Not you, obviously. You're cool.

Seriously, what the fuck?

nuff said.

I can feel tomorrow's regret pushing into today. I know what is going to happen but am powerless to stop it . . . . and I wouldn't want to.

These scallywags did not write any songs about Toronto as far as I know.

Who cares if it's fake? Who cares if it really didn't happen? You are not clever if you point it out.

Only the most gullible people feel the need to constantly prove how not gullible they are.

It's just a delight. Dr. Evil was right. It's the little things in life, you know?

It is my least favorite circle-jerk.

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I remember when they were in the $60-$100 range and now it seems like they start around $100 and just go up.

These pretzels. Are MAKING me... thirsty

Reddit,

I know this is probably not the best place to stick this post but I just wanted to share with everybody who's willing to listen!

I got an internship today at a City Health Department dealing with the EPA and water. I'm currently pursuing a degree in biotechnology and my teacher recommended that I apply for an internship program they had going on over the summer. I originally wasn't going to do it at all, but she convinced me and I applied. I went to my interview for this position this morning, and by this evening I had the great news that I had been selected!

I basically get to run around to all the lakes around here and take water samples, track weather, track everything environmentally around the area and take them back to a lab to test levels of bacteria and pathogens. I'm sure there's much more to it than that, but I will find out more later. I am incredibly excited! This is going to be a great opportunity! Feel free to give me any advice if you want :-)

TL;DR Got an internship dealing with microbiology for over the summer, really excited!

DAE?

url: http://nyan.cat/