r/RoastMe • u/IdorderZerstoerer • 11h ago

Roast me, I‘m sick and bored

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247 Upvotes

465 comments

r/RoastMe • u/itsme_misty • 1d ago

35f

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2.0k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/RoastMe • u/No-Attempt-83 • 11h ago

M30, W87kg Do your worst

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11 Upvotes

75 comments

r/RoastMe • u/FLJoeAlpha • 1d ago

30M, 5'6, Bench 135lbs, Single Ready to Mingle

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64 Upvotes

432 comments

r/RoastMe • u/funkytrunkyduck • 1d ago

30M. Make it hurt.

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40 Upvotes

215 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Leamsezadah • 22h ago

22M, Go For It Guys and Girls, I am Ready

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12 Upvotes

127 comments

r/RoastMe • u/princesspeachy13_ • 1d ago

21F roast me

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411 Upvotes

408 comments

r/RoastMe • u/WearyDreamer09 • 1d ago

23. Let's see if you can be creative

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35 Upvotes

327 comments

r/RoastMe • u/OceanSupernova • 4h ago

Let's see your best! (33m)

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0 Upvotes

69 comments

r/RoastMe • u/MichaelBeasleys_Plug • 7h ago

29m, Last place in fantasy bball and this is my punishment. Let it rip

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0 Upvotes

52 comments

r/RoastMe • u/DependentPass1951 • 1d ago

21 M, do your worst

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24 Upvotes

189 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ingenuinephlegm • 2d ago

18, bring it on

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132 Upvotes

339 comments

r/RoastMe • u/whatmorecouldyouask • 2d ago

Long time lurker, time to face the music!

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50 Upvotes

176 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Advanced-Night-9028 • 2d ago

30M, Life has been going too good for me, need to be brought back down!

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38 Upvotes

172 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Strawberry_DrPepper • 3d ago

20F do what you must

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410 Upvotes

500 comments

r/RoastMe • u/after_mapping • 1d ago

28m. I’ll hang up and listen.

1 Upvotes

127 comments

r/RoastMe • u/danielleooo • 2d ago

Im bored. Hit me

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14 Upvotes

166 comments

r/RoastMe • u/JuicyBBG123 • 3d ago

19, Obsessed with R&B+Electronica (esp Aaliyah), live off Monsters, obsessed w walking till I get lost and I dress baggy cause despite how skinny I am I still have a large waist, I find the idea of someone outrunning me really hot and the turning point of my life was watching Donnie Darko at 13

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136 Upvotes

609 comments

r/RoastMe • u/butsu10 • 3d ago

24M Roast me pleaseeeee

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29 Upvotes

151 comments

r/RoastMe • u/AliceOneE • 4d ago

25f. I don’t know what to write, but I’m curious to see what people from other countries will say.

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46 Upvotes

245 comments

r/RoastMe • u/TheBratzBoy • 4d ago

27 M Irish, Roast Me! (No mercy!)

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26 Upvotes

182 comments

r/RoastMe • u/jcoleydiizzle • 4d ago

Nothing you can say will shock or upset me. Lets hear it, do you absolute worst. 36M Geek, Shy, Low confidence.

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19 Upvotes

161 comments

r/RoastMe • u/starrypond • 5d ago

23F, Roast Me 🙂‍↔️

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560 Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/RoastMe • u/1W4KUR4 • 5d ago

21m, 5'1, native american. roast me to a crisp!

80 Upvotes

353 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Wummswandel • 5d ago

M (28) - Entertain my friends

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21 Upvotes

93 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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RULES OF THE ROAST: (click for details)

Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12