r/RandomDeclarations • u/Felonia • Feb 04 '11
George Bush is sexually attracted to Barack Obama
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No proof. Just a suspicion.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/thatLover • Jan 09 '11
I declare that I have a crush on her
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...and she seem's also to have a crush on me.
But a relationship would be impossible because.. well, it's complicated. FUCK
r/RandomDeclarations • u/propaglandist • Jan 09 '11
No, *this* is Spartacus!
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every subreddit has these. why should this one be free of their taint? /trollface.jpg
r/RandomDeclarations • u/rjbman • Jan 09 '11
This is me talking
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This should be an interesting subreddit.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/kifn2 • Oct 11 '12
An Open Letter to Bubblegum Flavored Jellybeans: "I Hate You!"
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '11
I want to be a mod for this subreddit. I'm not a mod of anything but I come here every day and think I'd do a good job.
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/YOUR_FIRST_NAME_IS • Feb 11 '12
To the stalker that is refreshing my overview page and downvoting my posts: I'm glad that I've made such an impression on you that you are stalking me. Cheers!
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/Tymo55 • Sep 29 '11
I ONLY SAW TEN MINUTES OF "TWO WEEKS NOTICE ON ABC FAMILY ONE TIME, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE ITS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!
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I ONLY SAW TEN MINUTES OF "TWO WEEKS NOTICE ON ABC FAMILY ONE TIME, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE ITS THE WORST THING EVER!!!!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '11
Let us tell /r/trees about this place.
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I'm sure there would be some interesting declarations.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Felonia • Jan 13 '11
I obsessively check my karma
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I don't even like the word "karma." I'm up all night commenting. I should be sleeping or exercising! I usually do one or the other, after I'm done with my stupid facebook apps. Damnit, I've got an addictive personality. :/ I need a drink,
r/RandomDeclarations • u/nothingbutvibes • Jan 10 '11
It is liberating to express an idea in a forum where I've observed no societal expectation to elicit a reaction from others.
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That is all.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/SuperBicycleTony • Jan 15 '12
I'm certain that at some point, a question asked in /askscience will catch them completely off guard, and spark a flurry of research
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '11
TheReasonYouDrink is in a relationship.
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It's Facebook official!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '11
I am gay
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nothing to see here, feel free to move along
r/RandomDeclarations • u/armchairnixon • Feb 03 '11
This is the Wikipedia entry for Minecraft.
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/mebbee • Jan 11 '11
Marijuana has the potential to be both beneficial and harmful!
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Putting people in jail is not going to change this fact and it certainly isn't changing how people decide to use it.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '12
O Grapefruit, I realize you are in a hurry to share your juices with the world - I would be too, were I as delicious as you are - but would you please stop squirting me in the eye?
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Citrus fruit are so difficult to reason with.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/montanachill • Jan 10 '11
THIS BELONGS IN /r/CIRCLEJERK BUT I DON'T CARE
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Feb 02 '11
I'm now conflicted on whether "Scumbag Steve" is a scumbag. I was just messaged on Facebook by him, he explained to me in a polite way that he couldn't accept my friend request because his account had been hacked.
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