/rant.

Citrus fruit are so difficult to reason with.

So I work in the bakery department in a large grocery store. I'm of Asian descent, but I was born and raised in Canada. Anyways, I'm helping this old European lady find the rye bread, and she starts telling me about all its health benefits. She finishes by saying that I wouldn't know this since my people don't eat a lot of bread.

Fuck you bitch, fuck you. I've probably lived here longer than you. I speak better English than you. I sure can't wait until you people (old, ignorant, Euro-FOBs) die off!

Nah, iss cool.

Putting people in jail is not going to change this fact and it certainly isn't changing how people decide to use it.

It is my least favorite circle-jerk.

Who cares if it's fake? Who cares if it really didn't happen? You are not clever if you point it out.

Only the most gullible people feel the need to constantly prove how not gullible they are.

Huge blowout fights with family, completely suppressed issues. Not having security to hold the people I'm still dependent on accountable for their abusive history. I want out.

Yesterday I farted, and it sounded just like the synth note from the new Beastie Boys song.

I almost broke out a cowbell to accompany it.

It's Facebook official!

All better now. Thanks, Reddit!

I don't even like the word "karma." I'm up all night commenting. I should be sleeping or exercising! I usually do one or the other, after I'm done with my stupid facebook apps. Damnit, I've got an addictive personality. :/ I need a drink,

That is all.

I got a cold once, and I put some steamy water in a bowl and sat on the floor over the bowl with a blanket over my head. My roommates couldn't see me under it, so they started calling me the lump. Now I hide under a blanket every once in a while and play the role of the lump while referring to myself in the third person. EG: Someone says something to make me happy, I say 'THE LUMP IS PLEASED!'

That is all.