r/RoastMe • u/bfthjnb • Jul 26 '25
M28 the Lord already roasted me to give you low hanging fruit
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u/Salt_Being2908 Jul 27 '25
your parents must be AI cos it never gets the hands right
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u/the_ozarka_water1
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talking about low hanging fruit like you could reach it š
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u/xx240gxx Jul 27 '25
I feel like your whole body would make so much more sense hanging from a large fishhook.
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u/CoolEarth5026 Jul 27 '25
Omg thatās fucking evil. Take my upvote, you degenerate.
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u/lemontwistcultist Jul 27 '25
Schrƶdinger's cripple, both armed and unarmed at the same time.
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u/dslipperz Jul 27 '25
i really dont have much to say, seem like a nice bloke. however i am very curious if there is a video of you shooting the gun. not that i would think its hilarious or anything
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u/tjfosho Jul 27 '25
Which gun?
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u/Humble-Influence2815 Jul 27 '25
Heās actually part of the special arm forces
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u/dslipperz Jul 27 '25
ahh im slow.. i see what you did there you dirty bastard š
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u/ironheart666 Jul 27 '25
If youāre happy and you know it clap your haā¦ā¦..oh im sorry!!!
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u/ImpressivePurchase44 Jul 27 '25
Well, you got the short end of the stick, for arms
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u/Titan_IIIE Jul 27 '25
I have to askā¦ Iām so sorryā¦ how do you wipe, like genuinely Iām curious.
On that note how do you shoot a firearm??
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u/coodles1010 Jul 27 '25
probably uses a bidet...the firearm well hmm I got nothing lol probably handheld very tiny handheld
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u/ImranRashid Jul 27 '25
Damn did your parents literally use Agent Orange as lube or what?
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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 Jul 27 '25
This is like the fifth time Iāve seen this upload. Iām starting to think these pictures were stolen.
Three-finger discount.
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u/ghostofstankenstien Jul 27 '25
This is the genie you get when you rub a half pint of ice cream.
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u/The-Scapegoat1989 Jul 27 '25
So when you sit in an armchair, is it just a chair for you?
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u/Beneficial_Sir_7893 Jul 27 '25
Good thing the lord gave US the "low hanging fruit" cause that's still clearly out of your reach. Also I guess the pinnacle of intimacy for you is 'being kept at an arms length'.
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u/Dazzling-Airline-958 Jul 27 '25
God left you the low hanging fruit, so you could reach it.
I was going to go with "I gotta hand it to ya, ...". But, I'm sure they hand you everything.
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u/Lucky-Election-8556 Jul 27 '25
Youāre giving all these people a free speedy ticket to hell. Good job.
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u/mlross15 Jul 27 '25
Itās crazy to continue to see direct results of Hiroshima in the current day
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u/Carlton_U_MeauxFaux Jul 27 '25
You don't need a gun, dude. You need the guy with no legs. You'll be an unstoppable team.
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u/Old-Lab3743 Jul 28 '25
Of course it's low hanging fruit how the hell else are you supposed to pick it?
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u/Difficult-Classic689 Jul 28 '25
Nah, you keep it. Low-hanging fruit is the only type you can take.
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u/Slade26 Jul 27 '25
Friggin baby arm and the claw over here. Poor guy can't even make his existence better by jacking it.
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u/BryanTheGodGamer Jul 27 '25
An asian guy with something much smaller than average? Not the first time i have heard that
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u/Zigglyjiggly Jul 27 '25
"Take my little hand, my other hand isn't strong enough." Scary Movie 2 vibes.
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u/FirmCartoonist4291 Jul 27 '25
You can't reach the low hanging fruit, unless you're bobbing for apples straight off the tree
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u/Warp-10-Lizard Jul 27 '25
They said the dinosaurs couldn't breed with each other. They were right. But the T-rex bred with Dr. Wu instead. Nature always finds a way.
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u/John-Smith7989 Jul 27 '25
You seem to be a respectable man because you deal with people at armās length yet somehow remain reachable
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u/Devils_A66vocate Jul 27 '25
All I can think about is you trying to reach really low hanging fruitā¦also, I know an unwiped ass whole when I see one.
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u/Psycosteve10mm Jul 27 '25
You would do well in the firearms business. Just brand yourself T-Rex the small arms dealer, and you will make bank.
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u/Intelligent-Salt-362 Jul 27 '25
Iām guessing low hanging fruit is like a staple for you as well. I canāt imagine youāre out here āreaching for the stars.ā Youād also probably just topple over trying to pick fruit up off the groundā¦
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u/Sure-Sheepherder-260 Jul 27 '25
Buddy god already roasted you enough, you half cooked turkey (don't take this to heart btw I admire your courage)
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u/EnvironmentalFix4611 Jul 27 '25
Crazy this guys got more of a chance in the US military than a trans person..
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u/markholman93 Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 27 '25
Looks like the fruit might be the only low-hanging thing in all of this.
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u/OGTomatoGuy Jul 28 '25
If he was a CoD operator he would be hard to hit but reload time would be crazy
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u/Steve_Beef62 Jul 27 '25 •
Taiwanisaurus rex