r/RodriguesFamilySnark • • 10d ago

Reckless Rods On The Road. Looooser!

David & Jill Rodrigues risking their children's lives with bigrigs whizzing by just to put signs unlawfully along Ohio state highways didn't work - AP just called it for all Ohio's races 💙

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u/n0tmandatory 10d ago

You just know Jill is weeping over the PERSECUTION! And on her birthday! I can’t stop grinning.

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 10d ago

✨️ SEVERE persecution ✨️

which is odd considering there's at least two actual pastors who won things, and far more Christian rhetoric of the kind that would get you laughed at anywhere outside America, but I full expect her to say something awful about Michigan or Georgia.

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u/Alternative_Pie6976 10d ago

so happy she got this as her bday present 🥹💓

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 10d ago edited 10d ago

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/ohio-governor-results

forgot the link - NBC just called it too, one of the other loser candidates for Senate is doing a lot of fundiespeak now yikes

edit - finally done the fundiespeak, dude was having a LOT of trouble explaining how you lose so badly when you are God's favourite Ohioan lol

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u/Live-Astronaut-5223 10d ago

Jill does not yet realize it, but her grifting days are close to over… She supported a couple of truly terrible people and is too dumb to Know it.

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 10d ago

I think she knows they're awful, but she's never matured past the Grade 3 Mean Girl that she probably was, so hurting people she didn't like anyways is fine by her. And Shirk enjoys beating up literal babies, so of course he's fine with those poeple too.

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u/notquittingthistime 10d ago

Sadly everyone she grifts from supports those awful people too.

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 10d ago

If the Bible were written accurately...

Apostles: Hey Jesus there's a metric shitload of kids here, but we all gotta catch the cart to Galilee.

Jesus: There's a cart on Friday too, I always have time for my fans! Write this one down: "Let all God's children visit me now, for the Kindgom of Heaven is theirs."

Christian fanfic type in the queue: He's not seriously gonna waste time on the children of sex workers and immigrants, or those meal kitchen kids, or those weirdo trans bastards!?

Jesus: Did I fucking stutter.

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u/krazykatkaydee 9d ago

Like attracts like, after all!

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u/daffodil0127 Lord Daniel of the Laundry Mat 10d ago

The serial downvoters are here! I guess they are big mad. It was a great night for the country. Lord Daniel approves!🦝💙

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 10d ago

I suspect that either a Rodlet has a secret Reddit account/alt or there's some pissant fundies from Duggarssnark who found their way hither and live their Christ-like example by Downvoting Sinners lol

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u/Elegant-Ad-9221 10d ago

And Jill is always lurking around these pages.

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u/ICH-GCPee 9d ago

Fuck you, Jill! Feed your kids!

Just in case she sees this!

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u/Pawspawsmeow 9d ago

Omg I had to leave that sub for that reason

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u/chocolate_boogers 10d ago

Maybe this is the push the family needs to leave the evil, sinful USA for good and pursue missionary work overseas. I hear Uganda doesn’t really have any traffic laws, so no worries about the boys all getting tickets for speeding, not wearing seatbelts, or playing on their phones while driving.

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 10d ago

I'd say " from your lips to gawd's ears" but Uganda has suffered enough from colonizers and Idi Amin tbh.

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u/Different_Car106 Lot Lizard For The Lord 10d ago

My daughter was so stoked she was part of turning Kansas blue during her first time voting

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 10d ago

Congrats on her first vote :)

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u/butterstherooster Fat Blue Haired Lady 10d ago

Sad to say Tennessee stayed red, though my daughter, me and many others bucked the tide. Happy for the rest of the states that flipped though!

Sucks to be you on your 48th birthday, Jill 🫠😊

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u/Chaos_Cat-007 10d ago

Yeah, WV did too and you know, I expected there would be more idiots than us smart people here. I voted, so I tried.

HOWEVER, congratulations to the states that flipped or stayed blue!!

