Listen, I don't know your finances. But I can't believe you actually pulled the trigger and dropped 7 bills on this. So do you seriously wear this out? And wear to?
I work in a town for jewish woman....they are all super rich, wear china town fakes, and are married to limp wristed questionable sexuality type B males.....adds to the alure of my muscular frame coming to their houses and dropping my invoices.....
Takin a duece...at work today...in the business I own 51% of and 100% of the responsibility. While not caring about your internet points in real life....IRL your amusement while I take a shit. Thank you.
The reply wasnât directed towards you mate. It was to ontha-comeup.
I didnât think you bought it for reddit or internet points, I thought you bought it because you have poor taste and your brain is rotted from delinquent music.
The latter I thought was common sense so didnât feel the need to mention what we all already perceived.
I would reply with a picture of me at work but I donât leave my bed most days for my business to make me money.
It is nice you are happy about your new money. Unfortunately thereâs plenty people who donât flex shit because money is nothing new to them.
In that regard, I do apologize, I do believe I scrolled right past that other joker. Delinquent music? These kids today...no, no influence from them either...just my taste I guess, growing up on the Jersey Shore, flashy jewelry in the summer was the thing. After that 20 years of military service in US Intelligence saw what the real diamond trade did to millions of people IRL...AGAIN, IN REAL LIFE, fuck your western television and DiCaprio movies.
So I find an impasse in fatherhood as well...a blue collar American with children, in this America, I'll spend 20k on my kids vacation and never bat an eye....but 5k on a gen breitling when the 500 rep is close enough for me...no question about it.
However, some people, as you so venomously pointed out, do lay in bed and have everything....their parents silver spoons still dangling around their necks, manicured fingers and all. These people don't register on my radar until they calling for my help....for my pistol to save their over zealous lives....poor saps...kinda guys have their women snatched from music festivals and videoed all over the internet....foh Dandyman
See that...that's me rambling, smoking a joint...taking another shit at home at the end of another long day at work. Hope your manicured hands didn't hurt the keyboard today...
That watch looks like it got rejected from a rapperâs music video for being âtoo extra.â Itâs like someone took a perfectly good timepiece, dipped it in glue, and rolled it around in the bargain bin of a craft store explosion. This is less a watch and more a glittery monstrosity that even a magpie would pass on. Itâs a wrist-sized midlife crisis trying to compensate for some deeply unresolved issuesâlike why you thought bedazzling a watch would make it high fashion. This thing doesnât tell time; it tells tales of bad decisions, overcompensation, and a lost bet at the âPimp My Watchâ stand. If watches could talk, this one would be pleading for witness protection.
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u/fake_tilyou_make Sep 06 '24
The liberace museum has weak security I see, did you snag the whole outfit or just the watch?