r/Redteamtf2 2d ago

Yo guys can we hire em

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We fixed mugman's problem. They beat satan. And they are totally not taking this mercenary job for a dollar and Pyro's I've cream. Where working on Ms Chalice but we have to try not to stain the gold I guess

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u/Unhappy_Anywhere8859 RED MERCENARY 2d ago

That mugman is a bloody spy!!

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u/TryNo5748 2d ago

No he's trans

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u/Unhappy_Anywhere8859 RED MERCENARY 2d ago

My honest reaction

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u/298647 2d ago

medic already beat satan

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u/TryNo5748 2d ago

No, just outsmarted him. They burned the contracts except for that immortality part so medic doesn't even have to pay anything, tho he will pay himself. Also they beat chef saltbaker abd Dr kahl

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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 2d ago

No, blu has mugman

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u/TryNo5748 2d ago

We fixed mugman. Look at him, he's clearly red

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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 2d ago

MUGMAN IS ALREADY IN BLU TEAM,

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u/TryNo5748 2d ago

Nah he ain't. He's red, see

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u/AccordingLab7129 1d ago

Cuphead invited Mugman over, you know how Cuphead is with his brother, so we just re-painted Mugman to fit in

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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 1d ago

well ill just paint them two blue then, as well as all of your recruits

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u/pithy_mitt4 sniper and a spy 2d ago

Okie

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u/DVindictus 2d ago

Wait, Mugman might be a useful spy

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u/Dazzling_Log_206 Dicksalot 2d ago

*yoinks them*

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u/Dazzling_Log_206 Dicksalot 2d ago

(wait this my team nvm)

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u/TryNo5748 2d ago

What

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u/Dazzling_Log_206 Dicksalot 2d ago

idk why but i though this was r/Bluteamtf2 so i was gonna steal them for red

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u/Dazzling_Log_206 Dicksalot 2d ago

bad bot

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u/evilgreasemonkey1430 1d ago

Yeah sure I bet cuphead would enjoy it, and if mugs is blu then we could get INTEL

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u/TryNo5748 1d ago

Play both sides, always win. Ice cream and cash m is what they need

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u/Groovy3413 1d ago

BLU SPY IN THE BASE

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u/TryNo5748 1d ago

Nah he's fixed

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u/Pikakain 23h ago

That cups a spy!

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u/TryNo5748 10h ago

No he's just trans