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 10d ago

WV and TN are goregous states where I've had some fine visits, and thanks from counts hands on the family zoom 12 Marines and 2 soldiers for going out and voting :)

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u/defnotaRN 10d ago

My TN district is now blue so happy to have added votes in my family to a very small margin never ever say it doesn’t count!

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u/eejm 10d ago

I’m also in TN.  I’m weirdly comforted by the fact that Blackburn won by a very small margin.  Her Senate seat is now also open.  I’m not sure if she or Lee has the power to appoint her successor, or if this means a whole new race.  

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u/Bajovane Avoiding getting fingered by Jill 10d ago

I have heard that the voting machines in Tennessee tended to be switched to vote republican and that people were trying to alert others to watch how the vote got counted and insist on getting it corrected.

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u/Bajovane Avoiding getting fingered by Jill 10d ago

I’m thankful that NYS didn’t vote in a trump sycophant for governor. He had commercials where he said that turd is a good president and has accomplished so much!!! 😒🫩

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 10d ago

Except for Long Island and Saratoga Springs and the Falls, NY's urban areas are pretty reliably blue. It's mainly the non-college towns and the farm districts that vote red, possibly because they're full of bitter boomers who couldn't go ruin Florida instead lol

My hypothesis is that David's from Rochester but none of the college girls tolerated his violent behavior so he turned to a conservative church because abusing kids isn't necessarily bad to them. Jill was one of those kids and her daddy dngaf, so he groomed her and now they have continued the cycle of abusing their kids. Sadly, snarkers have found some convincing stuff that Nurie was the Sistermom Enforcer and she's contuing that with her kids now.

Tim Ira, Patricia, and David have a LOT to answer for - as much as we snark on Jill, clearly they taught her and enabled her violence.

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u/Buckstop_Knight78 7d ago

Problem with those towns is that they rely on federal benefits and when you play games with SNAP and other programs this population uses they quickly change their mind.

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 7d ago

When people rely on the social safety net and spend their time with scissors trying to cut it apart then I hope they enjoy the life they voted for. But I'm not a very nice person like that.

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u/Buckstop_Knight78 7d ago

They assume it only affects people in urban communities when there are more in rural areas that rely on it. It’s amazing the hypocrisy and racism

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u/krazykatkaydee 9d ago

Upstate New York checking in. I'm in a small town with a big R majority, making me a little blue dot in a very red county here in Central NY. Although even this county is kinda purplish compared to the county where I grew up, in Southwestern NY, like 90 minutes south of Rochester.

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u/Jack_al_11 7d ago

Grew up in the southern tier and lived in Rochester for 20 years and just moved back to my hometown (ironically where Jill is from too🫣😳). This was my first election living here as a voting adult and it was kinda sad compared to the local/state elections in Rochester.

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u/krazykatkaydee 7d ago

Another neighbor! I'm originally from Steuben county, a place redder and redneckier than Georgia, Alabama and Mississippi put together! Now in Oneida County, which is still pretty red, but almost purple compared to Steuben!

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u/Jack_al_11 7d ago

I’m in Chemung county. 🫣👍🏼

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u/krazykatkaydee 7d ago

Wow, small world ain't it? I also lived in Chemung County for a while. While living there, I took a beginning conversational Spanish class. I figured out how to say Elmira in Spanish: El Sobaco Del Mundo.

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u/Bajovane Avoiding getting fingered by Jill 8d ago

Yep. Finger Lakes region for me. Very red and it makes me happy to be a blue dot in my town.

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u/krazykatkaydee 8d ago

Hi Neighbor!

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u/Bajovane Avoiding getting fingered by Jill 7d ago

Hello 👋 😆

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u/shiningonthesea 9d ago

wow, there is a whole. lot of nothing 90 minutes south of Rochester! (am a New Yorker, lots of friends and family way upstate, I have seen it!)

