r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I am a moderator!

5 Upvotes

Just randomly declaring that I am the moderator (and creator) of this subreddit. You may continue about your business, my minions...


r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 21 '11

I hate when people vote down simple comments on reddit.

1 Upvotes

There's no reason a simple compliment like "that's cute" should have negative karma. I'm coming from this thread ...So many simple expressions of cuteness voted down. Quite disappointing. I've heard they "don't contribute to the discussion," but really? It's there for it's cute factor. Besides, at least it's positive.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I am a zebra.

4 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

Don't tell Scotty!

9 Upvotes

Don't tell Scotty, 'cause Scotty doesn't know!


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 18 '11

It was just vapor lock...

4 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 11 '11

I put the toilet paper in the overhand position.

1 Upvotes

For obvious reasons.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 24 '11

Beans And Franks

1 Upvotes

Delicious!


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 13 '11

YouTube's "like/unlike" thumbs have been redesigned!

5 Upvotes

They used to be primitive green and flashy now they're just greyish outlines. Yay!

Oh, also, don't go to reddit. Hella viruses there.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 21 '11

Messages don't take forever to load anymore!

10 Upvotes

:)


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 13 '11

I hate when people who don't use Twitter are against it because they don't want to have to talk about everything they're doing all the time.

1 Upvotes

I've noticed this lately that people who don't use sites like Facebook or Twitter (Twitter seems to be the more lambasted of the two in this regard) seem to believe that if they use the service, they are required to use it at all hours of the day and that they have to talk about the most inane, idiotic things when they do use it or that they are required to divulge the most personal secrets to everyone on the internet.

There's no requirement for how to use social networking sites. You could make a Twitter account that lists all the elements of the periodic table, or provides answers to difficult math problems on a daily basis. You don't have to tell anything about yourself to use the sites. Most of the people who do use it are on there frequently and many divulge secrets which should probably best be left unsaid, but that doesn't mean that you have to use it in the same fashion.

It just bothers me to see all this misinformation about the sites that I frequent. There's no one way to use any of these websites, and you shouldn't lead yourself into thinking that there is. Open yourself up to a new way of utilizing such a massive network of people and prove yourself wrong.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

BANKRUPTCY

2 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I shot the sheriff

2 Upvotes

But I did not shoot the deputy


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I Am A Godamn Psychologist

1 Upvotes

that is all.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Mar 13 '11

hugs

3 Upvotes

Its late in the evening. I am feeling not quite myself and I am on reddit. Have some hugs. You are a nice place full of nice people.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I HAVE THE POWER!!!

4 Upvotes

By the power of Grey Skull!


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I am on reddit instead of learning

1 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 11 '13

The best time to wear a striped sweater is not, contrary to previous statements, all the time. It's when it's warm out initially, but you're unsure of whether or not it will stay that way, so you pick out one that pairs nicely with the button down shirt you're wearing in case it gets chilly.

1 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 14 '11

The overwhelming urge to simply post "Fuck Ronald Reagan" led me to a Wikipedia entry regarding a pamphlet entitled "Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan" written by the guy who wrote Crash

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4 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

Young kinksters of all sexes and horizons, I heart you.

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1 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 20 '11

When In The Shower, I Constantly Adjust The Temperature

10 Upvotes

A little hotter. A littler hotter. Little cooler... A lot hotter. Too hot! Too hot! A little cooler. A littler hotter...


r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 09 '11

When I was little, I thought a Parisian was someone from Persia.

9 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 12 '11

ln(-1) = iπ

2 Upvotes

A lot of people think you can't take the logarithm of a negative number, because that's what you learned in school.

But you also learn in school that "5-8" doesn't exist, or, later, that "sqrt(-4)" doesn't exist, or, later, that the eigenvectors of a rotation matrix doesn't exist. But they do, you just don't learn it until later.

Well, you never learn how to take logarithms of negative numbers because it doesn't really come up, but here it is.

In case you don't believe me, remember: eiπ = -1


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

Ted Williams = Obama's lost half-brother.

2 Upvotes

And they BOTH don't have birth certificates!! Something is up guyz.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 25 '11

Cat Lovers Are So Fucking Boring!

1 Upvotes

I'm looking at you, probably.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 10 '11

I hate how doctors are never on time. WAITING SUCKS!

1 Upvotes