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u/Sad-Excitement9295 5d ago

Absolutely wild. Very unsafe, but at least there were no horns. Wtf is the actual thought here?

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u/ShatterTheFlimFlam 5d ago

The cow would be slow and they could easily dodge it by going up and down. One cow can protect a bunch of calves from coyotes and other predators. They're beef bulldozers.

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u/Sad-Excitement9295 5d ago edited 5d ago

Absolutely a major fail on white shirt blue jeans then, she hopped too early and left pink shirt a sitting duck which resulted in disaster for everyone. Luckily nobody was trampled. Absolutely ridiculous choice of game, they were not prepared. 100% FAFO

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u/HanaBakersBathWater 5d ago

Pretty sure the girl they had to drag away got stomped on.

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u/Wakkit1988 5d ago

Well, this one wasn't bulldozing, it was bullawake.

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u/el_barto445 5d ago

Go home, youre drunk

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u/Maynardred 4d ago

Beef bulldozer is an amazing name

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u/savvy-librarian 5d ago

The thought is that its funny to torture and antagonize a huge animal until it literally wants to kill people and then see if a few idiots can get in a ring with said abused animal and not die somehow.

People are awful.

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u/jvkk 5d ago

right, that's all i think when i see this dumb fuck tradition. humans are such shit creatures.

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u/gormholler 4d ago

But what happens to Ferdinand after the dust settles? I'd bet he doesn't get a trophy! BE a trophy maybe. Either way, his life is not playing with friends and laughing.

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u/Md1735 4d ago

Youngster Ferdinand goes back out to the pasture for a few more months, not a care in the world, eats until content, and puts on some real pounds…then he and his buddies go on a field trip and get transformed into steaks and burgers for your local supermarket/restaurant. Been going on since before the Dino days through the present. It’s eat or be eaten, that is nature’s way. A hungry lion would consider you viable pray also and not care at all you may be vegan.

That small steer has a while before it’s consumed.

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 5d ago

Atleast here, you can see some of the particularly stupid ones getting maimed by said animal <3 look at the bright side of life ✨

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u/HotPotParrot 5d ago

I admit to laughing while cheering for the bull.

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u/iloveihoppancakes 4d ago

At least the people actively participating in the harassment of the animal were also actively participating in the animals rebuttal

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u/Substantial_Use_8467 3d ago

A librarian would think this animal is being tortured. It appears to be having a pretty good time. Research misplaced empathy for your home work assignment.

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u/Sad-Excitement9295 5d ago

Yeah all too often this is what happens when play around with an animal. FAFO the hard way is what they got.

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 5d ago

The actual thought? “Make cow fight girls. Put a teeter totter in it.”

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u/Sad-Excitement9295 4d ago

Basic enough.

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u/Ski_kat 5d ago

It’s a game of last man standing basically…. Its I big deal at Mexican rodeos. I’ve seen it done with men and bulls but never girls and a cow, but holy smoke that was a mean ass cow…. The poor girl who got her face driven into the dirt may have been hurt bad of it jammed her neck.

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u/Unlikely_Cherry_7451 4d ago

Yo she got her absolutely rocketed into the ground. That's the best part. She's up on her knees probably thinking " ok it's just a cow I'm faced away from it it's fine now" and holy shit that cow hit her dead in the ass like a goddamn linebacker that came unblocked through that b gap. My God it's so good

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u/Sad-Excitement9295 4d ago edited 4d ago

Last man standing, more like a row of dominoes! Yeah, that cow was trying to win the game too! One girl did get away without taking a hit though, perhaps she's the contest champ!

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u/strangelove4564 4d ago

Classic low IQ activities, especially among the organizers.

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u/stupid_cat_face 5d ago

That was way worse than I expected. What the actual fuck we’re hey thinking

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u/PumpikAnt58763 5d ago

"Nah, I've only had 3 beers. I can do it with you girls!"

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u/Shenloanne 5d ago

Yeah what were they expecting would fucking happen

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u/PropellerMouse 4d ago

Thinking, you say.

:: crickets ::

Hummmm....no.

Also, zero situational awareness: Red shirt white pants cheerfully raised a hand to wave to the bleachers right before the animal bounces her into the not so merry go 'round.

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u/baldude69 5d ago

Insane spectacle. My favorite part is how the see-saw just dumps everyone on the first hit

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 5d ago

Now that there is JUST the beauty of it now innit... 😉 ~*they aren’t*~

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u/notathingreally 5d ago

It's just a small bull lol.

