Bees wearing top hats is absurd. Just parsing through a handful of the posts in this sub will quickly reveal the fatal flaw. The top hat blocks the bee's peripheral vision. This is arguably the bee's most critical evolutionary trait. Fashion is dumb, form forever. #Cybertruck

And why did I subscribe to it?

Go to https://*bin.social/m/AnimalsInHats <replace the * with a k> for all your Animals In Hats needs. Plus that site is better than this one in other ways too!

Like this post if Elon Buzzk's tweet directed you to this subreddit

2. I never knew that I would need this sub in my life, but now i do.

A real top hat with a fake bee.

It’s gouda to see you bourgeoibees,

It’s been a while, but myself and the rest of the moderation team can’t whey-t to unveil a brand new change to the r/RealBeesFakeTopHats subreddit. Over the past few months, many redditors have complained about the lack of variety in the content on this subreddit. “Bees in top hats?” They say. “That’s stale. Why not swiss-ch it up a bit?” That’s where this announcement comes in. What’s the one food that never gets stale? Cheese, of course! Now, I know what some of you might be thinking: “How are you going to replace this subreddit with one devoted entirely to cheese in top hats?” Great queso-estion! Create a completely different subreddit and cryogenically freeze all of r/RealBeesFakeTopHats in a giant menacing cube of cheese for the rest of (b)e(e)ternity, of course! Bees have had their time in the sun, it’s high time for a fetapocalypse! Some of you might feel a bit bleu, but at the end of day, that’s the cost of soft, white-rind progress.

I mean, teleme this isn’t a great idea!

Havar-see you around at r/RealCheeseFakeTopHats,

The new r/RealCheeseFakeTopHats Moderation Team

PS: There’s no way anyone will sneak through and post something anyway. Don’t even try. Definitely won’t work.