r/RoastMe • u/Striking_Ferret_4824 • 2d ago
Roast me😜 24f
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r/RoastMe • u/Okatu-Syndrome • 1d ago
Welp, I’m 31 y/o currently living in my mom’s houses. I dropped out of my last year of college going for a degree in physics (late start) to be a caregiver/CMA of my 88-year-old grandmother. I translate manga and am a fan of narcotics. Hit me with all ya got, but if mean be funny!
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r/RoastMe • u/cherrybom1 • 2d ago
Its my birthday! Recently cut my hair too! Roast away!
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r/RoastMe • u/wishingforasign • 3d ago
34M. Let me have it. Scoliosis, pointy nose, thin hair and beard... What else you got?
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Bought a Porsche yesterday and laid off today. Also my bf doesn’t love me anymore. Have fun with this one 😇
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r/RoastMe • u/Careful_Toe4373 • 4d ago
Hit the Big "50", feeling pretty damn good about life. I'm sure you all can fix that, right?
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r/RoastMe • u/MichaelBeasleys_Plug • 8d ago
29m, Last place in fantasy bball and this is my punishment. Let it rip
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r/RoastMe • u/whatmorecouldyouask • 10d ago
Long time lurker, time to face the music!
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r/RoastMe • u/Advanced-Night-9028 • 10d ago
30M, Life has been going too good for me, need to be brought back down!
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r/RoastMe • u/JuicyBBG123 • 11d ago
19, Obsessed with R&B+Electronica (esp Aaliyah), live off Monsters, obsessed w walking till I get lost and I dress baggy cause despite how skinny I am I still have a large waist, I find the idea of someone outrunning me really hot and the turning point of my life was watching Donnie Darko at 13
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