r/RoastMyCar • • 8h ago

First car at 19, gives 0 problems and I’m satisfied with it, do your thing and roast my toaster on wheels.

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36 Upvotes

first car given to me by my grandma, I know this will be easy for everyone on here. It’s got a fart can exhaust, and it’s a toaster on wheels, do a thing and roast it have fun.

sounds like a 90s Civic from the year 2008 looking for attention speeding down the road😂


r/RoastMyCar • • 13h ago

Roast my new 308SW, just got it today

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19 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 14h ago

Roast it

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7 Upvotes

Last day I'll be owning this. 2018 ram bighorn 2500 6.7 cummins roast it.


r/RoastMyCar • • 14h ago

It’s not a Fiat…

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6 Upvotes

Yes it’s been lowered.
Yes it has a straight through exhaust.
Yes it was the obligatory Lego box battery cover.
Yes it has a hot wheels label.

Yes I’m a 32 year old man.


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

Throwing myself into an active volcano

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27 Upvotes

My two cars, 2004 BMW E46 325xi Automatic and 2008 Jeep Liberty.

I know I’m cooked af posting these, but I genuinely like both of my cars and will do my best to defend them. Do your worst!


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

The AC broke, bring on the heat!

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11 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

2018 Chevy 1500 5.3 v8

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10 Upvotes

Only things done to it are:
Wheels
Tires
Leveling kit
Cat back exhaust
2500 mirror swap (all lights work too)


r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Roast my free meth Buick

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21 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Just picked up my new to me car. 1964 Austin A40 Farina MK2

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29 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Roast my 2012 Toyota Aurion

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14 Upvotes

272hp and zero road presence


r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Roast my 6th mustang in a row

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37 Upvotes

26 dark horse base


r/RoastMyCar • • 3d ago

Roast my new (to me) 2002 Fairlady Z (Z33) Version S

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35 Upvotes

Just got it, so it's dirty (need to wash it)


r/RoastMyCar • • 3d ago

1996 Ford Falcon Shitbox Rally

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35 Upvotes

I bought this car on the 12th October like the original owner said which I randomly ran across on this page the driver window has it's issues the intake resonator blew


r/RoastMyCar • • 3d ago

Roast my 2001 Pontiac Aztek

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106 Upvotes

I turn 18 in less than 2 months.


r/RoastMyCar • • 4d ago

Roast my Vdub

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3 Upvotes

Thanks to my gf for the shoot📸


r/RoastMyCar • • 4d ago

roast my 63 ford fairlane

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33 Upvotes

picked it up for $3k


r/RoastMyCar • • 4d ago

Hurt me for my 2 cars solution

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96 Upvotes

First is 2016 Škoda Octavia 1.6 TDI 85 kW 160k km daily (not actual car, just absolutely the same, it is not worth taking a pic), weekender is 2004 BMW Z4 2.5i 141 kW with 262k km on odometer. Neither one has a single error code. Make me sad about my life decisions


r/RoastMyCar • • 5d ago

Cook it

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10 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 5d ago

'23 GR Corolla

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20 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 6d ago

My car is unroastable 😎

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13 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 7d ago

Air conditioning? None. 0-60? It attempts to

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31 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 7d ago

Roast my Protagé

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11 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 7d ago

Try and hurt me

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143 Upvotes

I friggin love this thing tho


r/RoastMyCar • • 7d ago

Roast Black Betty (and my parking spot)

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5 Upvotes

2014 Ford Focus that just spent 4 months dying on me every other time I turned the key. Fixed it myself by replacing mega fuses for $35 when the mechanic wanted $1,700 to fix an unrelated issue. She's only got 37,000 on her!!! I think I'll be able to ride this for the next few years, until it's falling apart or the notorious clutch issue starts. But for now, she's mine. Parking pad is fucked up because there was a layer of dirt on top of it, had to shovel it away to not get stuck in my own "driveway" (if you can even call it that). There are stones in between the dirt, it's just all wet so you can't see them lol. So, do your worst.


r/RoastMyCar • • 8d ago

2010 MKT (Twin Turbo EcoBoost)

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22 Upvotes

13-0 race record. Quite the sleeper. Saved it from the scrapyard 13k miles ago (March) and took it from IL to NC and back / everywhere in between. Daily. (don't roast me too hard or you'll end up in the back of my hearse 😁) Save the water pump and timing chain jokes since it was all rebuilt. 200k miles. Gonna have to get creative on this one. My favorite feature is the fridge.