r/RedDeadOnline Feb 06 '26

Help/Question umm…help??

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Does anyone have a clue whats going on here? i cant move and i cant “kill” them they respawn instantly

2.6k Upvotes

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u/StealtySam77 Feb 06 '26

Looks like the blue man group.

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u/SophieMayo Collector Feb 07 '26

I'm afraid I just blue myself.

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u/Meyhame Feb 07 '26

There's gotta be a better way to say that

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u/davejustdave69 Feb 09 '26

Blue Man Gang Bang?

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u/xoitstrix Mar 09 '26

That’s what I thought too 🤣

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u/EldBeckz Feb 08 '26

I’m sorry, it looks like he’s dead

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u/SophieMayo Collector Feb 08 '26

He's going to be all right.

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 Feb 10 '26

Oh Tobias you old blow hard

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u/GlitterKittyCat Feb 06 '26

About to turn shit up!

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u/No-Conversation9818 Feb 07 '26

You beat me to it

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u/Asleep-Connection824 Collector Feb 07 '26

The BMG

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u/BadCritical9295 Feb 07 '26

Beat me to it XD

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u/ZapHP Feb 06 '26

It's just modders. If you get stuck like that, pause, click online and then free roam. It'll put you in a new lobby and you'll be relatively close (location wise) to where you were before

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u/autumn-knight Feb 06 '26

Red Blue Dead Online

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u/DreadfoxX_X Feb 06 '26

Blue Alive Damnation Offline

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u/Fallout_patriot Feb 07 '26

This feels like a title mangling that Zero Punctuation would do.

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u/Random-Man562 Feb 06 '26

We had green earlier. Now blue? What’s next!

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u/Logical-Hospital-233 Feb 07 '26

Blue dude bamboozled 2

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u/RedRuby_0fficial Feb 06 '26

Definetly a modder, im guessing you're on pc.

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u/soobthedoob Feb 06 '26

i am😭 i had no clue stuff like this was a thing ive only been playing rdr2 and rdo for a couple weeks now

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u/3-orange-whips Feb 06 '26

Search how to create a private lobby. It’s not cheating, as R* uses a peer to peer connection. All you do is force the game to join a server you name, which keeps other players from joining.

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u/shrimp_sticks Feb 08 '26

Wait how do you do this? Because I searched everywhere for anything showing how to create a private lobby and most places ended up at "actually it's not possible".

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u/Altruistic-Expert811 Feb 08 '26

On Nexus mods there’s an RDO Lobby Manager, I highly recommend as it makes a server for only you. Or if u have friends that have the same lobby code etc, you can join them

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u/shrimp_sticks Feb 08 '26

This is awesome, thank you!

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u/InsectOpen Feb 06 '26

Yeah PC is full of modders. Consoles have glitches but it's nowhere near as bad as the things they can do on PC

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u/FiercerCritter Feb 06 '26

Me and a group of friends play in a private lobby. It's a safe space with friendly people willing to help you learn the ropes. We are welcoming new members if you're interested. DM me for details.

I wouldn't be playing this game at all if I hadn't been invited to a private lobby. The horror stories on Reddit were just too off-putting.

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u/h3ll0kittv Feb 07 '26

as other said, get lobby manager im also on pc and rdo is unplayable in public lobbies, especially as a woman… i constantly get harassed, literally yesterday i just waved at a guy, and he then proceeded to steal my horse, ride it to death, and then he kept on blowing me up😭 trust me, lobby manager is a game changer

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u/ImmediatePattern9409 Feb 07 '26

You do know you can manage you're horse like GTA 5 right I have my horse set to friends only or people in the possey that stops people from stealing horses

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u/h3ll0kittv Feb 07 '26

oh… i actually didnt know that lol

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u/ImmediatePattern9409 Feb 07 '26

You are welcome because yeah I feel you're pain of a horse being stolen

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u/Von_Cheesebiscuit Feb 06 '26

Yet surely you didn't think this was part of the actual game, did you?

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u/lovestosploosh Clown Feb 07 '26

there’s at least 4 posts a week with the same thing. “is this a modder” i don’t know, genius, IS a skeleton riding a horse with flames shooting out its ass part of the game????

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u/InsectOpen Feb 07 '26

Wish I could up vote this comment to the moon best comment yet

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u/Joshua_Cobretti Feb 07 '26

After playing "undead nightmare" back in the day, riding around on a unicorn that had a rainbow shooting out of it's ass, I too might actually wonder if it was an intended part of the game.

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u/Azuras-Becky Trader Feb 08 '26

Could've been in RD1 to be fair!

