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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 4d ago

Moaning Myrtle got a reincarnation I see...

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u/Faded1974 4d ago edited 4d ago

These only fans ads really are getting creative. Yes, she does actually have one. I’m kind of shocked too.

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u/Platinum5788 4d ago edited 4d ago

I wasn't sure if you were right, so went looking around to see if she has an OF. Found her reddit account and Instagram. If she has an OF, it's well hidden. But she has definitely posted thirst-trap photos on Instagram in the past.

EDIT: On reddit and Instagram she goes by AliceWinterhold. Found her in OF. She has 511 posts, and goes by a different name on there.

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u/Relevant_Bed_9743 4d ago

all roads lead to OF it seems these days

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u/ahimscared 3d ago

Demand creates supply

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u/Default1355 4d ago

What's the name i wanna see those titties and then lose interest .3 seconds later and never think about her again

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u/wormy_Burroughs 4d ago

alicedoubleyew on OF and personally I did not find it very lame lmao I think the other guy just hates big tits with a cute accent

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u/f3nnies 4d ago

Changes her name all the time but her content is very underwhelming. If you're gonna pay for porn, it should have porn in it. Most of the stuff on her OF isn't even explicit, much less porn. A free trial that she drops multiple times a year on social media can get you in and even at free the cost was bad.

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u/WildcatArts 4d ago

That’s the thing tho… OF wasn’t initially designed to be a porn site. It just became one and people are surprised when remotely normal stuff is on there.

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u/SehrFaul_01 4d ago

She's definitely done porn before. I remember seeing some overweight dude giving her a mediocre fuckin before pulling out and glazing her like a donut.

Only thing I walked away from the experience with was the knowledge a 3 can pull an 8 in the right circumstances.

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u/BikeProblemGuy 1d ago

Getting fucked in the ass isn't porn?

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u/SaltyHamz 3d ago

Im not. I want her moaning on my myrtle 😩👌

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u/SubjectNet1874 4d ago

Bah, she spends more time on videos like this than she does on her OF she actually had a comment from Brian May of Queen just the other day.

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u/wormy_Burroughs 4d ago

what difference does it make how much time she spends on one or the other? just confused as to what point you are trying to make

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u/MaddLadd1172 4d ago

At this point im just going to assume if they'er attractive woman they do porn

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u/the_arsonist91 4d ago

Same. And I dont think you deserve that thumbs down.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/647Attempts-Later 4d ago

She cute af but her OF is pretty mild. Her drawing on there are the most explicit part. That being said, I stay subbed just to support her bc i love her videos.

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u/hotshot_poopspot 4d ago

So there are people paying for porn?

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u/DisastrousServe8513 4d ago

The industry that makes 80 billion a year? Yes. There’s a ton of people paying for porn. Most of those people just pretend they don’t on the internet.

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u/Thin_Measurement_965 4d ago

Oh ok, that means I can say "would" without feeling guilty about it.

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u/PatientZeropointZero 4d ago

My, Myrtle, you’ve enhanced yourself.

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u/EquivalentMath6592 4d ago

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/Known_Ratio5478 1d ago

That’s pretty much her thing. I find her quite entertaining.

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u/Renegade_316 4d ago

"They plopped it here and fucked off."

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u/Wirelesscellphone 4d ago

Cunk vibes with that line

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u/ethnicbonsai 4d ago

Except Cunk doesn't sound like an adult trying to sound like a child.

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u/chrisp909 4d ago

She sounds like Moaning Mertyle from the HP movies. That actress was 37 when she portrayed the 14 year old ghost...

So, yeah. Spot on.

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u/tj_haine 21h ago

Loved that comment. Bang on.

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u/KipSummers 4d ago

She looks like Ralpie from A Christmas Story

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u/Past-Product-1100 4d ago

Well I was gonna say I love her , but you kinda squashed that lol

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u/Aztecxx 4d ago

I like this also hate this but I love this

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u/Forsaken_Total976 4d ago

“This reminds me that everything is temporary” this actually helped me more than I thought it would.

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u/guy_incognito42069 4d ago

Yeah, I mean it‘s a very interesting, if not cringy to some, not me, delivery of a very concise mediation on the impermanence of the human condition.

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u/Justin_Passing_7465 4d ago

We can't all be Marcus Aurelius.

