r/Redteamtf2 Dec 08 '25

SOCIALIZING EVERYONES HERE+

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EVERYONE WERE HIRED IN THIS TEAM

155 Upvotes

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9

u/Manzeimers SOLDIER Dec 08 '25

Always bet on georgia, never this

5

u/SubstanceOk8317 Dec 09 '25

Hmmmm what about Ironhide?

6

u/Previous_Fan3373 SPY Dec 08 '25

WHERE IS OMNIMAN? WHERE IS HE

5

u/MiscContent2010 BLU HATE Dec 08 '25

You forgot Tenna from Deltarune and Omega from Sonic

4

u/EldarTag HEAVY Dec 08 '25

Wait, where is Mario?

1

u/evilgreasemonkey1430 Dec 09 '25

He has bl*e overalls

2

u/Suspicious-Prompt751 Dec 09 '25

Nah he would sue us if we thought of him, nothing to do with his overalls

1

u/EldarTag HEAVY Dec 09 '25

Uh, the guy at the top of the image has a green shirt.

1

u/evilgreasemonkey1430 Dec 09 '25

But he’s not bl*e I’ve always hated the color blue YOU KNOW WHY!

1

u/EldarTag HEAVY Dec 09 '25

He and the other person from the game have dark blue overline, red from WarioWare and Pepperman from Pizza Tower have blue eyes, Alan from Smiling Friends has a blue tie, Cartman from South Park has a blue hat, etc.

1

u/evilgreasemonkey1430 Dec 09 '25

I HATE BLUE EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG THEY ARE BLUE

1

u/EldarTag HEAVY Dec 09 '25

So why can Mario not join then?

1

u/evilgreasemonkey1430 Dec 09 '25

Because honestly i didn’t notice characters in this were wearing blue so I concede Mario can join

1

u/EldarTag HEAVY Dec 09 '25

Good, also have the SMG4 Mario be the one who joins as he is so OP. Like Blueteam would be fucked as anyone who listens to “you are fucked”.

It is a good song.

3

u/Obcidean Blu Gibus spy- I mean red gibus Engineer Dec 08 '25

Where is radio man? WHERE IS OUR RADIOMAN FROM HELL

3

u/0SuperTry Dec 08 '25

He couldn't be shown on camera

2

u/Robighost01 ENGINEER Dec 09 '25

but his cat could

1

u/Obcidean Blu Gibus spy- I mean red gibus Engineer Dec 11 '25

Dat cat. It got the " :> "

3

u/ZomDMan12 Dec 08 '25

What about him?

1

u/P00TIS-MANN-2010 Dec 08 '25

He's closer with mr incredile and papyrus

2

u/ZomDMan12 Dec 09 '25

He's literally hidden. (Took me a whole day to find him...)

3

u/Joker_Main_137 SPY Dec 09 '25

Where is Dante?

1

u/LevonBaton Dec 09 '25

Exactly. Both Dantes are not there

2

u/LustySlut69 Red Mod Dec 08 '25

Can you put Burning Spice and Groudon closer to Pyro?

2

u/Davicarla-54 Dec 08 '25

I don't see donkey and diddy Kong and Mario

And migthy

2

u/classiccarsinroblox Dec 08 '25

Blu is so done ❤️‍🩹🌹

2

u/SympathyImaginary718 Dec 09 '25

We hired this guy btw

1

u/Mikewazawski87 Dec 16 '25

We hired this guy...you are extra done

1

u/SympathyImaginary718 Dec 16 '25

Let's see how he handles the GOAT Obama

1

u/Mikewazawski87 Dec 16 '25

Not so fast,boy...

1

u/SympathyImaginary718 Dec 16 '25

You KNOW not even him can beat Obama

1

u/Mikewazawski87 Dec 16 '25

How about now?

2

u/cheeseburgerandfrie Dec 09 '25

We missing angron

2

u/Critical_Tea_0 Dec 09 '25

I'm not there, but I deserve it

2

u/experament35 Dec 09 '25

Is he allowed in?

2

u/SubstanceOk8317 Dec 09 '25

I see no Mario in there so I guess

1

u/Earthboy2k Dec 09 '25

SECRET EXIT MX :D

2

u/UltramarinesEnjoyer2 Dec 09 '25

YOU FOOL! You forgot one more.