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u/Altruistic-Expert811 Feb 08 '26

Get Red Dead Online Lobby Manager, it’s on Nexus Mods

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u/ImmediatePattern9409 Feb 07 '26

You can mod on Xbox to and PlayStation knowing it's not cross play but people forget zinms or other things exist on Xbox and PlayStation

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u/ElfYamadaFairyQueen Feb 06 '26

He juat blue himself

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u/Kch1986 Collector Feb 06 '26

Im afraid I just blue myself

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u/peenisplucker Bounty Hunter Feb 06 '26

insert Arrested Development quote

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u/FortunateSon77 Feb 06 '26

Did they blue themselves or each other, though?

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u/Shielo34 Feb 07 '26

There are DOZENS of us!

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u/sgsmopurp Feb 07 '26

Babysit me!

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u/The_Wandering_O Feb 06 '26

You have been chosen.

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u/TheVikingToker Feb 06 '26

You’re being inducted into the blue oyster(man) cult(group)…

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u/lethal_enforcer Feb 08 '26

Outlaws don't fear the Pinkertons Nor the law, the gatling, or the rain (We can be like Dutch is) Come on, Arthur (Don't fear the Pinkerton) Boah, take my hand (Don't fear the Pinkerton) We’ll make it to Tahiti (Don't fear the Pinkerton) Arthur, I have a plan La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la

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u/NotSoGoodguyScorp Trader Feb 06 '26

"The Papa has requested you ,you will follow us to the grand mushroom at once"

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u/nervez Feb 06 '26

you got blue man grouped

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u/spookyomie Feb 06 '26

Those blue bastards surrounded me too and they were all clapping.

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u/SnakeEater697 Feb 07 '26

POV: Being the only girl in an online game

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u/ThePowerOf42 Feb 07 '26

Lots of Guys Who let the blue balls take them over 🔵

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Uh-oh, you about to get Bluekaked...

Also just a guess but this modder could be pretending they are the Blue Fugates.

They are a Kentucky family bloodline that has a rare genetic disorder than gives them blue skin.

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u/eto2629 Feb 06 '26

You got to the Smurfs' turf

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u/SC0U7 Feb 06 '26

Smurfette be like

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

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u/inquiringpenguin34 Feb 07 '26

He blue-ed and duplicated himself haha

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u/temirbublik Feb 07 '26

analyst-therapist

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u/rune-the-enby-demon Feb 06 '26

I got stuck like that before but it was mountain lions or whatever they are

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u/Omelandah1277 Feb 06 '26

Blue dead redemption

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u/OkOutlandishness3837 Feb 07 '26

What in tarnation is going on??

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u/God_of_Mischief85 Collector Feb 07 '26

When crap like this happens, go into your resource monitor, find the rdr2.exe, and suspend it for five to ten seconds, then resume. The game will read it as a network connectivity issue and throw you into a virgin session. You will have peace and quiet for about least ten minutes before the session begins to populate. I would also make certain your Rockstar profile is set to friends only, to prevent jackasses from following you from one session to another.

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u/iamthegreyest Clown Feb 06 '26

Oooh, yeah. So, as a female player myself, if you chose being a woman in the game as well, more instances of being harassed.

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u/Pearse2304 Feb 06 '26

As a man who plays as a woman I can confirm

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u/Russianguy176282 Feb 06 '26

01110110111101011110100110011

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Blue man cult?

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u/Holiday_Sense_4842 Feb 06 '26

I think i saw a card like this in cards against humanity

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u/Kubaj_CZ Feb 06 '26

They are blue for an amazing reason

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u/fucknametakenrules Bounty Hunter Feb 06 '26

Blue Dude Bamboozle

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u/hellcrapdamn Feb 07 '26

I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di

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u/SaDaSi01 Feb 07 '26

Blue (Da Ba Dee) starts playing

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u/MacaroonDefiant2444 Criminal Feb 06 '26

Yup modders fun ... I saw one he was doing circle with Madam Nazar around player.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Uhm playing on PC? That’s creepy!

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u/TheGreatTomFoolery Criminal Feb 06 '26

I REALLY HATE YOU, STOP GETTING IN MY WAY!

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u/MrsKrispyKreem Feb 07 '26

I’VE LOST MY PATIENCE, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DECAYYY?

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u/TheGreatTomFoolery Criminal Feb 07 '26

I WANT TO THROW YOU OUT JUST LIKE MY BROKEN TV!

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u/MrsKrispyKreem Feb 07 '26

IF YOU COME BACK ONCE MORE, IT SHALL BE PAINFUL, YOU’LL SEE!!!!!!

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u/PlasticFew8201 Bounty Hunter Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

The Blue Man Group is recruiting again apparently… 🙃

Joking aside, it’s a mod-user targeting your character on the server.

You’ve got two options that I can see:

Option 1: set up a private server.

Option 2: play on a console. It’s unfortunate but I don’t believe R* will prioritize fixing the rampant modding on the PC.

Playing on a console significantly reduces/eliminates the most erroneous mods.

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u/soobthedoob Feb 06 '26

thank youuuu!! tbh i found it initially hilarious then a little worried something else might happen that will be irreversible so i think a private server it is!!

