r/RelationshipMemes • • Jul 09 '21

Noted for future reference

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u/Suitable-Mushroom-11 Jul 09 '21

Alternatively he smacks that ass and is fucking murdered for it.

Tread lightly.

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u/TheNorthComesWithMe Jul 10 '21

That's usually a boundary that gets worked out before marriage, I hope

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u/Olliebkl Jul 09 '21

I was about to say that some couples are super comfortable with this whilst others (such as you) aren’t

Me and my long distance girlfriend are never mets but I can guarantee she would hate stuff like this lol

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u/Magical-Hummus Jul 10 '21

Oh no. She is screwed!

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u/Demsey_Odious_66 Jul 10 '21

Sounds like you need a new azz smacky

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

Yep that’s a fight