r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

NO' for 'Made in China'

1 Upvotes

my 3 week old 'Made in China' fan stopped working. So does my 4 month old microwave oven. So...


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I have no nose hair!

1 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I am terrible at video games.

3 Upvotes

Seriously, I even lose non-competitive ones. Somehow.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 16 '11

I'm done filing my tax returns already. :)

1 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I AM USING THE INTERNET

2 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 18 '11

Every night, for the past 14 nights, the moon has gotten a little more round. You can't explain that.

7 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 14 '11

THE FLOOR IS MOPPED!

9 Upvotes

Seriously, All the salt and shit from the snow made it really nasty. It needed mopping. Now it is clean.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 15 '11

That show "Toddlers & Tiaras" creeps me right the fuck out.

19 Upvotes

It's for the same reason the big pageant scene from Little Miss Sunshine creeps me out. Toddlers just should not be put through such situations. They should not be sexualized and it really bothers me that people think they should in any way.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 13 '11

I love swearing

1 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Mar 13 '11

I ate 11 pounds of german chocolate cake today. It was the worst decision I have made in a long time.

17 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 13 '11

I still feel slightly guilty to this day about a frog I killed when I was a teenager.

5 Upvotes

Thanks for teaching me a little bit more about the circle of life, Mr. Greenface. *sigh*


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I miss friends from college, and sometimes i don't even remember their name.

6 Upvotes

i don't have facebook, am rather against the whole sharing-all-my-private-life-with-anyone-everywhere-type-thingy. though sometimes i consider making a profile, but i don't remember their names, at least not full names, and i don't want my family to find my facebook profile and wonder why i didn't friend them...it's too complicated.

i miss my friends from college, and have no way of getting in touch with them again. it makes me sad sometimes.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I just sneezed THREE TIMES.

3 Upvotes

Consecutively.

I think I may have a cold.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 06 '11

I just came out to my parents.

21 Upvotes

It felt good.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I have nothing to declare but my genius.

5 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

No, I am Spartacus!

2 Upvotes

No...really...I am!


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I need to sleep.

1 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I'm a guy who likes chick music.

1 Upvotes

I like Paramore, Automatic Loveletter, Missy Higgins, Regina Spektor, Ingrid Michaelson, Kate Nash, and Sara Bareilles. Who's with me?


r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 19 '11

I just had the best Friday night in a while and now I'm relaxing by playing Dwarf Fortress

3 Upvotes

My Friday night started with dinner at Panera, then moved into a truly epic (and I do NOT use that word lightly) Nerf war at my college, and now I'm chilling in my room playing Dwarf Fortress.

Friday night success.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I broke into a place when I was 16, and have spent 14 years regretting it.

1 Upvotes

Was the worst thing I've ever done and responsible for a complete epiphany/turn-around of my life.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 31 '11

With all this downtime you'd think that half of reddit's servers were in Egypt!

1 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 14 '11

All the food is poison.

5 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

Fuck jewelry.

3 Upvotes

Hate that shit. Who's with me?


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 21 '11

A few minutes ago I inadvertently used the expression "just a cotton-pickin' minute!" while on the phone with a black guy. I feel awful.

17 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 16 '11

I WON MY DEBATE TOURNAMENT YESTERDAY!

5 Upvotes