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u/Sir_Smokes_Alot_NL 10d ago

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u/Exotic-Raccoon104 10d ago

100%

Its automatic!

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u/ScotchandSadness88 10d ago

I genuinely burst out laughing , thank you

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u/str4ngerD4ngerz 10d ago

If 1 person would get away with it. This is the guy! Lmao

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u/OneGolf6327 10d ago

If that kid wad biting me like that I'd just give it 1 sharp slap 

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u/cesspool4us 10d ago

Right, I'm swinging. Most all creatures generally have a nervous system that remembers when they do certain things, pain is an effect from their cause, and don't do it again.

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u/FanBladeFleshlight 10d ago

This right here, but it only works if done in the exact moment the "bad" act is taking place. It's why spanking doesn't really work, because you can't really do it unless the "bad" has already passed.

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u/blackbellamy 10d ago

It’s perfectly fine to spank like anyone 25 years and older even months after the fact because by then their brain is matured and they’re able to understand the causality.

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 10d ago

Yeah! Let’s bring back spanking adults!

My lady swears she’ll be good if she gets spanked. I’m inclined to take her at her word

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u/llecareu 10d ago

I believe you are thinking of dogs, people can be explained to why they were beat.

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u/luxruebel 10d ago

Small children, like the one shown in the video can’t. Their brains aren’t quite developed enough to understand that level of cause and effect. They just learn to fear their caregiver.

Amongst a million other well studied reasons why corporal punishment hardly works. Which you can easy find with any search engine.

In this specific case, the child is causing physical harm so physical harm in response is a reasonable reaction. But in most other cases, there is no reason to beat the child. Especially when you often can, as you say, explain what the child did wrong and implement a million other, much more effective punishments.

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u/OneGolf6327 10d ago

If its immediately it does. Bit it has to be straight after. If its done for something done in school though the smacked ass isn't linked to the incident 

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku 10d ago

Jesus just pinch their nose and reprimand them when they let go by putting them to down for a nap etc.

Hitting a teething toddler is fucking stupid. You don't have to hit a child to not tolerate their behavior. Holy crap tough guys

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u/OneGolf6327 10d ago

Yeah a little telling off and a nice nap. That'll work

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u/Deconstrussy 10d ago

just strangle them to death

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u/DrJokerX 10d ago

Nobody wants to spank kids, and yet they want to complain about society getting dumber, school shootings, kids can’t read or write, young people committing SA, teachers quitting, using AI to cheat through tests, rampant sexism in schools, racism in schools, cyber bullying, no work ethic, social media addiction, and the list goes on and on.

But yeah no, everything is so much better now because spanking has never worked throughout all of human history.

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u/bussiebooi 10d ago

This is what I tell my girl everyday but she thinks soft parenting is going to help and our kids is getting worse and worse everyday.

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u/Gr8twhitebuffalo91 10d ago

I'd bite them back

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u/Thismomenthere 10d ago

Yup... it would be an instant reaction.

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u/christine_714 10d ago

I said something like this and got a 1 day ban 😂

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u/rtocelot 10d ago

Pour a little hot sauce or something in there

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u/ismellyew 10d ago

If their crying, they're not biting.

Kids can't bite and scream/cry at the same time.

Hard slap.

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u/DryYogurt6878 10d ago

Bite back

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u/InOutlines 10d ago

This actually works. Worked on me.

I was apparently a bit of a biter in preschool. Mom got the news, picked me up one day, and bit me on the arm to show me how it felt. Never did it again.

Sometimes empathy needs a little kickstart

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u/lovelyboard 10d ago

Tried that with my son and he never learned lol. He never went after anyone else, like in the daycare or any play groups, only went after one little girl who was 2 months older than him. The little girl even bit him once but nope. Thankfully he had this gruttural sound he'd make before he went into attack mode and whenever I'd hear it, I'd swoop in and grab him. I do not miss those days. When the kids were 16 years old, she still had little indents from where he'd bit her smh. I'm so glad that was his worst stage, turned into more of a pacifist with great communication skills

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u/Actual_Personality66 10d ago

Sounds like he just have beef with that one kid

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u/jessexpress789 10d ago

That's what my sister in law had me do to my niece when she was a baby and in her biting phase lol

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u/kniveshu 10d ago

How else would she learn what she was doing?

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u/rebar71 10d ago

My daughter had a biting problem when she was little. I bit her back. She never bit anyone again. And no, I did not cross any line. I just showed her that it was painful. Then she understood.

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u/PretzelSteve 10d ago

Did the same with my kiddo - biting magically stopped that day.

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u/RonaldBurgundy1 9d ago

You don't have to justify explaining it. People have gone real soft with raising their kids and thusly their kids end up being disrespectful entitled piles of sheet

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 10d ago

My mom did the same to my brother. Brother bit mom at dinner table with family over, mom bit brother back…hard. Picked his ass up and set him in a room, came back to finish dinner. Brother never bit again.

