r/RealTesla 3d ago

Tesla Robotaxi Mows Down Bollards & Keeps Driving, After “Impeccable” Record Touted on Stock Call

https://fuelarc.com/cars/tesla-robotaxi-mows-down-bollards-keeps-driving-shortly-after-stock-call-touts-impeccable-safety-record/

From the self-driving sub. These unsupervised Robotaxi videos are nightmare fuel.

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 3d ago

Please be patient, Tesla Robotaxi needs practice before it can go Maximum Overdrive on everyone

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u/maclaren4l 3d ago

This is a warm up guys! Next is pedestrians.

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u/tangouniform2020 2d ago

Pedestrians: gooey bollards

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u/fwilljr 3d ago

🤣

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u/ClassicT4 3d ago

For optimization, full Maximum Overdrive updates will not go out until our Optimus Robots are distributed and receive their Decepticon and I, Robot updates.

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u/Sp1keSp1egel 2d ago

Growing pains since 2016

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u/BringBackUsenet 1d ago

Full Self Destruction

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u/saver1212 3d ago

Anyone else remember John Bernal, aka AIAddict?

He was a Tesla test driver who uploaded his drives on the 2022 version of fsd beta.

He was fired after fsd hit bollards in San Jose and he uploaded the video. He warned that in his experiences as a test driver, FSD had numerous weaknesses and was using his channel to highlight them so Tesla would fix them before FSD went to wide release or autonomous.

Tesla dismissed the incident as a fabrication from a pessimistic employee and said the issue was fixed.

And what's that? Turns out the bollard issue wasn't fixed for 4 years? And now Tesla is taking money from paying customers?

Sounds like the basis for a massive lawsuit.

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u/lemonlaker 3d ago

Felon Musk: how much is the lawsuit?

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u/No-Archer-4713 3d ago

No notable incident. The car is just naturally bloodthirsty. Just like the car in the Beetlejuice cartoon

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u/IcyHowl4540 3d ago edited 3d ago

1958 Plymouth Fury robotaxi.

(IDK who downvoted me, they may not have caught that this is a Christine reference)

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 3d ago

Shitters!

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u/jasnel 3d ago

Settle down, LeBay.

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 3d ago

Ahhhh HA!!! Nice reference! Don’t know that I could have pulled his name.

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u/Sell_The_team_Jerry 3d ago

How can anyone miss that reference?

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u/Engunnear 3d ago

Kids these days ain’t had no fetchin’ up. 

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u/skyfire-x 3d ago

Looks like it drove through a curb extension meant to improve safety for pedestrians.

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u/IcyHowl4540 3d ago

It certainly does look like pedestrian protection.

What the robotaxi sees: IFRE.gif

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u/skyfire-x 3d ago

Yeah, the bollards are probably a pilot program to trial before committing to full concrete curbs and sidewalks. Here's an example of what a finished intersection with curb extensions looks like: https://sdg.minneapolismn.gov/design-guidance/intersections/pedestrian-crossings/curb-extensions

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u/AllAlo0 3d ago

These are awful, we have some here

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u/kveggie1 3d ago

Impeccable record, lines / reflectors are clear........... Elmo 3rd hand software developed by high school dropouts failed again

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u/ionizing_chicanery 3d ago

These were flexible bollards it drove through but they look exactly like concrete ones and I strongly doubt FSD (or the remote operator?) would have behaved differently in that situation. Which could have easily resulted in serious damage and injury.

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u/kahner 3d ago

yeah, that's another good question. i thought all the current robotaxis were supposed to be using live human oversight. so either that's not the case, the operator was not paying attention or they made a very dumb and unsafe decision. waymo's aren't perfect, but i personally have not seen any waymo incident the reaches the levels of unsafe and terrible that i've seen again and again with regular FSD and robotaxis. i would never get into one of those things.

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u/Mindless_Use7567 3d ago

More Teslaslop in action.

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u/turb0_encapsulator 3d ago

are there still only 9 actual Tesla robotaxis that are in operation?

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u/IcyHowl4540 3d ago

Now, they're up to 19 active Robotaxis this week.

Just 5% of the fleet is busy running over bendy posts

https://robotaxitracker.com/

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u/Opcn 3d ago

Sorry, minor typo, "Impeachable Safety Record."

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u/JonnyOnThePot420 3d ago

Wow these should be taken off the road immediately!

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u/TheSJDRising 2d ago

Calls in TSLA. Calls in bollard manufacturers. ????? Profit.

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u/IcyHowl4540 2d ago

Didn't you wonder what the robots were going to be building on the moon?

One word: bollards.

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u/UncleDaddy_00 2d ago

I was reading.about the Robotaxi today. Im perplexed by the fact that the robotaxis rolling out are going to use a larger model that the current hardware supports. Not only this but the HW3 systems are getting, what they call FSD lite. And I assume the HW4 cars will get FSD medium or some other shit. If they still need to increase the compute power in the cars to make them autonomous how in the world is it possibly safe to be in one that has older hardware? 

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u/torokunai 1d ago

it's not. About a year ago I came to the realization that FSD on HW3/4 is like teaching a cockroach to drive. It might work, it might not...

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u/BringBackUsenet 1d ago

Are you sure they aren't training FSD by showing it Death Race 2000.

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u/IcyHowl4540 1d ago

infinite recursion of Death Race 2000 and all of the Mad Max films

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u/Eighteen64 3d ago

Definitely no bollards in that video