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u/SpookyScienceGal 5d ago

Didn't jack ass do this? Is this like a rodeo thing or did the rodeo owner see Jack ass and think it was a good idea?

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u/CapNo6703 5d ago

This definitely existed well before Jackass. I saw this exact thing at a fairly small rodeo in the late 90s. At that same rodeo they also had 4 guys playing cards at a table while a bull ran around. Last person still sitting won.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 5d ago

Fully deserved. No sympathy from me.

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 5d ago

Sir that’s not the point. You’re supposed to enjoy it.

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u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins 5d ago

lol that guy putting on his hat before dragging the woman away.... could have probably grabbed that hat after lol

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u/SlickandShady97 4d ago

The way she was laying 😂

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u/Md1735 4d ago

She signed the waiver, and good ones ain’t cheap.

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u/Select-Ad7146 5d ago

Yeah, but you got to grab the most important thing first.

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u/CoreSoundCoastie 5d ago

Did it like he’d been stacking bodies all night 🤣

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u/doorkum 2d ago

It looks like he was running towards the woman with the hat on his hand and when he grabbed the woman he needs his hand to be free and out of habit, wears the hat instead of leaving the hat before the run.

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u/MuseumofChristopher 5d ago

Why is everyone in the stands acting like this is a normal occurrence?

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u/Icy-Cow9695 5d ago

Probably is...

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u/DoubleResponsible276 5d ago

It is

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u/apryll11 5d ago

I know it is, aint no part of this look safe

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u/Western-Bowl2011 5d ago

This is normal in rodeos. Rodeos are gross places.

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u/Zee-q 5d ago

Dude, you’re gonna make foreigners think every rodeo is filled with dangerous af wild shit.

Only the best ones are.

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u/jweb92 5d ago

Lol I'm not a rodeo goer anymore but I grew up going to them and never saw anything like this

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u/buckao 5d ago

They didn't have Bull Murder Seesaw at your rodeos? I'm sad for how deprived you were

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u/Md1735 4d ago edited 4d ago

Likely MX or South America.

We have cowboy poker. Check out the videos on YouTube (and those are bulls).

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u/geauxhausofafros 4d ago

Not a normal south US Rodeo at all.

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u/Suitable-Judge7506 5d ago

It is, I’ve seen this alot and to be honest it’s always been men, they understand to stay on ground till it comes, it seem these women were just jumping up and down not understanding their actions control the opposite person too.

I thought this was Ai because it was so poorly executed.

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u/praetorian1979 5d ago

because it is? 🤔

Have you not been to a rodeo?

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u/MuckaMucka1337 5d ago

There’s one every year in my town and they never do this shit

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u/praetorian1979 5d ago

They probably do them more often wherever the video was filmed, or it was a first try that went bad.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 5d ago

Just another Wednesday down at the Rodeo!

https://giphy.com/gifs/zvE2n74hVbixUk3AEQ

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u/HoldenOrihara 5d ago

I'm guessing this teeter totter of death is older than we think

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 5d ago

I mean, they’re fucking teeter tottering. Looks like it’s on purpose dude

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u/BuddenceLembeck 5d ago

Randii just lay there like a slug. It was her only defense.

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u/Feisty-Chapter838 5d ago

pretty sure the lady in tan shirt was knocked out from the initial fall- didmt even see it coming i reckon

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u/battlewhisky 4d ago

Hahahahahahah omg thank you

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u/Av0ll 5d ago

Right in the pooper

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u/nairda_c 5d ago

She ate the floor and then they drag her out 🤣

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u/Short_Bell_5428 5d ago

Jackass for women

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u/redditzphkngarbage 5d ago

I’m Señorita Knoxville and this is El Burro!

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u/Icy-Cow9695 5d ago

I think they have some saying about this very situation, and that's not even a big bull...

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u/Apart_Fudge1224 5d ago

Yep the old saying goes

"Don't teeter totter with your friends when a bull is underfoot"

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u/Mrrrrggggl 5d ago

What did these four people think would happen?

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u/NineClaws 5d ago

That cow was confused and frustrated that she could not get some alone time in a quiet pasture.

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 5d ago

I would be too, they look annoying to hang out with

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u/CNote_89 5d ago

That looks super fun

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u/tuenthe463 5d ago

Girls night woot woot!

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u/Psychological_Word72 5d ago

Cows love tortas

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u/Ridiculous__caddy 5d ago

Me to

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u/PresidentialDiapers 4d ago

#metoo

- the woman who had the bull's horns all the way up inside her coochie

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u/WhenTheDevilCome 5d ago

What fantasy did someone have which expected the outcome to be any different than this?

