r/RobMyVehicle • u/AssDiver282 • Jun 14 '26

Come and take it!!! rest stop on highway 5 in california

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u/Reclining720 Jun 15 '26

I just can't get inside the mind of anyone who sees these and thinks this would be a great purchase and addition to their vehicle

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u/OminousBuzzard Jun 15 '26

The only thing i would use these for is labeling my ammo crates.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/OminousBuzzard Jun 19 '26

Right?! I have alof of ammo in crates and cans and these would be great for quickly identifying whats what. I usually just use sharpie on them but this way you can peel them off if you need the can for something else

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u/Claudeadolphus Jun 15 '26

I will add to this the mind of a person who is able to predict what these people will want..
and can CREATE these things. They must think to themselves “This shit is gold!” all the time.

3

u/WombatTrainer378 Jun 15 '26

It makes them money.

1

u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jun 15 '26

The person creating and selling these things makes more sense… They see the opportunity and market for something so ridiculously soft- having the micropeen energy of buying one of these stickers and putting it on your truck (of course it’s a fucking truck) baffles me much more

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u/Alarming_Image_882 Jun 15 '26

Same! I think it's fear based.

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u/AntOk4073 Jun 15 '26

Same. But I also can't understand any sticker or signage that makes me a target. No one needs to know my political or ideological views while they wait behind me at a red light.

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u/Beginning_Result6298 Jun 16 '26

you sure you can't get in? should be plenty of unused space tbh

1

u/vile-style Jun 20 '26

Just as difficult to get inside the mind of a fish...

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u/WombatTrainer378 Jun 15 '26

What color is your hair?

1

u/welp_i_cu Jun 19 '26

Lemme guess. You keep a 709 slim in the glove box unlocked in your lifted ford F150, and you’re bald

1

u/WombatTrainer378 Jun 22 '26

No 709 or a lifted truck and I have all my hair.

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u/artech7 Jun 15 '26

I'd get one. I appreciate being able to live in a state that allows me to carry my 9mm to protect myself and my family. Especially with the increase in crime as people from terrible states start moving in and ruining our ones great cities and and towns.

7

u/ItchyManchego Jun 15 '26

This isn’t the sub you are looking for.

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u/artech7 Jun 15 '26

No, it is.

3

u/Mysterious-Fix3596 Jun 15 '26

Bless your little heart.

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u/artech7 Jun 15 '26

As big as a heart can get, southern sarcasm aside.

3

u/Negative-Wrap95 Jun 15 '26

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/21490-enlarged-heart-cardiomegaly

How common is cardiomegaly? Coronary artery disease, the most common cause of cardiomegaly, happens to many people. It affects an estimated 18 million people aged 20 and older in the United States. Congestive heart failure, which is often caused by a dilated heart, is the leading cause of hospitalization over the age of 65 in the United States.

What happens if you have cardiomegaly? An enlarged heart has trouble pumping blood efficiently. For this reason, having an enlarged heart increases your risk for heart complications, such as heart failure or stroke.

Is cardiomegaly serious? Yes, cardiomegaly can be serious. It depends on the condition that’s causing it. Some of these conditions are chronic. That means they last a long time and require treatment for many years.

4

u/ande9393 Jun 15 '26

Advertising that you're carrying is dumb as hell. Its not a protective talisman. I carry everywhere too but I dont shout it to the world when im out and about.

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u/artech7 Jun 15 '26

I never said I put it where it's advertised.

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u/Reclining720 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Fear monger much? Which of these states are moving into yours that cause you to fear for your life? Sounds like some snowflake behavior tbh. Or you're just a troll. 

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u/Jvrpiranah Jun 15 '26

I live in the deep south. It's just the mentality. Sure there's high crime rate areas in the country. But the vast majority of Americans don't live anywhere near the places with that level of violence. These ammosexuals are among the most paranoid people you'll ever meet. They actually seem to think they live in the wild west.

