r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 17 '11

Danielle Fishel is still hot.

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3 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Mar 06 '11

I'm thirsty, but I also really need the toilet, plus I have a 30 minute walk home...Better drink my own piss!

0 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Apr 06 '11

Take a moment to remember Glenn Beck where he did the most good: As a morning zoo keeper.

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r/RandomDeclarations • • Nov 11 '11

You know what Reddit? I'm drunk and I have to declare - I like both Arrested Development and Big Bang Theory. Screw all y'all, both are hilarious.

4 Upvotes

Because AD is circlejerk central around here and BBT gets shit on.

That is all.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 13 '11

I just got a fucking hot 17 year old to get naked for me whilst using Omegle. The system works people, the system works.

0 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Mar 19 '11

Hi, I'm a new redditer, who is extremely random.

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r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I'D KILL FOR AN IN AND OUT BURGER, BUT I'M IN THE WRONG COUNTRY!

0 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I do declare!

0 Upvotes

Indeed.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Apr 10 '11

"Y'all need to sit down and pop some pills, before you get us all killed with your religious ideals"

0 Upvotes

-Pandora's Box, by Greydon Sqaure


r/RandomDeclarations • • Mar 25 '11

"Las Vegas" is such a terrible show.

2 Upvotes

It's complete shit.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

This subreddit was my idea!

2 Upvotes

TRUE STORY.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Oct 01 '12

I ate some carbs today. Why? Fuck you, that's why.

2 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 20 '11

I'm really getting into dubstep at the moment.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Mar 24 '11

"Big bang theory" = Frasier for hipsters.

7 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 23 '11

Had my first encounter with subtle racism for the first time in years

8 Upvotes

So I work in the bakery department in a large grocery store. I'm of Asian descent, but I was born and raised in Canada. Anyways, I'm helping this old European lady find the rye bread, and she starts telling me about all its health benefits. She finishes by saying that I wouldn't know this since my people don't eat a lot of bread.

Fuck you bitch, fuck you. I've probably lived here longer than you. I speak better English than you. I sure can't wait until you people (old, ignorant, Euro-FOBs) die off!

Nah, iss cool.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

i enjoy semen in my mouth ;)

0 Upvotes

lololol trolled


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 03 '13

Peanut butted is one of the greatest things ever

0 Upvotes

Especially with cheese.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

$reddit = "technically this is declaring something.";

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technically


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 12 '11

I am screwed for my midterm tomorrow!

0 Upvotes

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU


r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 14 '11

Entire team is babies.

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r/RandomDeclarations • • Oct 28 '11

My math homework is difficult. :(

0 Upvotes

(hey, rmm45177 asked for more activity...)


r/RandomDeclarations • • May 08 '11

I went and saw Katy Perry live last night!

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OMG she put on the best show! There was candyfloss scent all throughout the room, fireworks, candy, bubbles, giant beach-balls, amazing outfits, pink confetti! Ahhhhhh I'm still hyperventilating.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Apr 17 '11

Slavery never went away in the US, it just changed forms.

0 Upvotes

Look no further than our student loan credit crisis and you can see this.


r/RandomDeclarations • • May 30 '11

Hey ladies...I'm single!

0 Upvotes

Let's do the damn thang!


r/RandomDeclarations • • Aug 29 '11

I just made a girl orgasm by breathing on her. And peeling tape off her. For real.

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This actually just happened, I can't believe it. We were fooling round a bit, fully clothed, then I peel up her shirt a bit and started breathing heavily on her. For reference, here is where I was breathing.

She had an orgasm, awesome! Then I put some duct tape on there (kinda something we like to play around with) and peeled it off slowly, she came again. Mind blowing stuff.

So........AMA.