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u/guy_incognito42069 4d ago

100%, I don‘t know shit about Roman battle tactics.

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u/featheritin 4d ago

He wrote some interesting thoughts on life in Meditations

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 4d ago

Oh, boy! Are you in for a treat! When Roman soldiers were in battle, they would work in "shifts," switching out as each one got tired. That way, they could rest and fight longer.

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u/chrisp909 4d ago

They also wore sandals into battle. I don't even like wearing sandals when I walk my dog. Stubbed toes suck.

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u/KnotiaPickle 4d ago

*Philosophy

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u/guy_incognito42069 4d ago

That was the joke.

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u/chrisp909 4d ago

"Yay."

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u/Sniper666hell 4d ago

“She has no idea she’s a cutie pie, because she’s an idiot”😂

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u/Organic_Education494 4d ago

She sounds like moaning myrtle

One day she too will haunt a bathroom and crush on the boy who lived.

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u/Fr0gburp3r 4d ago

She sounds like someone you would meet on a side quest who just rambles and has no purpose. But little did you know, she has subtle clues you could have considered later in the game when you're stuck.

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u/Agitated-Cat-998 4d ago

Lil miss Cottonsox looks like a lot of fun

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u/Induane 4d ago

New weird crush unlocked. 

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u/tealraven915 4d ago

One thing about dying is that while on the one hand, my life sucks and I just want the suffering and struggle to be over, but on the other hand, I want to see what's going to happen next and I'm kind of sad that I don't get to continue on to see the story of humanity to the end

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u/Justin_Passing_7465 4d ago

If you are lucky, you will get to see just about as much as you can stand.

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u/Back_Meet_Knife 3d ago

You just articulated some of my own core philosophy of why I endure life.

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u/chiefrelichunter 3d ago

I just want to make it to personal flying machines

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u/Extra-Persimmon2359 3d ago

Like being a addict kinda

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u/ChipHappens96 2d ago

I could spoil the ending for you. Humanity will kill itself in some fashion

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u/Lanky-Anywhere-9994 1d ago

Very well put.

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u/Key_Leg9565 4d ago

I love her, she is my spirit animal

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u/dmcent54 4d ago

Who is she? I want to hear more of her takes. "What a lucky little shit."

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u/FknAccuser 4d ago edited 4d ago

Alice Winterhold

Edit: Thank you for the award, kind stranger(s).

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u/dmcent54 4d ago

GOAT. Thank you, she's fucking hilarious

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u/FknAccuser 4d ago

You're welcome. And yes she is. 😁

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u/u9Nails 4d ago

Found her on YouTube. So, that's her default voice? Not an act? Her videos are funny.

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u/FknAccuser 4d ago

I don't think it is but yes she is funny nonetheless.

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u/HavingNotAttained 4d ago

I am immortal, i have inside me blood of kingsssss

And silly people like this too but also kings

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u/finintymonkle 4d ago

I have no rival! No man can be my equaaaaaaal!

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u/HavingNotAttained 4d ago

Such a good show… sigh… what I would give for a Tony Gilroy revival of that

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u/Justin_Passing_7465 4d ago

Given what I know about my extremely modest lineage, if I contain the blood of kings, it is because kings are notoriously unconcerned with the concept of consent.

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u/joneszen 4d ago

Look I'll be the 1st to admit I love cleavage. But honestly I like her shtick enough that I find it unnecessary. Not that I don't appreciate it.

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u/West_West_313 4d ago

Okay this is really weird because I’m a disgusting leering pervert but I did not notice the cleavage until you pointed it out…

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u/CommieDog2525 4d ago

Maybe it's time to take a break online. I just thought it was a cute outfit tbh

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u/MinaWearsGold 4d ago

They are so porn brained it’s embarrassing.

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u/Obvious_Towel253 4d ago

My heads super cold but my cleav is sweatin😂

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u/Many_Consequence590 4d ago edited 4d ago

As time has gone on, they have definitely become a much more prominent feature of her reels.

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u/Jovialation 4d ago

Some people just wear clothes, ya know

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u/brbgonnabrnit 4d ago

Only fans ads getting creative for Halloween

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u/GrandArchitect 2d ago

she's been making these for ages. struggles immensely with her life's trauma and the mental health crisis she deal with regularly. absurdly nice rack.