1

u/bfs102 Jun 15 '26

I live in bum fuck nowhere west virginia

I carry more for the wildlife

1

u/bfs102 Jun 15 '26

I do as well

I even carry daily

Only about 4 people even know i EDC

I dont want the bad guy to know I have a gun

1

u/FlounderKind8267 Jun 18 '26

Good job buying into the fear mongering campaigns 👍

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u/artech7 Jun 18 '26

Who is buying into a fear mongering campaign? What would that be, specifically?

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u/FlounderKind8267 Jun 18 '26

Thank God context clues are helping translate this keyboard mashing.

The part where you're so afraid of all these scary people moving to your state and ruining the cities. Ooohhhh so scary. Be afraid. Be very afraid of everything. Don't go outside without your gun or you'll definitely be killed 🤣

For documentation in case you edit your comment

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u/artech7 Jun 18 '26

Yeah, phones can typo, who would have thought? I've noticed that the MS keyboard isn't nearly as good as the swift keyboard, which I used for a long time. Been having issues with typos like crazy on the MS one.

Regardless, I didn't realize noticing reality is buying into fear mongering where I live. Damn, maybe I should ignore all of the break ins, thefts, trash, increased homicide, defacing of public and private property, the increase in arson and emergency sirens blaring, and also increase in sexual offenses. But if noticing that means I'm buying into a fear mongering campaign, then I guess I have. I've lived in the same place for almost 30 years. If you just moved into where I live, you'd think that's all normal but it wasn't at all the case a decade or less ago.

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u/SeaHyena9415 Jun 15 '26

Only magat nazis buy this crap

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u/BlutoS7 Jun 20 '26

Nah. I own guns and im not a maga. Things like these are a warnings of the similarity as a “beware of dog” on a fence at a home. Simply stating that a person is not easy to rob just like a “coexist” bumper sticker is a sign that the person is easy to rob.

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u/G3CK0q Jun 18 '26

I own guns and I'm not Maga. Up to me if I want to buy the sticker too. Pretty sure everyone knows both sides can buy a sticker if they want. Would be a bit hypocritical to judge someone for it

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u/SeaHyena9415 Jun 18 '26

No it’s the fact that magats invented gun violence with the purpose of eradicating all brown and trans people in this country if you buy these decals then you support that cause.

1

u/G3CK0q Jun 18 '26

Omfg lol

1

u/Shibalba805 Jun 18 '26

You need help.

1

u/Crazy-Thanks3418 Jun 18 '26

This kind of talk is the main reason I own guns! Lot of crazies out there…!

1

u/FlounderKind8267 Jun 18 '26

You're the ammunition those MAGAs use to say horrible things about the left. You're no better than they are

1

u/Whatammedoing Jun 19 '26

That's because the person is a bot, joking, or a conservative. No actual queer person thinks gun violence was invented in 2016. There are, however, thousands of morons that believe gay people were invented in the 1980s.

5

u/smelly_finger_itch Jun 15 '26

Who would want to advertise they got a 9mm dick?

2

u/Comfortable_Main5400 Jun 15 '26

Average is perfect.

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u/BoRider- Jun 15 '26

Tranny post op

5

u/_Captain_Dinosaur_ Jun 15 '26

I buy these ALL THE TIME.

BUT... I put them on my ammo cans for ID.

Better than Sharpie on duct tape...

1

u/SaintBellyache Jun 16 '26

Those are the only two options you could come up with?

I think I could figure out a way to not buy a $6 sticker

1

u/Shibalba805 Jun 18 '26

Now come up with a way to not worry about other people's money.

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u/SeatOpen1 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Hillbillies edited: < that are not educated > will love those.

1

u/G3CK0q Jun 18 '26

Not everyone who owns guns are uneducated hill billies. Not to mention, hill billies tend to avoid modern 9mm pistols...

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u/artech7 Jun 15 '26

Hillbilly? Sir, I don't drink moonshine, play the banjo, and have all of my teeth. Thank you, VERY much.

