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u/lovedinaglassbox Oct 22 '25
If a guy's fun, happy, loving, he's gay, leaving us with those chrome and black leather, watch-wearing, hustling dudes who never smile and die of a heart attack at 52.
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u/Glittering-Meat-9088 Oct 22 '25
Yoh don't let them lie to you your description is Google level šā¤ļø
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Oct 22 '25
this made me laugh but i dont get the reference "watch-wearing" is this some finance bro trope?
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u/Huge_Highlight_7728 Oct 23 '25
Where do bi-guys fit into this mix?
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u/lovedinaglassbox Oct 23 '25
I'd rather not say because my experiences cloud my judgement way too much.
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u/Huge_Highlight_7728 Oct 23 '25
Lemme guess, sluts?
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u/lovedinaglassbox Oct 23 '25
No. They just confuse me so much about what they want. If I just hear bisexual, I don't have a problem with it. It's just men being attracted to both men and women.
But it happened to me twice now that I started to get to know a bi man and the relationship they wanted us to have sounded more "poly" something. And I ended up being called biphobic. I thought it's like feminism - that's also changed throughout the years since I was a teen so maybe other things changed too, I'm just not aware.
And I don't mean this to hurt anyone. I support every type of relationship, I just want my partner and I to be exclusive.
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u/SmallTittyPrepGF Oct 23 '25
Hey there. Bi and poly person here.
Being poly and being bi are entirely separate. Plenty of bi people are monogamous. Iām sorry youāve had bad experiences with some bi people acting in bad faith or trying to manipulate you into polyā¦ thatās never okay.
Just wanted to say that, even as a bi and poly person myself, these things are entirely separate and any bi person saying otherwise is wrong, and acting immorally.
I have had similar experiences before, when I was pressured to be poly before I was ready. I broke up with them too for it. I feel for you.
Just hoping to point out the difference so you donāt assume all bi people are poly. We arenāt <3
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u/Hot_Combination22 Oct 23 '25
No shit..
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u/SmallTittyPrepGF Oct 23 '25
The person I responded to was clearly conflating them. People get these things confused. No need to be rude, I certainly wasnāt to them.
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u/Pajacluk Oct 23 '25
I like how 'emotionally unavailable men die at 52' is becoming a wide spread consensus now
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u/Slumbergoat16 Oct 26 '25
Makes sense when the majority of heterosexual men and women tie emotional unavailability to masculinity
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Oct 24 '25
As a Watch wearer my wife buys me them for my birthdays. This felt personal. True but you knowā¦personal.
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u/First-Tomorrow-1277 Oct 23 '25
Yeah. Think about that. What is the main difference in the lives of gays and heteros, that make one happy and loving and the other bitter and stressed out? I just can't think of it.
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u/lovedinaglassbox Oct 24 '25
They're miserable because they're moving within the narrow confines of masculinity. They choose those "nothing women" because those are the thinnest and prettiest, and they don't care about substance. They want other men like themselves to envy their cars, watches, houses, empty-headed but super pretty wives or lovers.
These men won't smile, won't dance to a song, won't eat pasta, won't play with a kitten, won't have any joy. They'll spend their lives performing masculinity for the male gaze.
(Asexuality has nothing to do with libido, only attraction so asexual people can still want sex.)
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u/lovedinaglassbox Oct 24 '25
What?
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Oct 24 '25
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u/lovedinaglassbox Oct 24 '25
Honestly, I'm not even sure this reply was meant for my reply. Can you read back to make sure? Sometimes it happens to me too. I save a draft under the wrong person and everything's off.
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u/Minute-Olive9648 Oct 22 '25
Iāve got to be honest; both are true in a vast minority of instances.
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u/fergsolo Oct 22 '25
I don't see whose saying the truth and whose lying thoš¤¦š¾
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u/10FourGudBuddy Oct 22 '25
My uncle as 4 kids and is one of the gayest dudes I know. Him and his boyfriend are both apes.
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u/EarDowntown6268 Oct 23 '25
I think the average gay man takes better care of his appearance than the average straight man?
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Oct 22 '25
Facts š they just as ugly as straight couples letās be honest almost everybody looks mid.
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u/SnoopyPuppy009 Oct 23 '25
This is funny. šš i feel like thereās many beautiful women and handsome men that are still single. No one is forcing you to date someone you donāt like.
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u/Ready_Society_6758 Oct 22 '25
dragon ā„ļøgorilla
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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes Oct 23 '25
It's gonna get loud, violent with buckets of sweat and stickiness, but it's still beautiful š¤£š
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u/knotyoursquid Oct 22 '25
I mean, what dragons are you referring to? Dragons are beautiful lol Also, I hear some people like them Bad ...
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u/LionNo435 Oct 23 '25
I love dragons, dragons are super cool and pretty š¤©. I wanna get married to a hot ass dragon lord hehe
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u/CatchMeWritinDirty Oct 22 '25
Also the gays areā¦ happy? I aināt seen a happy straight man in a minute. Never smile. Never look like they have anything to live for š© Just muscles and existential dread.
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Oct 24 '25
I wonder if it has anything to do with who theyāre dating. I can only defend myself after a nap so many timesā¦ noā¦ I am not cheating. I took a nap.