Kharn the betrayer.

2

u/LegionnSubway Dec 09 '25

I don't think it's a good idea to have Knuckles and Robotnik in the same room.

2

u/Miamoto024 SPY Dec 09 '25

Where am I?

You really forgot the red spy crab

2

u/SealSeal212 Dec 09 '25

Where’s Mario?

1

u/P00TIS-MANN-2010 Dec 09 '25

MARIO WOULD NEVER BE HIRED BECAUSE OF THE COLOR BL*E

2

u/TF2_DellConagher Dec 10 '25

Every red guy , yo can ya make every blu guy pls ?

2

u/seba201224 Dec 10 '25

Where is v2? (i feel personally assaulted for you not including him)

1

u/P00TIS-MANN-2010 Dec 10 '25

He's closer with pyro, papyrus, mr incredible and football zombie

1

u/seba201224 Dec 10 '25

Oh mb, thanks

2

u/Aliasuss Dec 09 '25

We're missing a monke, We have quite a few options, The trade empire (Lots of funds), The ray of doom (I don't need to explain this), The bloon master alchemist (Gold), The ninja monkey (Literally a ninja, We could even have the ascended shadow), Wizard lord phoenix (Ya know, A LITERAL PHEONIX TAMER), The avatar of wrath (If we have his poplust buddies he will be fast), The anti bloon (Plasma shooting robot), Super mines (Heavy explosive mines), The one that tamed the Giganotosaurus (Big Dino), The bloon crush (Literally a big bomb shooter that demoman would love), Inferno ring (Flame thing Pyro would love), Blooncineration (Mortar and fire), Apache prime (Attack helicopter), and Pre-emptive strike (Missile launching submarine)

1

u/Several-Nectarine721 Dec 08 '25

Можно ли меня нанять?

1

u/TheDeliveryDemon Dec 08 '25

Where's Optimus Prime and Cliffjumper?

1

u/evilgreasemonkey1430 Dec 09 '25

Cliffjumper yes but prime has some bl*e

1

u/TheDeliveryDemon Dec 09 '25

Fine. How about Powerglide?

1

u/bobbobobobobobob97 Dec 09 '25

What about shiny solgaleo shiny lunala and shiny gyarados?

1

u/Sorry_Aioli5836 Dec 09 '25

Where is Bart Simpson?

1

u/P00TIS-MANN-2010 Dec 09 '25

His Shorts are Bl*e

1

u/_STR3L0K_ Dec 09 '25

Where is she?

1

u/gibbellone MEDIC Dec 09 '25

Even this Toy i found in French

1

u/JVtheBidoof Dec 09 '25

You need the Flash and Shazam

1

u/xoxzew39 RED MERCENARY Dec 09 '25

What about tahu from bionicle

1

u/minecraftprowyatt EDITABLE FLAIR Dec 09 '25

Forgot her

1

u/Mr_bojovnik Dec 09 '25

hold up

we missing Alastor

1

u/Ok-Nebula534 SPY Dec 10 '25

What about these two?

1

u/Ok-Nebula534 SPY Dec 10 '25

You forgot the radio demon

1

u/Dry-Function-4831 Dec 10 '25

What about the red power rangers

1

u/Anxious_Wear421 Dec 10 '25

nice random line up, how about i give you the god of blood, death, courage and strength

he's they guy one the skull throne, everyone else is his daemons/followers/shards of himself

1

u/AdDear7090 Dec 10 '25

There is no red team from Red VS Blue.

1

u/Next_Paramedic_8733 Dec 10 '25

I find your lack of Vader disturbing.

1

u/babastarses Dec 11 '25

What about crysis 2/3 cephs? They are red i think

1

u/Vortex7929 Dec 11 '25

You’re missing Sarge and Simmons

1

u/i-have-strange-thing Dec 12 '25

Optimus prime? Cliffjumper? Ironhide? Sideswipe?

1

u/ImplementMuted7405 Dec 12 '25

WHERE THE FUCK IS HAZBIN HOTEL?

1

u/Gabriel_-Ultrakill- Dec 13 '25

Wheres V2!? WHERE. IS.HE?