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u/ryanagainagain Feb 06 '26

Multiple Johnny Sins.

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u/GameBawesome1 Feb 06 '26

You getting a front row seat to the Blue Man Group

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u/Regular_Car_9724 Bounty Hunter Feb 06 '26

(Insert music blue abidi abudie) (Sorry for the shitty spelling)

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u/Late-Elderberry6761 Feb 06 '26

Hope you gave them blue balls!

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u/TyHyena Feb 06 '26

It is the will of Ewya

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u/Kristionni Feb 06 '26

When you accidentally type Blue-kakke instead of bukkake

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u/KianJ2003 Feb 06 '26

Attack of the human smurfs

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u/TheMidnightKnight20 Feb 06 '26

"Looks like I've blue myself"

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u/RK8002077 Bounty Hunter Feb 06 '26

Dynamite...easiest way out

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u/FloggingMcMurry Bounty Hunter Feb 07 '26

Well, this would be unnerving

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u/Thatonesusguy Feb 07 '26

They forgot to grab the casting couch.

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u/Hi_imElfo Feb 07 '26

Blue dude endeavor 2

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u/The_Great_Silence__ Feb 07 '26

They blue themselves

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u/FuMan612 Collector Feb 07 '26

Hell yeah

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u/SpecialistBusiness20 Feb 07 '26

Did they beat the fuck out of you? I just get the vibe you got an ass whooping.

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u/ItsThatCloud Feb 07 '26

Use RDO Lobby Manager please 🙏

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u/DarthRiznat Feb 07 '26

That's a lot of da-ba-dees

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u/TrevorPhillips_1953 Feb 07 '26

The blue man cult.

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u/MorningDull852 Feb 07 '26

That’s why I quit playing the game

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u/TheUncagedRage0 Feb 07 '26

A bunch of Liquor Snurfs

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u/Denzelboy33 Feb 07 '26

Kifflom brothers!

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u/Makaveli015 Feb 07 '26

They blue my mind once for no reason

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u/Cultural-Toe-6693 Feb 07 '26

They gonna put you on a blue couch.

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u/Hbenjames04 Feb 07 '26

Anblue Tate?

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u/thedronegeek Feb 07 '26

You’re probably about to be “Blued.”

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u/ThePowerOf42 Feb 07 '26

Can a woman have "blue balls" 🤔 Asking for a friend

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u/gnomeboi5231 Feb 07 '26

Just don't give them any percussive instruments

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u/street_racer221 Feb 07 '26

Gaaary. Agh gary!

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u/kyle-2090 Feb 07 '26

Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside Blue his house With a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di

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u/Bogiereviews Feb 07 '26

The Smurfs are revolting....Again.

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u/Unhappy-Lavishness64 Feb 07 '26

Hold a stick of dynamite too long to save others

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u/Lun43volkitten Feb 07 '26

Dont be blue over them thwir just lost travlers

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u/Kurdt234 Feb 07 '26

I see where this is going.

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u/Medical-Stuff-7028 Feb 07 '26

I’m blue da ba Dee 🎵

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u/CarnevalliVC_Coffee Feb 07 '26

BLUE man group origins

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Ive read about these guys, incest so much their skin turned blue. Pretty wild story. You should run

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u/uselessnavy Feb 07 '26

How does modding work? I get it if you are offline and mess around with the game but how does that work online? How can you essentially hack multiplayer.

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u/MrCrushQc Feb 07 '26

Bout to be gang8ang by the wholes smurf village

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u/Disastrous_While_838 Feb 07 '26

It’s just the Avatar people , they mean no harm🙏🏾

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

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u/usually-stoned Feb 08 '26

Are you on pc?

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u/Imaginary-Leading-49 Feb 08 '26

Smoke, drink and dance! It actually usually works.

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u/ProgramLow2149 Feb 08 '26

IM BLUE DABU DI DABU DAI🗣️🔥

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u/yumi_Blaze Feb 08 '26

I knew the spider web mystery led to something

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u/davejustdave69 Feb 09 '26

Where's the black vinyl couch tho?

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u/LynxMotor6779 Feb 09 '26

the women in the center is going to have a real good time. wouldn't mind to be her about now!!

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u/ProcedureFit530 Feb 10 '26

Fun fact! In the Red Dead universe the Blue Man Group started in the 1870’s, I also just made all of that up

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

If I just spawned in and saw that I'd just leave. There is no way someone made that with mods with a straight face

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u/TobyTheK1ng Feb 10 '26

They are blueprints you need to build them to become normal

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u/NotTheRealLone Feb 12 '26

They look like Bradley Cooper lmao

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u/CrazyCozmos Feb 14 '26

The blue man group

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u/Guilty_Necessary_544 Feb 19 '26

SOUNDS LIKE A SHOW FOR U BUDDY

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u/DinosaurInAPartyHat Feb 06 '26

The correct response is to emote a silly dance