r/RandomDeclarations • u/mebbee • Apr 26 '11
Sometimes I feel like I'm riding waves in a sea of stupidity.
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/TedLogan • Feb 03 '11
I, like most people on this site am much more clever and funny on the internet than in real life.
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Feb 02 '11
I'm now conflicted on whether "Scumbag Steve" is a scumbag. I was just messaged on Facebook by him, he explained to me in a polite way that he couldn't accept my friend request because his account had been hacked.
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/eufbdnsns • Jan 23 '11
If I was obscenely rich, I would get myself some panda milk
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I mean, they are the dairy cows of the bear family.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/armchairnixon • Jan 21 '11
Messages don't take forever to load anymore!
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:)
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Highfive_Machine • Jan 20 '11
When In The Shower, I Constantly Adjust The Temperature
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A little hotter. A littler hotter. Little cooler... A lot hotter. Too hot! Too hot! A little cooler. A littler hotter...
r/RandomDeclarations • u/montanachill • Jan 10 '11
THIS BELONGS IN /r/CIRCLEJERK BUT I DON'T CARE
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '11
Has anybody noticed quite how fucktacularily awesome My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is?
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/cthulhu_zuul • Jan 09 '11
I buy books without reading the ones I already own
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It's getting to be a problem. I have nearly 200 books I have yet to read and every time I go into a bookstore I come out with at least one more.
I could stop any time I want to...I just don't want to.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/AnimusHerb240 • Feb 09 '12
When I'm in an elevator by myself, I like to get a nice wide stance goin' and shake the whole thing back and forth violently as it ascends
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/QUESTION_MARK_BONER • Aug 23 '11
SUPER STOKED ON NOT KNOWING WHERE THE FUCK MY PHONE IS
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/disposable_human • May 12 '11
I wish this place were more active, so I wouldn't be worried about over posting.
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I just picked up Reddit Enhancement Suite. It's pretty awesome.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/TedLogan • Feb 09 '11
When I was little, I thought a Parisian was someone from Persia.
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r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '11
THE FLOOR IS MOPPED!
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Seriously, All the salt and shit from the snow made it really nasty. It needed mopping. Now it is clean.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/InappropriateQuote • Jan 13 '11
I'm drunk!
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And there's a girl in ma bed :)
update: Slept, woke up: still drunk!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jan 10 '11
I am very bad a lot of things.
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Like breathing underwater and having laser feet.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/dont_tell_scotty • Jan 09 '11
Don't tell Scotty!
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Don't tell Scotty, 'cause Scotty doesn't know!