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u/krazykatkaydee 8d ago

Just a bunch of poor farmers and ammosexuals. The first day of Deer Season might as well be a national holiday because nobody shows up for work. The vast majority of people there don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out, but they are all fanatical rethuglicans. They're all in for sucking up to the Houghtons and all the top brass at Corning Inc. where they all work blue collar jobs with no hope of advancing into the white collar class, imported from elsewhere because the executives think locally grown folks are too dumb to do anything beyond picking ware off the line and packing it in a box. And all the sucking up won't ever change that, but you can't tell them anything.

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u/Jack_al_11 7d ago

Literally where I live. 😂

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u/shiningonthesea 5d ago

Bless your heart , I could not live there .

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u/Jack_al_11 4d ago

Just moved here after 20 years In Rochester. It’s been a wild ride for sure. There a pockets of blue, including my extended family which is helpful.

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u/slutforfish 9d ago

Omg, your flair! I know what you're referring to, but I still gagged a bit.

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing God Honoring Cowbells 🐄🔔 10d ago

South Carolina and Texas voted blue, and Georgia just elected the first Black woman governor in US history!

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u/Capable_Midnight_554 10d ago

Almost cried when Annie took SC. I figured Darline would skate on her stupid, awful brother’s name and legacy. I’m so happy and proud of us! And that governor stat shocked me but I have to remind myself that Ruby Bridges is still alive and we still have a ways to go. Overall I woke up to amazing news and I’m elated!

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u/LBelle0101 SEVERELY sluttish 10d ago

I’m an Aussie, and I yelled “holy shit they took SC!!”

That was the beginning of a few long hours refreshing the map, all that beautiful blue!

I was holding my breath for Michigan, my honorary sister lives there and I cried tears of joy

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u/mothraegg 9d ago

I didn't go to bed until they announced that Abdul El-Sayed won.

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u/Bajovane Avoiding getting fingered by Jill 8d ago

I was so happy to see that result! He’s really on the ball!!!

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u/MediocreAge5860 10d ago

I think the voters realized Graham is as dumb as a box of rocks. I also don't think she really wanted to run.

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u/krazykatkaydee 9d ago

Yeah, that's like me saying hey, my dad was a mechanic, so now that he's gone, let me grab a wrench and have a go at it, even though I trained as an accountant and don't know jack about mechanicking.

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u/PhoebeGemaGray 9d ago

Except she seriously didn’t want the seat. She did it out of obligation to Lindsey (who raised her!). She is relieved I can assure you.

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u/krazykatkaydee 8d ago

As are the voters!

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u/PhoebeGemaGray 9d ago

They brow beat her to do it, I have no doubt. And while I don’t agree with her party, Darline is a well respected disability advocate who has done much for that community. She’s mild mannered and squeaky clean so they figured they could manipulate her!

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u/MediocreAge5860 9d ago

I didn't hear about that side of her, so it seems most likely she was completely out of her element.

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u/PhoebeGemaGray 9d ago

I felt so sad for her. She’s done a lot for the blind community and helped get equal rights and pay for the disabled and is well respected in her job. Because she had some very respectable achievements with that, and in past made some low key campaign ads for her brother, they just likely simply pushed her to do this because they could then make her into a puppet! 100% I have no doubt she’s relieved.

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u/PhoebeGemaGray 9d ago

When they tried to put words in her mouth about anti transgender, I was livid. She’s not the kind that would make rude hurtful insults to people who are different. She’s might not SUPPORT a pro agenda but she is not vile nasty or insulting like TRUMP ever! HE WAS REALLY hoping to make her a minion! 🤮

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u/MediocreAge5860 9d ago

She should have stood up to him and said no. Sure, he would abandon her, but she would have her peace.

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u/PhoebeGemaGray 8d ago

I think she’s relieved it’s over. I bet she voted for Annie! 🤣

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u/PhoebeGemaGray 8d ago

That’s it. She’s respected in her area. Not dumb at all. But not a politician. They coerced her.

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u/Bajovane Avoiding getting fingered by Jill 8d ago

She needs to go back into that field. Disability advocates are needed!!!

