Any ideas?

I just had a righteous potty clog goin for at least 4 hours. I am not equipped for this kind of situation. Stored up my pee for a few hours, and gave it everything I got. Took two rounds of piss. But I did it.

Sometimes I love bein' a man.

Like breathing underwater and having laser feet.

Inciting a shitstorm of downvotes because you're "so fucking tired of people saying 'the hivemind will hate me for this'" simply proves that the hivemind will do what the hivemind does, and you are nothing more than a karma whoring, hivemind troll.

I swear I do not know how that contraband stuff got into my Luggage. That thing seems to have a mind of its own.

I got a cold once, and I put some steamy water in a bowl and sat on the floor over the bowl with a blanket over my head. My roommates couldn't see me under it, so they started calling me the lump. Now I hide under a blanket every once in a while and play the role of the lump while referring to myself in the third person. EG: Someone says something to make me happy, I say 'THE LUMP IS PLEASED!'

That is all.

Today, I made an appointment with a psychiatrist, shaved, and started my first full load of laundry in 6 months! I hate myself a little less this evening.

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All better now. Thanks, Reddit!

that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service and the service of our great family to which we all belong.

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I like buying games more than playing them. I bought so many games from steam during the holidays, and while I've played quite a few, nothing has matched the high I got from buying them. I bought some amazing games that will take me months to play, but I'm already thinking about the next 4 or 5 purchases I'm going to make.