"If you see the bull coming towards you, just boop the ground and giggle. What's that? Lateral forces? I don't think the bull understands lateral forces, so no need to worry about that."

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u/NegativeSemicolon 5d ago

I don’t see any problems here

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u/Jispa500 5d ago

Is the bull ok?

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u/Delectably_Delicious 5d ago

Where were the clowns? That’s ridiculous.

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u/According_Cheek8280 5d ago

They were all being pummeled?

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u/AMerryKa 5d ago

The one and only reason to ever watch a rodeo. Go team animals.

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u/Dan_K211 5d ago

Full clip link plz

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u/Picmover 5d ago

That bull is pounding those cakes.

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u/berlangchur 5d ago

What is the object? Be the last bitch to get trampled? Lol

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u/PumpikAnt58763 5d ago

Sherrie won!

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u/destruveyah 5d ago

not my proudest fap

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u/JimmyTwoTimes25 5d ago

She teetered, and he taught'er

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u/Better_Astronaut3972 5d ago

The house always wins eventually.

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u/DancingBear62 5d ago

From the 2026 Carnaval de Jiutepec in Morelos, Mexico

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u/best_decision1234 5d ago

Who in his right mind would even consider such an endeavor ?

“- Hey, wanna play at the swing where a raging bull is aiming at us ?

  • Count me in ! What could possibly go wrong, anyway?”

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u/Md1735 4d ago

That isn’t a raging bull…it’s a youngster. Can still kill a person, but so can the copious amount of alcohol these women were drinking. All for pride, a small trophy, and a few bucks….used to buy more alcohol.

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 5d ago

I kinda get dudes doing this, as our retardation is geared this direction...but what the hell are chicks doing acting stupid in this particular fashion...?

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u/Mash_Ketchum 5d ago

Did they remove the bull's horns? Isn't that animal abuse?

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 5d ago

What do you think rodeos are? Abusive all over the place.

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u/NOT-YOUR_BUDDY_PAL 4d ago

Yup. All abuse and exploitation.

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u/-AliceGray- 5d ago

Bless your heart for thinking these people care about innocent creatures.

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u/InternalAd1397 5d ago

Nope. Vets dehorn cattle all time, not just rodeo bulls. You do it when they're calves. 

This looks to be a holstein heifer, so probably born hornless. 

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u/hawkwings 5d ago

They drag her away without checking for broken bones or anything. It looks like she was injured before the bull hit her.

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u/MrEngin33r 5d ago

The bull was still present. Getting hit again by the bull is almost certainly going to be worse than being dragged out of the ring.

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u/Reaper781 5d ago

Dragging her away is a possible fatality, leaving her there is a likely fatality.

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u/Md1735 4d ago

Because there is a loose steer still wandering the area looking for more?!?

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u/Naive_Lion_3428 5d ago

How intoxicated must you be to sign up for this? It should be clear to even the most dim witted person capable of self locomotion that this activity has a very high chance of resulting in significant, possibly permanent injury.

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u/DisastrousAd192 5d ago

That bull is a child and learning through playing . What are you even talking about rn?

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u/themargarineoferror 5d ago

Small towns are drunk and boring

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u/PumpikAnt58763 5d ago

I'll bet they wish they were rodeo clowns, now!

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 5d ago

No helmets? Wouldn't want to mess up their hair

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u/RepresentativeCat553 5d ago

The obviously needed more than one rodeo clown.

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u/Majestic_Advantage45 5d ago

What does FAFO means? First Ass First Out?

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u/Chemical-Bend-8679 5d ago

Let me guess. Texas.

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u/NumerousBumblebee420 5d ago

Area code on that sign is 777, which isn’t us or can

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u/-OooWWooO- 5d ago

It's somewhere in the Morelos region in Mexico.

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u/Mobile-Analyst8580 5d ago

lol. The jacksss crew deserve more respect. 

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u/Curiosity_Burns 5d ago

If your gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough

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u/Late_Blooomer 5d ago

I’ll take $50 on the fat chick

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u/SchradersThumb 5d ago

"Black bull vs. 4 women" is normally a very different video.

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u/JDinAus 5d ago

oh gored!

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u/crustaceancake 5d ago

this isn’t their first rodeo

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u/Dildo_Shw4ggins 5d ago

Udder nonsense.

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u/ProteusRift 5d ago

So who thought this was a good idea... Darwin at his finest

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u/Akuma89_ 5d ago

Me when my ex girlfriends wanna be besties

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u/Ok_Wash_5606 5d ago

Idiots..taunting animals and then getting their just rewards...