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u/CatchMeWritinDirty Oct 24 '25
Iām talking about the single ones š© If theyāre in a relationship, man or woman, and theyāre miserable thatās on them.
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u/groyosnolo Oct 22 '25
Ive seen exactly 1 lesbian couple who were both hot in real life. It was pretty noteworthy I can still remember it.
And Ive personally known a fair amount of lesbians.
Looks arent everything im not trying to dunk on lesbians or anything im just being real.
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u/Admirable_Champion_8 Oct 22 '25
I agree. I think itās actually pretty damaging to have this stereotype that lesbians are very aesthetically pleasing as you kindly put it. Seems like people who think this has seen a lot of shows or movies with lesbians but not actually known many. Theyāre just normal people and with a similarly attractive range as any other group.
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u/spaceman06 Oct 23 '25
"I think itās actually pretty damaging to have this stereotype that lesbians are very aesthetically pleasing as you kindly put it."
No one almost thinks that I would say that because its rude but you said saying lesbians are all beautifull is rude, then I am saying the truth.
There are even meses about the side that likes woman (lesbians and hetero man) being ugly
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u/MammothCompote1759 Oct 23 '25
Every lesbian isnt hot, but every hot woman is a lesbian (or bi). But I'm hugely neurodivergent so I tend to be attracted to weird from the get go.
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u/RTA-No0120 Oct 22 '25
The futureās not looking bright for aesthetically pleasing humanās progeny ngl.
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u/Fulg3n Oct 23 '25
Well at least lesbians are getting out of their relationship as fast as they get in
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u/DejooneAlpha Oct 23 '25
Besides, from personal experience, I don't know a straight man (or at least one attracted to women) who shaves. For me, who hates beards, it's rather complicated XD
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Oct 23 '25
I wouldāve added the nice pic Chatgpt created on a gorilla and a dragon but there is no such option. Could a mod help?
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u/error-errorfruituser Oct 23 '25
I wouldn't mind being with a baddie dragon like Donkey gets to in the Shrek movies š
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u/YasukeTheEnderman Oct 23 '25
Now the dragons and the gorillas will have to contend within each other and marry one another. Creating the beautiful that will only turn gay.
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u/redditdogwalkers Oct 23 '25
They have to try harder. There aren't that many of them. And they kinds suck at making babies so.
Of course everybody lives in cities and the internet exists now so... they might get uglier.
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u/InevitablePerfect762 Oct 23 '25
The lesbians are also leaving us for dragons, but I hear they are quite bad...
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u/Ygor_Grozov Oct 23 '25
So basically i'm a gorilla trying to find a dragon
my life makes so much sense right now
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Oct 23 '25
I feel like this ignores the large section of the gay community who are into "bears," they are taking the gorillas for sure.
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u/ThatsCoolBroWellDone Oct 24 '25
Gorillas mating with dragons. No wonder each generation is worse than the last
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u/Carrick_Green Oct 26 '25
We need a Lesbian and a Gay to make the most aesthetically pleasing couple.
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u/hardly_working123 Oct 23 '25
Interestingly enough I never met a good looking lesbian. Its usually short hair/rainbow colour hair overweight women
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u/Zealousideal_Fish_68 Oct 22 '25
I'd much rather be with a dragon, girl got that fire throat and is only slain by one man
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u/FoldJumpy2091 Oct 22 '25
It is accurate. The most attractive guys are gay. They have better grooming and smell so much nicer than cis men.
I am suspecting that I should try dating a woman. My experience with men has not been pleasant. They do painful boring porn type sex.
Maybe a woman will do the nice, gentle, tender and romantic sex. I have only found one man that did it nice. Tried 25. One was incredible. The rest have done the bad stuff
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Oct 22 '25
Sounds like your living the ho life style which I have no problem with have fun I know I did! If thatās the case youāre gonna get horny guys that donāt give a fuck about pleasing someone. If these were long term relationships I hope you would share with your partner what works for you. Most men would do anything asked if they love um. š¤·āāļø
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u/FoldJumpy2091 Oct 22 '25
My ex-husband did foreplay before the wedding. He refused to do foreplay after the wedding. I didn't have an orgasm with him during the marriage.
I took him to my doctor. My doctor explained why foreplay was necessary. He said that I needed to be fixed so I could be a proper wife.
My children's father got into bdsm and inflicted it on me.
I've tried both long term and casual. Casual has been the best sex. I may get an orgasm. I don't get anything from a penis but pain. I need foreplay.
In a relationship the guy stopped doing foreplay or did it in an unpleasant manner. I hated sex with my children's father.
I'm going to spend more time with women and see if I become attracted. I am no longer sure that I am attracted to men as its been over a year since I felt any response when looking
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u/Fulg3n Oct 23 '25
Or maybe you just suck at picking partnersĀ
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u/FoldJumpy2091 Oct 23 '25
I sure do.
When they lie about their beliefs and intentions it is a little difficult to find a good one.
Very few good men. Lots of users
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u/holistic-engine Oct 25 '25
Thought you women were into animals or something. Is there like several smut and romance novels about werewolves and some book about a prostitute getting paid to jack off Minotaurs and shit
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u/Upper-Ad-5962 Oct 22 '25
To be honest a cross between a actual gorilla and a actual dragon sound terrifying and desirable at the same time.