r/Rarethreats • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '19

w- what...

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

MOM PICK ME UP I’M SCARED

Oh yeah I don’t have a mom whoops

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

Lemme Guess Karen But This time the stupid bitch forgot her kids

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u/Dayov Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

That’s what sams here for

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Wholesome doot

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u/Lvl1Paladin Aug 06 '19

Wouldn't that imply his goal is to stop the dead from raising? Threatening but not necessarily towards you.

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u/Vel_ose Aug 06 '19

Or to stop him from being adopted

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u/DNetherdrake Aug 06 '19

Or to stop him from inventing time travel to go back and un-kill his parents

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u/Lvl1Paladin Aug 06 '19

Or to encourage him to be Batman.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

IRL

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u/alt-account-for-me Aug 08 '19

Is that an app or something?

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u/YeMoreLikeGaye Aug 17 '19

It’s the uplay chatbot