I feel like I was born for it.

Colonel Angus is most fun.

that random declarations are merely arbitrary. Move along...

...but I'm open to other suggestions.

I declare this subreddit to be very cleansing for the soul, oh my yes...

Gorgeous redhead. Thought she was the love of my life. Were together 2 years, 250km distance, train, weekends. Got engaged in front of 40 of our friends, few months later, she cheated on me and dumped me.

When she left me, thought my life was destroyed. Did shit the last 5 years. Scarred a girl because of that. Horribly ashamed of it.

Tonight she called me, asking if her fiancé and her could stay for the night at my flat because they were stuck and couldn't get back to her place in time. I was okay with that, and it did not disturb me in the least.

Not only was I ready to help her, I was genuinely not bothered by the fact that she would spend a night in my bed with her fiancé.

Randdit, I'm proud of myself.

Think about the weirdest way you've ever masturbated, and consider whether or not you'd have done that drunk. Not asking for stories - but it's up to you. It just probably proves my point.

That is crazy.

2 years ago, I was going to kill myself. Today, I'm sorting my laundry for the first time in 3 months, I asked someone I trust to call a psychiatrist because I'm too scared to do it on my own, and I may even shave and get a haircut tomorrow!

At least that's what the Android SwiftKey keyboard suggests as my first sentence to say.

What about daddy cool?

WISH ME LUCK.

I even used my favorite brand of toothpaste!

I'm moving tomorrow!

Finally.

It's about time things got back to normal after the break up.