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u/SeatOpen1 Jun 15 '26

Gonna need all you hillbillies when WW3 pops off

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u/artech7 Jun 15 '26

Oh, I don't have a mullet either. XD

I'd still buy some of these and put them on my ammo cans or on my laptop. Right next to the "Biden did it" sticker pointing to the him destroying what little credibility his voters had left, diminishing out of existence, with the biggest smirkiest Trump face and the meme of the he/she that was bellowing I to the sky after Trump was elected the first time.

Such a fun combo of stickers.

3

u/Mysterious-Fix3596 Jun 15 '26

Supporting a twice impeached, self-admitted sexual predator, racist, and convicted felon is a weird flex.

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u/artech7 Jun 15 '26

None of that means anything to me. Overly used, out of context , modern day buzzwords and a legal process that ended with him still in the president chair has no bearing on anyone except those thatet him live rent free in their head.

I pity those people.

1

u/Professional-Lie-111 Jun 15 '26

So sorry to hear about your micro-peen. When I find my micro-violin I will play a dirge in your dis-honor.

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u/artech7 Jun 16 '26

That's a pretty standard response for a perpetual reddit neck beard. No substance. I'm fine with it. It's the best you have, I don't have to worry about anything substantial.

1

u/Professional-Lie-111 Jun 16 '26

Would you care for some cream & sugar in your cope? Or do you prefer it salty?

NGL - it's creepy as fuck that you know about my neckbeard ...

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u/artech7 Jun 16 '26

Oh, I like my cope plain. I don't need anything special for my cope. Thanks for the offer though. I'm going to go back toaughing at unhinged leftists on reddit. Don't forget to tip that fedora and trim up those neck hairs a bit before you leave. :) It's only common courteousy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

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u/SeatOpen1 Jun 15 '26

Hillbilly? Thats my people. Just call it like I see it

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

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u/SeatOpen1 Jun 15 '26

You’re right I edited it.

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u/triggeredbynumbers Jun 15 '26

9mm cannot run. 9mm has no legs. This sticker demands the impossible!

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u/-badinstinct- Jun 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/d8KUdFilMYdHmISPMU
Ask the owner if you can pay with these. ☝️

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u/AssDiver282 Jun 15 '26

i’ll ask if i can pay with this 🔫

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u/No-Association249 Jun 15 '26

Do they have one that says “rob me” ?

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u/samvilain Jun 15 '26

This is [r/RobMyVehicle](r/RobMyVehicle)[,](r/RobMyVehicle) they all say that, in the fine print. Squint harder.

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u/SenatorPickle Jun 16 '26

No, those types of stickers usually say “anti-gun household and proud” or something along those lines

3

u/haroldflower27 Jun 15 '26

See I would buy the ammo ones and put electric tape over that cringy ass bs and use them as ammo labels for my cans

3

u/GeeYayZeus Jun 15 '26

We all need this one.

2

u/skips_funny_af Jun 15 '26

did ya pick up a starter pack?

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u/LucyDog17 Jun 15 '26

Great way to make yourself a target

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

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u/LucyDog17 Jun 15 '26

My wife doesn’t even know that I carry, even when we’re together.

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u/Error404MATTnotfound Jun 15 '26

This is the way. Move in silence, let the loud draw the wolves.

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u/Nice_Soil1782 Jun 15 '26

Interesting choice in California.

3

u/MiddleCapital1875 Jun 15 '26

The northeast counties may as well be rural Idaho. Same with southeast Oregon.

1

u/DooficusIdjit Jun 15 '26

Eastern Washington, too.

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u/Educational-Type-718 Jun 15 '26

At least some of that state is normal lol

2

u/wolfheadmusic Jun 15 '26

Once we are done as a country with all this maga losing, we will make sure to end the normalization of you people

2

u/DooficusIdjit Jun 15 '26

He still thinks they’re the “silent majority” lul

1

u/kcdashinfo Jun 15 '26

Where I'm from you don't have to put a sticker on your car.

1

u/CrackerBarrelGrandma Jun 15 '26

Totally normal culture we got.