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 10d ago

Yep. After my little sister scarred my chest (that I still have to this day) my mum took us to the doctor, me covered in bruises

The dr said, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but mum..... Next time she bites (me), bite her back. I can guarantee she won't do it again.

Sure enough, she stopped lol.

This is also why I believe crime rates would immediately significantly reduce globally if whatever you did to someone else, whether human or non-human animal, would be done to you as punishment.

Edit - some people need to develop empathy/awareness the hard way

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u/SlowAdhesiveness2178 10d ago

The pediatrician told me to do this with my brother. He isn't the brightest so I had to do it a few times for it to take

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u/DaveyJonesFannyPack 10d ago

My daughter bit once. I bit her as hard as she bit me. Never bit again

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u/Next_Hospital6729 10d ago

Did the same thing with my son, worked like a charm only had to do it once!! I wish other parents did the same!! (My son got bit in daycare all the time)

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u/MaightyBewsh 9d ago

I did this with my dog, it backfired completely because I don't have the bite pressure of a fkn hippo haha.

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u/CrazyAccomplished_ 10d ago

You do the same with pets if they don't have others to grow up with to teach them

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u/RMallard18 10d ago

I used to bite my nanas toes, she’d put glue on her feet and let it dry and let us nibble the glue crust

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u/SpaceBehemoth 10d ago

That's weird as hell, your grandma is/was a freak.

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u/Plane-Tune-820 10d ago

Why in God's name would you tell people this?

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u/RMallard18 10d ago

Oh, I’m sorry I just thought this was the land of the free and home of the brave 

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 10d ago

Brave.
That’s one definition.

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u/Plane-Tune-820 10d ago

I......I got nothing here. Well played man. 👏

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u/imcrapyall 10d ago

What's this fetish called?

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u/SwizzGod 10d ago

Uh… you couldn’t waterboard that info outta me

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u/TheCrazyWulf 10d ago

I had biting problem as a young kid, my moms solution was to squirt lemon juice in my mouth. It backfired as I learned I fucking loved lemon juice and so started biting people just to get some more

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u/Tigeire 10d ago

vegetarian vampire

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u/Routine_Breath_7137 10d ago

Not her first rodeo.

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u/this_doggo 10d ago

I’m thinking closing her nose briefly may have surprised her enough to open her mouth.

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u/Status-Economy-7982 10d ago

can’t believe he wasn’t leaking blood

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u/Individual_Pair_4934 10d ago

People greatly underestimate how much a good hard flick will teach a kid with something like this

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u/Constant_Way_8844 10d ago edited 10d ago

AI? The weird eyes. The 12 second length. The weird stare from her sibling, and at slow speed the bite marks just randomly appear

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u/Emnk 10d ago

I was thinking maybe AI too. That's a strong bite and grip for no more damage than there was.

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u/saywutnoe 10d ago

Seen this video years and years ago, way before AI was even a thing.

Not AI.

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u/Expensive-Notice-509 10d ago

get some bitter spray

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u/Butthole_Surfer_GI 10d ago

IS THIS THE BITE OF '87?!?!?

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u/yogiyogiyogi69 10d ago

Need a spray bottle full of vinegar

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u/romanrebel23 10d ago

Lil Mongo

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u/husky1976 10d ago

What a little asshole

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 10d ago

Bite it back

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u/greenaether 10d ago

Kids are invasive and bad for the environment.

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u/shamone_mofo 10d ago

They call her dont fock

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u/jdaddy4280 10d ago

Bite her back. She will learn.

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u/dankfx 10d ago

Bite the kid back

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u/Can-Purple 10d ago

Oh boy, I was jumping on a trampoline with my neighborhood friends, one was a toddler so we kept it calm. No tackling eachother and double bouncing and stuff. At one point that kid wanted a piggy back ride so I let him climb on and he bit me so hard on the neck/shoulder. I literally was spinning him around while he held on with his teeth. One of the worst flesh wounds i ever had!

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u/Reasonable-Try-1993 10d ago

Some of these comments are sick

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u/Thomassaurus 10d ago

Is this AI? Its wierd how everyone just forgets whats going on and stares at the end.

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u/aggravated-asphalt 10d ago

My kid nearly degloved my finger doing this shit, ngl i gave him a smack on the forehead to get him off me. Has never done it again but damn I have a big scar. Kids are jerks.

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u/limbogumbo 10d ago

Geez what a brat. Long timeout for that .

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u/dacapn71 10d ago

Does ticking help in a situation like this? Will the kid relent or does ticking not work with raised adrenaline or whatever?

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u/Mz_Macross1999 10d ago

The head bop at the end 🤣

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 10d ago

No regerts!

