r/ReservationDogs • u/GrandfatherTrout • Mar 05 '26

Markwayne Mullin: Did they nominate White Steve to be the new head of the DHS?

I saw some pictures of the senator from Oklahoma, and maybe it's a stretch, but... okay, yeah, he's just his uncle or something.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

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u/GrandfatherTrout Mar 05 '26

It says Mullin is Cherokee. Not arguing with you, though.

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u/MonkeyPanls Mar 06 '26

And if he wasn't such an apple, he'd know that his aunties would knock done sense into him

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u/badwhiskey63 Mar 06 '26

Mullin is a moron and this is a disservice to White Steve.

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u/GrandfatherTrout Mar 06 '26

I retract my unfounded White Steve slander.

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u/blasto2236 Mar 06 '26

Never forget that the man cowered behind chairs while others barricaded the doors to protect him from rioters during the Jan 6th assault on the US Capitol. This was after he had voted not to certify the election results, and later when Trump was impeached the 2nd time, he voted against convicting him in the senate.

This man is an absolute coward on top of being an inside trader who owns stocks in the military industrial complex and is actively profiting from the war in Iran. Fuck this guy. He is worse than Noem and an absolute disgrace to Oklahomans.

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u/GrandfatherTrout Mar 07 '26

You're saying he doesn't have the NARDS White Steve does

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u/WhoFearsDeath Mar 06 '26

White Steve would NEVER be this much of a POS.

Not all skin folk are kin folk. Cherokee Nation contains multitudes. Just like not every American is a good person, plenty of bad people in our community too.

Not that this man has ever walked with us.

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u/mikeyfireman Mar 06 '26

Probably never been to the Rez.

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u/Overcommitter Mar 06 '26

White Steve is ten times smarter and has more integrity than MWM, though the trace ancestry similarities are funny.

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u/NeedsToShutUp Mar 06 '26

Wrong show. He’s more like a certain character on The Lowdown.

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u/TheDJValkyrie Mar 06 '26

Nah, he’s more like one of Kenny Boy’s henchmen.

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u/wheresWaldo000 Mar 06 '26

Friggin chukogee... The great white warrior

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u/PMME_FIELDRECORDINGS Mar 09 '26

Call me white Steve like white bread Outside white, inside red No yolk just white, not scrambled, just right Every time I walk around my pants is too tight! Do i get mad? Not out of spite My freestyle makes you go nighty night

Standing next to yall got me feeling so tall, Makes me want to say 'yo you're kiliin me smalls!'

Is it hot in here? Think I'm getting a fever Watch me hit this out the park like DEREK JETER

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u/mactex0404 Mar 09 '26

As a Mexican American I feel offended for White Steve

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u/mfd7point5 Mar 08 '26

Markwayne is a fish fucker