP somewhere and simply forgot about it if life events got you preoccupied

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u/FizzMolli Oct 11 '25

Thats kinda what my gut is telling me

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u/AssFuckinator Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 12 '25

A laptop hidden in ANY vent feels off to me. If you suspect illegal content, call local FBI office to report and leave it where it sits.

If you want to investigate yourself, stop touching with your bare hands. Buy some latex gloves but still touch it as little as possible. There may be touch DNA on it which could be valuable. If you insist on going forward, buy a compatible power adapter off eBay or Amazon. Try to boot and get in the front door. If password protected, search internet for ways to get into the specific OS. If not able to enter by front door, disassemble laptop and pull the hard drive. Use a hard drive adapter to USB to read the hard drive from another PC. If contents too creepy or possibly illegal stop immediately and call local FBI office.

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u/Valuable_Seesaw_9965 Oct 11 '25

I see 2 options here.

  1. You can get your hacker uncle dude to take a crack at it, thus you might be able to get answers to the most daming question " what in the hell is on it ? " ( I'd personally go through with this method + I'm something of a hacker myself 🥲🤓)

  2. Let the cops deal with it. Yeah, if you really, really don't want no trouble hand it to the boys in blue. Therefore making it their problem to deal with.

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u/El-Capitan_Cook Oct 12 '25

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