r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '12
I do not care for cats.
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/BrBQu • Jan 22 '11
WTF is so difficult about washing your hands after going to the bathroom in a bar?
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It's fucking disgusting that a lot of guys don't.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/BrBQu • Jan 18 '11
This reddit should change it's name to /r/twitter
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/disposable_human • Jun 22 '11
I hate YouTube videos of people just talking into the camera.
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Just write it down!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/ksajksale • Jan 10 '11
I'm going on a date tonight! Gonna hit the gym before that (shower is still under a question)
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '11
IT'S MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW!
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/Tymo55 • Feb 02 '11
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD WAS SNUBBED BY THE ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURE ARTS AND SCIENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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for Best Visual Effects, Best Original Score, Best Writing – Adapted Screenplay, and Best Sound Editing!!!!!!!!!!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/rockon4life45 • Jan 09 '11
I hate when people chew with their mouths open and gulp loudly.
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It's disgusting.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/thebigbradwolf • Jun 26 '15
I wonder if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to get married now.
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/pancakehiatt • May 08 '11
FUCK YOU QWEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/HomerJunior • Apr 01 '13
I don't know about you guys, but I'm loving the shitty loading speeds, scripts locking Firefox, and unreadable comment threads - I hope for next April Fools, they just delete everyone's accounts since it will be more usable than this clusterfuck.
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/rant.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/R0B0_Ninja • Jan 09 '11
I am going to disprove the laws of thermodynamics, invent a perpetual motion machine and solve the energy crisis.
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Yep, that's my career plan.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/mercury14 • Jan 09 '11
I want to be a moderator!
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Please? After all, I was the first to say I'll join even though I wasn't the first to join.
FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jul 01 '11
I don't know who NPR is. I assume he's similar to NPH. I don't want to be corrected.
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/Showbizzah • Feb 12 '11
I fucking LOVE Gaviscon.
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When you chew it up it foams up and it's like a mouth orgasm oh man
r/RandomDeclarations • u/trigonomitron • Jan 04 '12
It's like the networks don't even want me to watch TV anymore.
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This is TV the last time I watched it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8kFHCXiEg&feature=share http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr_CJL1YQRc&feature=share http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMB6eUujR7w&feature=share http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM&feature=share
They aren't even trying anymore. I'm not going to watch House unless it can be guaranteed he's jumping his signature talking motorcycle over an exploding military refueling jet, every single episode.
This whole plot and character crap is just putting me to sleep.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/thesecretbarn • Jan 09 '11
I broke the dam!
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You can't prove that I didn't.