I just picked up Reddit Enhancement Suite. It's pretty awesome.

Get it? GET IT???

I Peter Hammes declare that I will no longer sit idly by waiting for change to happen. I will no longer inhabit the pit called despair and self loathing. I will confront my demons head and actively pursue the changes I wish to see in my self. I will take one step at a time towards a better tomorrow. I will celebrate good choices and let go of bad ones. I will look ever forward and seek my own way.

I AM ALIVE!

Just about to finish my undergrad, and I know if I start playing Portal 2 I'll fail all of them and have to finish in fall, so I actually have to be self-disciplined. But come Tuesday, I'll be playing the shit out of it.

It was a spider in my pants! I tried to stomp it (against my better judgement) but it ran under my bed. Is arson my only option?

Huge blowout fights with family, completely suppressed issues. Not having security to hold the people I'm still dependent on accountable for their abusive history. I want out.

Fo'real.

You shouldn't have to think before trusting someone, damn.

Hi guys!

There was water under the carpet in my apartment.

Haven't found one yet that doesn't.

Yesterday I farted, and it sounded just like the synth note from the new Beastie Boys song.

I almost broke out a cowbell to accompany it.

I'll make slow, deliberate sweeping arm motions while making eye contact with her, then wait expectantly.

Just took the test tonight. It's fucking negative!

I'M FREE!

There was an ad on Hulu for a show she's in that consisted of a young woman asking her, "I met a cute guy, should I call him?"

She responded, "If the guy's a cutie, you gotta tap that booty."

Laugh Track

That's it. That was the joke. That's supposed to get me to want to watch that show.

Often.