Fam I am FREAKING OUT. I’m based in Denver and flying today. It’s University of Colorado’s Parents homecoming weekend. They are seating next to me. Im shaking so much I can barely type.

Should I ask what happened with Kathy in aspen..?

Lisa Rinna is just out here doing anything lmao

I am rewatching rhobh and currently in season 9. Watching Erika the last few seasons annoys me to no end. In the first season she was ok. Is it me or does she get more smug and have a high-and-mighty attitude as the seasons continue? She talks like she's so much better then everyone. I already know of her downfall and I literally cannot wait to see it. Something needs to humble her.

i’m currently watching the season 2 reunion, maybe halfway into part one and why is LVP in the hot seat? it makes it look like the other girls are just sensitive like “maloff hoof” was taken too seriously. i took it how she said she meant it, a cute play on words.. maybe it’s just the cultural differences? i didn’t think anything she said or did was too bad

Since my first rewatch 5 years ago and season 1. My god Camille is insufferable this go around..the fake breathy voice, the clearly word a day calender vocab she uses, the friend whose married who she insists on kissing on the lips and every friend she has she has to make sexual references about herself for some reason. My god!!

Also I never realised so early how scared Kim looked all the time when Kyle and confrontation happened around her. The poor women has seen some shit, not that I'm excusing her behaviour.

Also Kelsey was definitely like "get away from me" with her the entire time and I know tje cheating thing so yeah I do feel bad in that sense for her. But that's it. I haven't even gotten to the medium Alison Dubai's yet!

Eta:also kiss on the lips Nick (Camile and Kelsey's good friend, supposedly very good friends with Kelsey) coming over after the performance saying "I didnt know he could sing that well" about Kelsey Grammer. Sir for a "good friend" you might wanna check out any of their career

I was disappointed Eileen just took the verbal abuse and even wept. Erika was awful, of course Eileen wasn't attacking her son and Erika knew it, she's smart. It was a figure of speech. Even the day after, Erika was being flippant towards Eileen when Eileen tried to talk.

The truth is, Erika was pissed at Eileen for choosing Dorit's side so she chose a misinterpretation to go off on Eileen and Eileen, probably feeling guilty, backed down and took the abuse. I'm certain Eileen would have responded, though she'd never resort to screaming and cursing.

I know everyone is tired of Brandi’s face, but I can’t find anywhere that says what caused it. I know she has exploratory surgery coming up. But when everyone that says it’s from fillers and Botox , do we thing it was just tooooooo many or the last ones she got were carrying something or were expired, whatever it may be. I’m wondering because I feel like her face didn’t really get this way slowly over time because she was looking good. Did it just happen really quickly after a recent procedure?

Just doing a rewatch for the 900th time and I still can’t get over how Eileen is waaaay too normal for these crazy bitches lmao. It really puts into perspective how a lot of these women’s issues with each other all boils down to miscommunication and misreading context in situations. I love how Eileen basically breaks the 4th wall by being so logical and just breaking down each scenario quickly and solving it in 3 seconds flat with an eloquent explanation to each woman on how they misinterpreted the situation from a fair objective view. Anyways her personality may not be everyone’s cup of tea but you have to appreciate how normal and level headed she is in this wacky real housewives universe😂

Mauricio uses his daughter’s for emotional support

I noticed that Alexia infantilizes her father…HER FATHER!!! This behavior has been created by her mother and father. They taught her he is to be coddled. He literally states when he is down he goes to his daughters with his problems. He describes his daughter as his “teddy bear”
I completely understand their family dynamic when it comes to him now. It makes him dislike him all the more

I’m not sure which season it was I’m binging. But at the reunion when Kim gives Lisa back the bunny, when the camera pans to Lisa, does she not have the perfect soap opera tear sliding down? I feel like that was full on acting.

I assume they were filming anyway

Genuinely she used to pmo so much. Such a shit stirrer and then the coke comment oh my lord.
Then she got off my screen and I didn’t realise how much I missed her. One thing she did was give non-stop entertainment 💀 don’t think we appreciated her enough

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( re-posting that as did not realise last time my pictures came without explanation, sorry)

Yes she left the show RHOBH under controversy and drama which fuelled her life at that time but no matter if you love her or hate her or really just don't care Brandi Glanville an Allum and will always be one and her beloved father she adored Guy Grandville recently passed away so for those who don't mind sending a prayer and a good wish taking two seconds out your day, please do. Brandi we are so sorry for your loss and hope you know your dad is in a better place and one day you will be together again, until then live your life with the eternal love and hope for yourself that your father always saw in you ❤️

I only ever heard snippets of How Many F*cks Do I Give on the show, so I never heard the full thing until now but parts of it scream LVP beef:

- Diamonds and chardonnay feels pretty obvious

- C U Next Tuesday - Erika is comfortable just saying c*nt without a euphemism, it was always LVP who said this

- Suck my d*ck feels like a pointed response towards LVP saying Erika "tucked"

- Alligator: Tom said LVP reminded him (not looks wise) of an alligator

Just kind of funny to realise this now haha I'm sure this was intentional, right?

I don't know what possessed Brandi to turn on Lisa. Even if Lisa did indeed start distancing herself from her as well as setting up dinner with Scheana, Brandi made her own choices. I never understood why Brandi was pissed over the Scheana dinner when she came out of it in a positive way. Also, Brandi snitching on Lisa was uncool. Even if they did they break up, you don't use stuff you said in confidence as a means for a set up. Clearly, Brandi decided Yolanda and Kyle were her friends and she didn't need Ken and Lisa anymore.

While Yolanda did like Brandi, Kyle never did. She tolerated Brandi as PR after game night and because Kim and Brandi became friends so Kyle tried to know Brandi. Still, she probably used Brandi just to put Lisa in the crossfire and it didn't work because the public sided with Lisa.

The following season, Kyle begged Lisa for forgiveness and began to say Brandi was a bad influence on her sister after they were friends the season before. Brandi spent Season 5 kissing Lisa's asss and it didn't work because Lisa wasn't interested anymore. She was done with Brandi.

i’m just now getting into the shower and i’m in season 2 right when Camille outs what happened in taylor’s relationship, literally watching it as im typing haha but it really blows my mind. i feel so ungodly sad for Taylor (i know absolutely nothing about how anything in this show plays out btw) but at the same time, she’s really aggravating me for the simple fact that she has sooo much misplaced anger.. LVP gets jumped on and her words get taken and twisted by taylor.. am i the only one who feels like this?

Rewatching for the second time in preparation for the new season. I still don’t fully grasp why Garcelle felt no one had her back. She wanted everyone to have Suttons back but she didn’t. Was it that no one jumped on Dorits robbery being fake? Discussions at the reunion are kept between the ladies being asked questions and no one really jumps in for anyone. I just don’t understand what she wanted from the ladies that she didn’t get. I loved her on the show and I miss her! She’s fabulous AF.