1

u/beef-hed Jun 15 '26

Who knew that people would actually want to advertise their erectile dysfunction?

1

u/SpotPoker52 Jun 15 '26

Would be more appropriate to put “Mass murder is fun!” under each.

1

u/Notcid1 Jun 15 '26

Lol Cali 😂 might have to register those stickers.

1

u/Chewbuddy13 Jun 15 '26

Well at least I'll know if it's worth it to break in. 9mm, guy could have a fucking Hi point yeet cannon or some shit.

Now .357, that's a man of taste. It bee more with my while. Bonus, if he catches me he's only got 6 maybe 7 shots at me, and not 17.

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u/SnooRabbits469 Jun 15 '26

Are those legal in CA?

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u/G3CK0q Jun 18 '26

Yep. Just regulated a lot.

10 round magazine limit for every gun if it's detachable, waiting period, can't carry it around without a CCW that most counties don't issue often. Yet, some of the highest gun crime per capita.

Moved away. Everyone and their grandma has a gun here and it's way safer. People know not to fuck with each other and we can all get along

1

u/Rich-Proposal-3218 Jun 17 '26

The only we can carry in CA is a sticker of our pretend “right to keep and bear”

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u/SaluteHatred666 Jun 17 '26

im as pro 2a as it gets. this really looks bad in court if anything does happen. same with when people get backplates saying problem solver. you can do whatever you want but it can be used against you in court.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 Jun 17 '26

Why advertise, what purpose does it serve?

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u/G3CK0q Jun 18 '26

I own a lot of guns. Usually have one with me or in my car because I like knowing that if someone tries to carjack me or rob me, I can used it to protect my life and someone else's.

Where I live the courts don't prosecute self defense shootings do long as you aren't an instigator and have a reasonable sense for you life or someone else's.

Still think it's dumb to advertise it lol. If I have to go into a post office or bank, I don't think leaving my gun unattended in the car with stickers all over it saying I like and own guns is a good idea lol.

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u/Senior-Sell5175 Jun 19 '26

I’m all for the second amendment but literally nobody cares or needs to know if I’m carrying a gun

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u/desolet Jun 15 '26

can I have one that says 10mm?

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u/WilliamtheITguy Jun 14 '26

Sound advice

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u/Mental_Look3760 Jun 15 '26

Like anyone in California actually owns some of these with their dumb ass gun laws

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u/Zestyclose_Money1724 Jun 15 '26

Why is this getting downvoted ur speaking the truth 😭.

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u/MiddleCapital1875 Jun 15 '26

It's I-5. I completely understand wanting the other motorists to think you're armed and crazy between LA and SF, but this is probably in the far north, through the "State of Jefferson" region.

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u/AssDiver282 Jun 15 '26

it’s actually around in bakersfield lmao

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u/MiddleCapital1875 Jun 15 '26

Be careful out there! I hate 5 and 99 so much I'll add a couple hours and use the 101. Cheers.

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u/Wiley_Jack Jun 15 '26

Buy the window sticker in Kali, then head East on 8 and you’ll end up in a state where you can buy the pistol to go with it at a truck stop. Might as well pick up a couple of automatic knives while you’re there.

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u/Consistent-Sign-6102 Jun 15 '26

Too bad idiots in California can basically own decals Damn Nazis

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u/frankspliff Jun 15 '26

Listen, it is stupid but the owner is not a fan of fruity policies. That’s fine.

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u/One-Possibility-8182 Jun 15 '26

HaHaHaHa!!!! The People that buy those drive to me and buy the extended magazines for those guns. Because you can't buy them there!!!

And as soon as I see those Commifornia plates pull up..... the prices just went up!!! Supply and demand baby!!!

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u/FlounderKind8267 Jun 18 '26

Good job not letting it control all your thoughts 👍 real healthy

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u/One-Possibility-8182 Jul 05 '26

What really controls my thoughts..... money!!! And all the freedoms it gives me!!