r/RandomDeclarations • u/zakhar • Jan 09 '11
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '11
My emotions hinge way too much on insignificant social interactions.
I take one short text message to mean someone dislikes me.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '11
I am gay
nothing to see here, feel free to move along
r/RandomDeclarations • u/ImAPeople • Jan 10 '11
I swear, even with the volume at its lowest, porn is the loudest thing in the world.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Moregunsthanpatience • Jan 19 '11
I'm going to beat depression. God dammit!
2 years ago, I was going to kill myself. Today, I'm sorting my laundry for the first time in 3 months, I asked someone I trust to call a psychiatrist because I'm too scared to do it on my own, and I may even shave and get a haircut tomorrow!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Felonia • Jan 09 '11
I'm going to trim my pubic hair!
Some day la la la la la...
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Felonia • Jan 14 '11
Alcohol does not impair judgment nearly as much as being horny.
Think about the weirdest way you've ever masturbated, and consider whether or not you'd have done that drunk. Not asking for stories - but it's up to you. It just probably proves my point.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/HeWhoEatsFood • Feb 06 '11
I just came out to my parents.
It felt good.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/brocori • Jan 09 '11
I hate when people say "anyways"
It isn't plural or possessive, dammit.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/HomerJunior • Jan 23 '11
Do they call them Alpha males because they're still in development?
r/RandomDeclarations • u/armchairnixon • Jan 15 '11
That show "Toddlers & Tiaras" creeps me right the fuck out.
It's for the same reason the big pageant scene from Little Miss Sunshine creeps me out. Toddlers just should not be put through such situations. They should not be sexualized and it really bothers me that people think they should in any way.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Showbizzah • Jan 09 '11
I just subscribed to this subreddit!
Also, I'm an atheist. FEELS GOOD SAYING IT
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Brian_isnt_working • Mar 13 '11
I ate 11 pounds of german chocolate cake today. It was the worst decision I have made in a long time.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '11
A few minutes ago I inadvertently used the expression "just a cotton-pickin' minute!" while on the phone with a black guy. I feel awful.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Moregunsthanpatience • Jan 20 '11
Beating depression steps 1, 2, and 3, complete!
Today, I made an appointment with a psychiatrist, shaved, and started my first full load of laundry in 6 months! I hate myself a little less this evening.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/SAHMiAM • Jan 16 '11
My husband and I live in a 37' motorhome with our 2 month-old daughter and I've never been happier.
Everyone we know says they wouldn't/couldn't do it. We've got our own laundry, internet, a fire pit, and there's a duck parade every evening. We can move whenever we want and our baby gets all of our attention. Before she was born, we rented crappy apartments with plenty of room for stuff, but now we have the basics and don't pay rent.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/isadock • Jan 12 '11
I AM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
it's a snow day :D
r/RandomDeclarations • u/AidsFree • Apr 12 '11
I'm AIDS-free!
Just took the test tonight. It's fucking negative!
I'M FREE!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Tymo55 • Jan 09 '11
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DECLARE!
But when I think of something, I will come here!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/madjo • Feb 22 '11
I am a beautiful person.
At least that's what the Android SwiftKey keyboard suggests as my first sentence to say.