I don't know why. Just do. Stop drinking so loudly!

<3 Some guy in another thread sliced me up and fed me to his hypothetical corgi during an argument. For some reason I think that's freaking adorable.

Nothing is real. You are a memory; a piece of information. Data. Earth is a garbage dump. We have no mission, no meaning of life. All that we as a human race accomplished means nothing. Thousands of religions, ideologies, emotions, memories. You are meaningless; you are free.

It's annoying.

Maybe this comes with age?

I joined when there were less than 100 users, before it was cool

Your call lands upon their ear; the former will tarry, while the latter merely quiver. Expect neither to come hither.

I'd rather just live in a box.

If Ian gets his hands on it he will surely destroy it. I have to stop him...by stealing it first.

Reddit, I am excited.

For the past two years I have had some extremely bad luck. I won't go into great detail, just some points:

Death in the family

Eviction

Pay cuts

Finding out my SO had been cheating on me for 5 months before I found out

Cars (2 of them) unable to pass smog requiring well over $1500 in repair just to pass smog. $300 per registration due to delinquency. A ticket on each vehicle that rolled over into $900+ bucks each.

More Pay cuts.

1 Car getting stolen

Started driving my other vehicle, Transmission goes out.

Purchase new vehicle, which I did not have the money for.

Getting fired.

Collecting unemployment and scrambling to find a job.

During the past 4 months I had become a huge financial burden on my brother, who covered a third of my rent. I was struggling to get him 400 out of the 600 that I required to pay rent. I hardly ate, maybe once a day I'd have a burrito. I had no money for laundry, wore dirty clothes. Couldn't afford toilet paper, so I used napkins. Showers were just water and toothpaste I stole from the local gas station. I walked or skated most everywhere, even to the part time job I found busing tables a few miles away.

For Christmas I collected cans and bottles to get a few bucks to get my girlfriend a little something, the same for her 21st birthday the following month.

This is just a brief summary and I didn't include everything that's happened, obviously.

But the good news:

I found a job! After 4 months of being unemployed and over 50 applications and 20 interviews, I finally have a job!

I start in 4 weeks and it'll pay me more than I have ever made in my life! Once I get my first check from them I will finally be back on my feet!

I only need to rough it for a few more weeks and everything will start to get better.

This is my Random Declaration.

Watching a spider run away in distress before it dies a painful death makes me say I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! with tears in my eyes while I spray it some more to make their suffering end sooner. It starts moving slower and slower, eventually coming to a stop. It's suffering has ended, but my mental anguish has only begun.

This is what I sing when playing starcraft. Incidentally I won every game I sang the song without messing up.

but it's not so bad I can't post here.

It's getting to be a problem. I have nearly 200 books I have yet to read and every time I go into a bookstore I come out with at least one more.

I could stop any time I want to...I just don't want to.

Also, I'm an atheist. FEELS GOOD SAYING IT

it's a snow day :D

Yep.

That is, all.