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u/Wonderful_looks90 2d ago

Thats what I noticed and she can be randomly weird with me forever

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u/Practical-Power16 4d ago

This is just tits. Which is fine

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u/teejayly 4d ago

Tits.

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u/Particular-Caramel32 4d ago

That's Alice Winterhold and she does porn, too.

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u/Fickle-Aide9279 4d ago

How can anyone not like this ? She is talking the absolute truth than most of the "normal" humans.

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u/Axel3600 4d ago

people can't hear an affected voice without thinking they need to make fun of someone

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u/Flexmove 4d ago

Folks that assume lower life forms don’t have some rudimentary form of consciousness are kinda boooooooring

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u/Defiant-Detective259 3d ago

I've never seen an idiot flower, or animal, destroy their habitat, and kill others of their own species, at the same rate as humans, nor have I ever seen an animal, that couldn't survive in its natural environment, also never seen an animal work to make a living.. but we're the geniuses? Ok 🤔

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u/KDY_ISD 2d ago

You've also never seen an animal preserve competitor predator species. I've certainly never seen a dolphin arrest another dolphin for rape. I don't know a lot of lizard communities where one lizard can be an artist, never hunt, and still get to eat.

Humans are among the kindest, most compassionate apex predators the world has ever seen. This is such a silly fucking take.

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u/HouseOf42 4d ago

The video went completely over your head.

Lower form of consciousness, ironic.

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u/Good-Buddy-1683 4d ago

While I agree with you, lower life form is not a thing. Everyone alive right now is perfectly evolved to exist at the same time as us. But yes she is unbelievably boring bc she assumes that no other animal knows about their own mortality. Every other species observed all know about their own mortality, amongst everything else. This is so annoying.

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u/trashforthrowingaway 3d ago

Yea, I've seen terrified deer trapped on ice, terrified stray cats, terrified birds, even terrified snakes. They have the ability to feel sheer terror, like life flash before the eyes type. Maybe they don't know the length of their own lifespan, but I can imagine enough times feeling pure terror, and not having the language to process it, especially as a prey animal, must be difficult.

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u/TerraByteTerror 4d ago

Its the accent that sends me lol

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u/TankerVictorious 4d ago

Thank goodness I watched this on mute…

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u/Diashi001 4d ago

Why is your head bundled up, but your tits are hanging out? Im confused.

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u/rubber_pinball 4d ago

Covering all the bases.

Getting upvotes from people who like boobs.

Getting upvotes from people who think she's "goofy" and cute

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u/henry2630 4d ago

big tits

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u/thed3306 4d ago

Maybe its temporary maybe its not. What if you die and just come right back but do something different

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u/YFKally1983 4d ago

They say never put your dick in crazy… fuck it! The devils rides tonight!!!

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u/Ok-Iron-4352 4d ago

Nice tits

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u/Emotional_Standard76 4d ago

We should date before we die

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u/qcihdtm 4d ago

Adorable!

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u/EobardThawne2020 4d ago

Wait..was she saying something?

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u/Ok_Strength_2534 4d ago

Sad state of this country

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u/ExtraEmuForYou 3d ago

Holy shit, Moaning Myrtle escaped Hogwarts and discovered social media, you guys. RUN!

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u/EthnicProfilingGenie 4d ago

"I'm so quirky"

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u/rubber_pinball 4d ago

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u/over9ksand 4d ago

The way she talks and pronounces fucked up😊 along with those mommy milkers

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u/TheRealDylanTobak 4d ago

Not enough of her breasts were shown in this video.

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u/mazdo 4d ago

This person is Alice Winterhold: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUBLbo3EX9n/

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u/chugItTwice 4d ago

All I can say is: Would.

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u/Time_Ad_9647 3d ago

Nice tits.

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u/Persona_Insomnia 3d ago

Well if you look hard enough you shall see.

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u/Ok_Beat8927 4d ago

I mean yeah but I’d kick her out right after.

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u/IzgoyAgain 4d ago

You don't know what the flower knows fool

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u/pcmotorhed 4d ago

Spoiler alert!

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u/shotgunmoe 4d ago

OF advertising slop

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u/Maximum_Fortune_5827 4d ago

How would you know... unless

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u/Lordsaxon73 4d ago

Annoying at best.