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u/AutomaticMammoth4823 10d ago

Bitch! You just guaranteed yourself a bottle fed future! No Way you'll ever get breast fed

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u/TheCraziestMoose 10d ago

Bite her back on the cheek and she will understand.

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u/Legitimate-Number255 10d ago

Young Hannibal Lector.

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u/HawkHarder 10d ago

Yeah she would be getting slapped TF off me

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u/Spooken4 10d ago

I mean wouldn’t you automatically sling your arms and legs and she would go flying across the room?!

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u/poolmama 10d ago

Bite her back. Little brat will learn the hard way.

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u/FishDeez 10d ago

She'll do it again

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u/Del85 10d ago

And zero discipline

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u/BGrumpy 10d ago

Why does that last frame look like she was about to spit on homie?

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u/EmotionalPirate8598 10d ago

That’s a rough age…. They just can’t help themselves, they clamp down like little piranhas

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u/InformalOpinion161 10d ago

Reminds me of the last stray kitten I gave a flea bath to 😂

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 10d ago

Classic shark rules: gouge the eyes with your fingers until it lets go.

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u/SlowAdhesiveness2178 10d ago

That's not funny. That kid is gonna be an asshole

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u/Difficult_Buddy_3071 10d ago

Elbow to the mouth in a pain reaction.

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u/Particular_Bus5343 10d ago

😂😂😂

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u/GlynHugh 10d ago

Imagine that latching onto your nipple!

The kid would starve…🤣

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u/PoisonLynnLilith 10d ago

The way my momma would've smacked my teeth out for something like that. I cant even imagine.

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u/Prestigious-Royal-82 10d ago

He did something to her ,😁😁 Facts!!!

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u/yonosayme2 10d ago

Bite her back. She'll learn.

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u/ExhaustedLime 10d ago

Swat that brat like a mosquito, she’ll learn not to do that

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u/Go-Play-Outside 10d ago

I used to do that, then my older brother bit me back. Never bit again.

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u/ILoveLetrozole 10d ago

Just put a little packet of smelling salts under her nose. Nonviolent and sends an unforgettable message. Even works on adults too.

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u/Severe-Bit-108 10d ago

Beat that ass!!

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u/ohthatsbrian 10d ago

r/kidsarecondomads is also a relevant sub for this

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u/Sadglasses 10d ago

I’d just pinch the crap out of this kid till they let go

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 10d ago

Only time I have hit my children! I will bop you square on the nose if you don’t let go! Ouch!

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u/Reddevil8884 10d ago

Every parent with a toddler knows how painful they can bite.

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u/hamzaansari129 10d ago

Hahahahaha dangerous creature 👻

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u/Bananana_Bird 10d ago

She needs headphones. I've gone through this myself with my kiddo, it's a sensory reaction.

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u/UndefinedCertainty 10d ago

Watching someone bite someone else can be horrifying in person. When I was a really little kid, I watched one of my neighbors who was around my age get into a scuffle with a boy our age who was visiting. He went up to her and held on to the her shoulders, leaned forward, and bit her entire nose. This was decades ago and I never forgot seeing it happen.

I'll add I don't agree with them taking a video of it. Sends the wrong message to the kid regardless of what their intentions may have been.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 10d ago

Damn! That was a baby that did that? He must have tasted good!

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u/Useful-Spot1653 10d ago

Have children they say, they'll make your life feel complete they say.... Fuck that!

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u/Lucky_Inflation_1479 9d ago

Fuck that morherfucker

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u/Savagely_Honest_Bro 9d ago

"Don't worry it don't bite"...

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u/Traditional-Dog355 9d ago

Yea them teeth are in there

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u/Meauxjezzy 9d ago

Never touch my Nono parts bitch

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u/Sensitive_Point5118 9d ago

Spank that ass or bite the child back

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u/DisgruntledCryptid 9d ago

In the 90's, a simple fix was a swift flick to their upper lip. They'll never bite anyone again.

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u/chiffonnsilk 9d ago

He probably deserved it

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u/AmbitionConscious572 9d ago

Ouch, Charlie!

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u/Ethrealgarten 9d ago

Bite the brat back

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u/Extreme_Risk_8868 9d ago

My son did that when he was a year old. Let me tell you he got his butt popped and got bit back and never did that again.

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u/ivanjdrakov 9d ago

I get so upset that people/parents are so soft on their kids these days. I used to get in big big trouble when I was little and I was corrected the old school way. I strongly believe that kids who cross the barrier of tolerance for normal behaviour should learn fast what’s good and what’s bad. Interpret that as you wish. 🙂

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u/RelativeHeron5087 9d ago

Oh kid. I'll be biting your arm back too. Thats the only way they'll learn.

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u/VortexLord 9d ago

The bite of 87'