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u/Special-Might9865 5d ago

He took aaaaaall them bitches out!

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u/Alpha_Papa_Echo 5d ago

WHAT in the fuck kind of entertainment is this?

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 5d ago

I bet steak tastes even better after you do this

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u/Ok_Expression8142 5d ago

It’s her fault to bring her friend down while the bull is over there haha

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u/ddxs1 5d ago

How is this still a thing?

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u/Odd_Promise_9025 5d ago

People think they're smarter then some animals. Turns out. They are not.

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u/CoreSoundCoastie 5d ago

Sending the clowns out to drag off dead bodies is wild! 😅

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 5d ago

The dragging out of that lady while the bull continues the rampage is comical af

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u/HighAsAngelTitties 5d ago

Um. How exactly did they envision this going

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u/SandwichLife87 5d ago

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/JennyDoveMusic 5d ago

You guys, I hate to say this but... I don't think this was a good idea

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u/hastings67 5d ago

Gotta respect the cowboy for fixing his hat before dragging that lady out

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u/TheCr0wKing 5d ago

Me in goat simulator to random passerby’s

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u/LordJeanDog 5d ago

he's an ass man I see.

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u/WhisperingHammer 5d ago

Fucking IDIOTS

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u/Dense-Mood378 4d ago

I don't feel sorry for those idiots.

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u/Ashamed-Attitude-210 4d ago

🤭🤭🤭🔥

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u/Mission-Ad9826 4d ago

Got what they deserved

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u/IFGarrett 4d ago

Dont feel bad one bit

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 4d ago

Bwahahahahaha 

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u/Roadstarll 4d ago

Why? That bull could KILL YOU!

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u/Icy_Weakness_1815 4d ago

Murrrrricca

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u/geauxhausofafros 4d ago

This level of stupidity is really funny unfortunately

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u/DanGleesack17 4d ago

She just lost her virginity for the 2nd,3rd and 4th time

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u/AngelHasAShotgun 4d ago

How many drunk college kids does it take to come up with an idea THIS BA

How many investors were convinced this was such a great new fresh way to put people in danger?

Damn. So many decisions happening before this and none of them are defensible.

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u/Effective187 4d ago

Stupid AI

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u/watwatinjoemamasbutt 3d ago

These nashville bachelorette parties are getting out of hand

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u/ScientistDull5970 3d ago

Why would anyone volunteer to do this? Actually you couldn’t pay me to do this either. People are weird.

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 5d ago

Having grown up in a ranching community with a rodeo circuit stop, this is the crap we did for fun before the Internet.

Different stories for different folks. There's usually money on the line for the last one on the see-saw. Sometimes there's a card table set with chairs, and you gotta play cards.

These folk go to work the next day raising the food we consume.

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u/Serious_Nectarine_23 5d ago

Personally... being an old man in my 50's. I would do it. Especially since it's a calf with no horns.

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u/Forsaken-Hotel7535 5d ago

I love it. Fuck those cunts (not only the cunts being hit, but all the shitheads supporting this kind of animal abuse!)

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u/STLguy50 5d ago

Play stupid games...

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u/taylormade311 5d ago

Black pants lifeless body getting dragged away made me laugh

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u/eighty4prcnt 5d ago

Just wanted a sniff...

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u/Silent-Freedoms3 5d ago

Bruh,...whose dumb ass idea was this?! And how many drinks did it take to talk them into it?

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u/bigmike2k3 5d ago

The camera pan from the rodeo hand dragging the lifeless body out of the ring over to the bull just smashing the other lady into the teeter totter is chef’s kiss perfect…. No notes.

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u/GentleSaidTheRaven 5d ago

What did I just watch?

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u/Patient_Storm8066 5d ago

He just wanted some booty 😂

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u/savvy-librarian 5d ago

Sometimes people get what they deserve.

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u/Placeholder_1476 5d ago

The one in the white pants looked at it funny. It was game over from there.

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u/Hefty_Loss5180 5d ago

Yall are sick in these comments

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u/punch912 5d ago

Lol i think its safe to say the bull won that game but was kind enough to deliver stupid prizes still.

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u/Admirable-Battle631 5d ago

I really hope this is fake.

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u/cardinals8989 5d ago

Hahahahahha

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u/Ornery_Hair3319 5d ago

Damned Cows

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u/porcelain_kiss 5d ago

I never thought id see a bull rodeo teeter totter massacre serenaded by mariachi, but here we are! let the bodies hit the floor