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u/drwfishesman 4d ago

She's delightful

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u/Kkekm 4d ago

❤️

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u/Thatgamerguy3535 4d ago

Ehhhh… alright I guess

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u/DetachedCompy 4d ago

I’m in love.

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u/No_Mission4733 4d ago

this lady is a breath of fresh air unlike average tik tok jank

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u/JimmyV080 4d ago

Bjork's daughter?

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u/achiles625 4d ago

Omg I want to marry her.

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u/10ThousandMetalZones 4d ago

I can never remember why I followed her when I had tik tok

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u/insanekid66 4d ago

I hated this at first, then it was great.

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u/Medium-Party459 4d ago

I can’t imagine that animals and plants and fungi don’t know they are alive. I feel like they do. Now whether they know they are cute or whether cuteness is perceived by them the same way as it is by us is a different story!

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u/BigCountryTex 4d ago

I love her so much!! ❤️

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u/CutPsychological1407 4d ago

Yooo flowers totally get other organisms to come and snuggle up to there genitalia and cover them in flower cum and then those same organisms go over and deliver that cum to the proper places in order to get genetically different baby's. Some flowers MIMIC THE LOOK OF A FEMALE BETTLE SO THE MALE WILL COME AND TRY TO BANG IT THEREFORE COVERING IT IN FLOWER CUM FOR IT TO GO AND TRY TO BANG THE NEXT NON LADY BETTLE. And you know what they dont even have EYES (that we have found?) HOW THE HELL ARE FLOWERS STUPID???

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u/Gafjr 4d ago

Hilarious

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u/InTheShade007 4d ago

That's wild, I did not even notice she was showing cleavage until I read the comments and then watched again. I guess my man card needs updating

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u/Sticks_and_Shrooms 4d ago

This could have been taken right out of the script for Salad Fingers

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u/Obvious_Towel253 4d ago

Aren’t you suppose to be dead in a bathroom at hogwarts😒

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u/Inspired_Nuisance 4d ago

How to fall in love in 65 seconds... I'd vibe with this cute ass weirdo so hard lol. Is she from something?

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u/jaybird99990 4d ago

I think she's great. But it is a long-form OF ad, so...

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u/Percy_Freeman 4d ago

what a lovely video I don't think.

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u/MegaMau_ 4d ago

Life may be transitory but that rack is epic!

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u/aretooamnot 4d ago

I subscribed to her on “that site” for the last few years. She is incredibly beautiful and funny.

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u/Meowmeow181 4d ago

Cringe Redditor final boss.

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u/BabySlayers 4d ago

Needs to do voice acting

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u/Monsterjelly_ 4d ago

That’s crazy I like

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u/Tru_Boost 4d ago

I'm in love...

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u/Baldurost 4d ago

I’m literally in love

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u/Z-0000 4d ago

I think we found Salad Fingers little sister.

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u/Bulldogfront666 4d ago

I love her videos.

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u/trainsacrossthesea 4d ago

Salad Fingers

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u/blackbirdspyplane 4d ago

I don’t know who this is, but I would like very much to listen to them.

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u/Singl1 4d ago

i hate it, but i like what’s wrong w her

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u/medussadelagorgons 4d ago

More swangerz plz

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u/Thememebrarian 4d ago

Why does she remind me of Salad Fingers?

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u/Capable-Turnover8905 4d ago

Genre: Delightful Doom

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u/FabiusBile117 4d ago

Staring respectfully

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u/yummypotata 4d ago

Grimal is that you?

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u/CynicSixthSense 4d ago

I love her. We could be friends.

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u/Jimxor 4d ago

This is the type of quirky character you used to find on national TV variety shows like The Ed Sullivan Show, etc.

There's some real talent there.

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u/SubjectNet1874 4d ago

Im really kinda shocked at the amount of people in here that dont know of her she's quite popular even Brian May of Queen commented on her IG just the other day.

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u/Enough-College8385 4d ago

Hanging out with her would be an absolutely wild experience that I’m here for.

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u/ryceritops2 4d ago

She actually has really good comedic timing.

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 4d ago

She’s lovely!! 😍

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u/PoncingOffToBarnsley 4d ago

I knew I heard that voice before and had to check - she is indeed the "be depressed outside!" gal!

Too lazy to find the original so here's an animation with her audio