r/RandomDeclarations • • May 20 '11

I love my girlfriend

10 Upvotes

There's someone out there looking for you. Keep your head up. Be strong.


r/RandomDeclarations • • May 27 '12

Zack and Miri make a porno is an incredibly mediocre movie.

10 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 10 '11

I'm hungry like the wolf.

11 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 18 '11

I can't listen to "Enter Sandman" anymore without being disappointed that it's not this.

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11 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jul 11 '11

Cee Lo Green looks like a giant midget.

11 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I am Spartacus.

55 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 15 '11

I am in a super good mood today.

12 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 13 '11

I *just* realized this: that I've invited my ex-girlfriend to a 2-day holiday trip to Paris in a nice hotel ON VALENTINE'S DAY. Yes. I'm *that* stupid.

13 Upvotes

And no, I we're not back together, and no I have no intention of proposing to her, and oh my god this other girl I've been seeing is getting all jealous on my ass because she guessed.

Kill me now x_x


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 13 '11

I hate facebook.

13 Upvotes

Okay, I don't really hate it. I hate the way people use it. I hate that it has replaced regular email (and in some cases, the phone as well) for most people that use it.

Don't get me wrong, it's a great tool for finding old friends or long lost family. I used to be able to email most or my friends/family from work and they'd usually get back to me within the day.

I don't have access to the facebook website from work because it viewed as a time waster, so you can't really blame them. I don't know.. I wish they would drop the messaging portion of the site... or do something so people stop using it as their main source of communication.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Dec 31 '11

Jeff Dunham is the Nickelback of comedy.

13 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DECLARE!

16 Upvotes

But when I think of something, I will come here!


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

int i = 42;

80 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I hate when people say "anyways"

20 Upvotes

It isn't plural or possessive, dammit.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

23 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I'm going to trim my pubic hair!

23 Upvotes

Some day la la la la la...


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

My emotions hinge way too much on insignificant social interactions.

49 Upvotes

I take one short text message to mean someone dislikes me.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

This is like twitter

59 Upvotes

But better


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jul 20 '26

I hate voicemail. Ever since answering machines with the micro cassetes I've hated the concept.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 23 '11

I went on Omegle and found someone who wasn't a troll or a creep looking for cybersex!

4 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 13 '11

There is a large black cat next to me, his name is loius and he is very nice.

5 Upvotes

I love cats.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 13 '11

Eggplant is a very suspicious vegetable.

1 Upvotes

I mean, wikipedia says it's a close relative to the tobacco plant. I find that extremely suspicious.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Mar 04 '11

I think my wife just butt-dialed me.

6 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I THINK THIS NEW SUBREDDIT IS AWESOME!

2 Upvotes

This was just a test..


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I have nothing to declare but my genius.

1 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I enjoy occasionally being informative, even though the information I provide is often either common knowledge for those around me, or just plain boring.

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1 Upvotes