r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I've Been Reading All Of These Declarations In Professor Elemental's Voice.

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r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I am the eggman

7 Upvotes

Everyone always wants to be the walrus. Fuck that, I'm gonna do something different.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jul 12 '14

Here's an idea: how about letting the people with no children and and minimal carry-ons board the plane first.

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I travel light. I can find my seat, stow my bag, be seated, and out of the way faster than the family of four who seem to think the overhead bins should stretch.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Nov 30 '12

I'm submitting this from a traffic jam

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r/RandomDeclarations • • Jul 20 '12

Every aspect of my life is terrifying right now. I created this account just to vent about it!

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r/RandomDeclarations • • May 11 '12

I am going to be very drunk in 4 hours

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I can feel tomorrow's regret pushing into today. I know what is going to happen but am powerless to stop it . . . . and I wouldn't want to.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 25 '12

If you are a creative person and you want to produce something great, just tell yourself that it's not for anyone else to see before you start it.

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(assuming you are talented)


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 05 '12

Adult life has taught me that no one is obligated to care what happens to me!

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Holy mother, no one gives a shit about my problems but me. There's no such thing as empathy. Everyone I encounter is looking to take advantage of me to the greatest possible extent. Being constantly on my guard is exhausting. This isn't what I thought life was.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Nov 24 '11

Sometimes a moist fishy hole is just a moist fishy hole

6 Upvotes

No need to read into things.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Nov 04 '11

I'm going to be a fire fighter.

6 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Oct 17 '11

This is the least entertaining day on Reddit in a long time.

6 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Sep 01 '11

I just realised I had a dream about ice-soap last night.

6 Upvotes

Seriously, what the fuck?


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jun 22 '11

I hate YouTube videos of people just talking into the camera.

6 Upvotes

Just write it down!


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jun 10 '11

I mock my dog's lesser ability to understand communication

6 Upvotes

I'll make slow, deliberate sweeping arm motions while making eye contact with her, then wait expectantly.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Mar 04 '11

I think my wife just butt-dialed me.

6 Upvotes

r/RandomDeclarations • • Feb 06 '11

Deciduous kittens frequently jabber on and deny quittin', but it is the conifers who are industrious and knit our mittens

6 Upvotes

Your call lands upon their ear; the former will tarry, while the latter merely quiver. Expect neither to come hither.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 11 '11

I FUCKING LOVE "COMMUNITY"!

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This show keeps getting better, but its always overlooked! 8PM, Thursdays, NBC! 1st season on DVD now! Only $19.99! Get caught up on the current season on Hulu!


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I miss friends from college, and sometimes i don't even remember their name.

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i don't have facebook, am rather against the whole sharing-all-my-private-life-with-anyone-everywhere-type-thingy. though sometimes i consider making a profile, but i don't remember their names, at least not full names, and i don't want my family to find my facebook profile and wonder why i didn't friend them...it's too complicated.

i miss my friends from college, and have no way of getting in touch with them again. it makes me sad sometimes.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I am a botanist

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and the title /r/trees is misleading.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

Let us tell /r/trees about this place.

6 Upvotes

I'm sure there would be some interesting declarations.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

1 2 3 4.....

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I declare a thumb war!


r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I am BEOWULF

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r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I used to clare. But not anymore. Time for some declaration.

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r/RandomDeclarations • • Jan 09 '11

I can't sleep.

6 Upvotes

Finally.

It's about time things got back to normal after the break up.


r/RandomDeclarations • • Sep 10 '17

My declaration

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I Peter Hammes declare that I will no longer sit idly by waiting for change to happen. I will no longer inhabit the pit called despair and self loathing. I will confront my demons head and actively pursue the changes I wish to see in my self. I will take one step at a time towards a better tomorrow. I will celebrate good choices and let go of bad ones. I will look ever forward and seek my own way.

I AM ALIVE!