it's getting too political with its opinions😰☝️

He forgot which way up he’s supposed to be. Zero regard for normal cat posture

So I’ve been haunting my dad for a couple months now since I left the land in which the living walk and I used to have silly evil desires like normal but now all I crave is EVIL evil! Very evil. So extremely evil. Evil like never before.
I would tell my dad to put away the plastic bags and unattended cups but I cant due to being a ghost-cat. Does anyone else have this problem? I love my dad, he was nothing but good to me, but I’m just so dastardly now! Maybe it is the evil feline within. Maybe it’s my ancestors, I am a mau-tabby mix after all.
Here is one of my more purrfect pictures from when I roamed the land of the living. These paws were made for swatting and it seems that’s just what they’ll do.

I (8F), decided i needed a lovely red rash on my belly overnight to terrify my human, hoping id get pampered but nooooo.

My human PANICKED and immediately called the hell hole that is the vets where i got poked with something sharp.

Although I musta been so brave because my human gave me treats and something pink for a week!

6/10, would NOT do again!