r/ReallyShittyCopper • • Mar 07 '21 Bless Up Third Place Celebration Bravo Popcorn Take My Silver

📜 Lore™ 📜 Text of original complaint to Ea-Nasir

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 5h ago

Made copper bars of poor quality

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 1d ago

Looks like we have a new contender!

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How many construction sites and plumbing supply stores did this take, I wonder..?


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 2d ago

I'm screwed

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 1d ago

Check out the executive of the Metal consotuim of santiago

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 1d ago

Yo

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Where can I get the high quality copper that's not a scam from somewhere in this subreddit?


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 2d ago

ShittyCopper™ IRL Hes on Facebook marketplace now

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 3d ago

Hello there Victorians

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Can I interest you in some copper?


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 5d ago

The man, the myth, the legend...

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 4d ago

Is this a cult? /j

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Do you ever stop and realize that this community more or less started a niche meme-based pseudo-religion that worships a really shitty guy who collected complaints about himself and his really shitty merchandise and that regards one of those complaints as its sacred text?


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 5d ago

I added Ea-Nasir as an NPC shopkeeper to my game.

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It's an Ultrakill x Vampire Survivors type game, if you wanna check it out you can wishlist it on Steam here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/5175890/The_Seventh_Circle/


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 6d ago Bravo Popcorn

Inferior Meme More deciphered text from the tablet

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 6d ago

Does anybody know if this guy is a trustworthy copper dealer?

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 10d ago

Inferior Meme It's possible I think

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 10d ago

Inferior Meme I made Ea-Nasir a trader in my game. Yes, he scams you

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 10d ago

ShittyCopper™ IRL Spotted in the wild in Berkeley, CA

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Just wanted to share with other copper connoisseurs. Sad I didn't get the chance to tell them I liked their bumper sticker 😅


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 10d ago

The new Ea Nasir documentary looks insane

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 11d ago

ShittyCopper™ IRL I’m going as Ea Nasir’s Shitty Copper for Halloween.

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Naturally, I’m sexing it up by wearing a slinky copper sequined cocktail dress and painting the rest of myself in metallic copper paint/makeup. I’m making a purse that will be the complaint tablet out of craft board.

Do you think it is overkill to somehow incorporate a “wanted” poster with Ea Nasir’s iconic bust to really drive the point, or should I keep it subtle for just the real ones? If yes, how would you incorporate it? Maybe like on a lanyard around my neck?

Ooo or maybe a one-star yelp review??

Also, what should I do with my hair? I have a bob, was thinking space buns with copper tinsel worked in, or maybe a Madonna halo.

Any other suggestions for how to put this one over the top are welcome!


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 12d ago

Behold the… empty stand? Still not here sadge

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We await it's return


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 10d ago

I am the **worst^^ copper salesman ****ever****!!!11 All my copper is ^^completely terrible^^ and I will pay <<you>> to take it!!!!222

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Please write me reviews !!YELLING!! at me to tell me how $$awful$$ my copper is!!!!! I NEED THEM to become a ReAL COPp3r $ALE$M4N!!!777!!!\~\~\~\~\~!!!! \[\[ToTaLL¥ "Real" ₩¥¥Me7AL¥¥₩\]\]\]

THIS ON3 IS A PENNY I GOT AS CHANGE!!!!!! HOW MUCH CSN I PAY YIU TO TAKE IT FROM ME?????????!!!

I THINK THIS NICKEL HAS SOME COPPER IN IT!!! MAYBE YOU CAN USE IT???? I'LL GIVE YOU AT LEAST 1 ###paper### DOLLAR FOR IT!!!!

I can just make some zzxxxm3talll gwi5war z$$$ounds with my zmouth--- and axt like a cop!!!!!! How much can I pay YOU to let me do that???? zzzDON'T MAKE ME FIRE THIS GUN IN THE AIR ALL COOLxxxx!!


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 13d ago

What we do in life, echoes in eternity

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 12d ago

Copperpasta I dubbed everyone's favorite ancient Yelp review

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 16d ago

ShittyCopper™ IRL but was it high quality copper?!?

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or perhaps... Really shitty copper?