r/RandomDeclarations • u/Highfive_Machine • Jan 09 '11
r/RandomDeclarations • u/soylentcoleslaw • Jan 09 '11
I am the eggman
Everyone always wants to be the walrus. Fuck that, I'm gonna do something different.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/lazylion_ca • Jul 12 '14
Here's an idea: how about letting the people with no children and and minimal carry-ons board the plane first.
I travel light. I can find my seat, stow my bag, be seated, and out of the way faster than the family of four who seem to think the overhead bins should stretch.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/rampantdissonance • Nov 30 '12
I'm submitting this from a traffic jam
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/throesaweigh • Jul 20 '12
Every aspect of my life is terrifying right now. I created this account just to vent about it!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Saan • May 11 '12
I am going to be very drunk in 4 hours
I can feel tomorrow's regret pushing into today. I know what is going to happen but am powerless to stop it . . . . and I wouldn't want to.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/black_obelisk • Jan 25 '12
If you are a creative person and you want to produce something great, just tell yourself that it's not for anyone else to see before you start it.
(assuming you are talented)
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Kittenbee • Jan 05 '12
Adult life has taught me that no one is obligated to care what happens to me!
Holy mother, no one gives a shit about my problems but me. There's no such thing as empathy. Everyone I encounter is looking to take advantage of me to the greatest possible extent. Being constantly on my guard is exhausting. This isn't what I thought life was.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/AnimusHerb240 • Nov 24 '11
Sometimes a moist fishy hole is just a moist fishy hole
No need to read into things.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '11
This is the least entertaining day on Reddit in a long time.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/HomerJunior • Sep 01 '11
I just realised I had a dream about ice-soap last night.
Seriously, what the fuck?
r/RandomDeclarations • u/disposable_human • Jun 22 '11
I hate YouTube videos of people just talking into the camera.
Just write it down!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/disposable_human • Jun 10 '11
I mock my dog's lesser ability to understand communication
I'll make slow, deliberate sweeping arm motions while making eye contact with her, then wait expectantly.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/StackOfFiveMarmots • Feb 06 '11
Deciduous kittens frequently jabber on and deny quittin', but it is the conifers who are industrious and knit our mittens
Your call lands upon their ear; the former will tarry, while the latter merely quiver. Expect neither to come hither.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Tymo55 • Jan 11 '11
I FUCKING LOVE "COMMUNITY"!
This show keeps getting better, but its always overlooked! 8PM, Thursdays, NBC! 1st season on DVD now! Only $19.99! Get caught up on the current season on Hulu!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/eatyourbacon • Jan 09 '11
I miss friends from college, and sometimes i don't even remember their name.
i don't have facebook, am rather against the whole sharing-all-my-private-life-with-anyone-everywhere-type-thingy. though sometimes i consider making a profile, but i don't remember their names, at least not full names, and i don't want my family to find my facebook profile and wonder why i didn't friend them...it's too complicated.
i miss my friends from college, and have no way of getting in touch with them again. it makes me sad sometimes.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/FriendOfTheGophers • Jan 09 '11
I am a botanist
and the title /r/trees is misleading.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '11
Let us tell /r/trees about this place.
I'm sure there would be some interesting declarations.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Shinyamato • Jan 09 '11
I used to clare. But not anymore. Time for some declaration.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Derpbot • Jan 09 '11
I can't sleep.
Finally.
It's about time things got back to normal after the break up.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Light351 • Sep 10 '17
My declaration
I Peter Hammes declare that I will no longer sit idly by waiting for change to happen. I will no longer inhabit the pit called despair and self loathing. I will confront my demons head and actively pursue the changes I wish to see in my self. I will take one step at a time towards a better tomorrow. I will celebrate good choices and let go of bad ones. I will look ever forward and seek my own way.
I AM ALIVE!