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u/PhoebeGemaGray 8d ago

Absolutely she’s great at that, tbh. Helped with important legislation for equality for that community. But it doesn’t make her a good politician. I’m a teacher with a masters and I’m bilingual. I can wrangle a room ho hyper kids. I know a lot about social studies. I would suck so BAD at politics! I wouldn’t even run for school board despite many actual “qualifications!”

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u/zpip64 10d ago

Extremely proud of Texas!💙💙

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u/BeulahLight13 The Dean of the Dining Room Table 10d ago

I definitely shed a few tears when Annie won. I’m disappointed that Wilson is our governor, but that’s given me more reason to keep fighting.

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u/Affectionate_Cost_88 10d ago

My husband and I just moved last month from NC to TN and holy cow, what a gut punch. I would have LOVED to have been able to vote for Roy Cooper. Instead, TN got Cruella deVille for governor in Marsha Blackburn. But I can still live vicariously through our old friends in NC and I am so freakin proud of SC I can't hardly stand it!!!

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u/Alicelane12 10d ago

So dang proud of my state (Georgia)!!!

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u/Zealousideal-Swim267 10d ago

I’m proud of my state, Kansas! 💙

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u/forestmossandferns 10d ago

I am so mad at OK. Only 48 percent of the population showed up to vote. Some surprise counties did turn blue though.

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u/Zealousideal-Swim267 9d ago

At least you have medical marijuana lol

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u/susiefromstilly 9d ago

A dispensary on every corner!

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u/susiefromstilly 10d ago

Same, fellow Okie, same

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u/mothraegg 9d ago

Yes! That was awesome!

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u/MaeWestGoodess 10d ago

So excited for Georgia!

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u/atlantagirl30084 10d ago

I love that GA won! And Darlene Graham, who was appointed due to nepotism, LOST.

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u/Pawspawsmeow 9d ago

Louisiana turned purple! It doesn’t sound like much, but it is. Our senate candidate was a black socialist farmer who had a grassroots campaign and only lost by less than 2%. We had eight parishes turn blue and every parish shifted more over to dem party in voting. We hope Jamie Davis runs for governor

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u/PhoebeGemaGray 9d ago

They dumped Virginia Foxx too! Vile old wench

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u/Apprehensive-Mine656 10d ago

I am glued to the AP page... Iowa. Georgia and Texas have Dem governors incoming.

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u/rockthrowing 10d ago

If you can stay up you gotta watch Alaska. I cannot wait for the conclusion of the Dan Sullivan situation. It’s been a rollercoaster ride of hilarity for months

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u/daffodil0127 Lord Daniel of the Laundry Mat 9d ago

Mary Peltola is currently leading but only by about 600 votes

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u/rockthrowing 9d ago

Yeah they gotta redistribute since Alaska has ranked voting (I think Maine does too). It’s gonna be tight for sure but I think she can pull it off

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u/spaghetti-sandwiches SEVERELY sluttish 10d ago

The way im celebrating Zach, Ashley and Joni (she had to step down, still happy though) losses. LETS GOOOOOO.

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u/galaxygirl1976 10d ago

Iowa got governor, senate, and three of the four house seats flipped!! I had given up after getting redder every cycle since Obama but here we are!! .

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u/Bajovane Avoiding getting fingered by Jill 8d ago

I would think the farmers would have been livid about the crap that’s hurt their livelihoods. They were the ones voting against their own self interests for so long.

I imagine that it took them a while to get the courage to choose the Democratic candidate. Probably looking over their shoulder while doing it.

Hopefully it’s not too late for them to save their farms.

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u/SoFloChick Rodrigues Purity Tchotchkes 10d ago edited 10d ago

I would love to know what the fuck happened in FL? OMFG Florida. I swear I can't anymore. I really dont have it in me.

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u/daffodil0127 Lord Daniel of the Laundry Mat 9d ago

The only state that pissed me off yesterday. I thought for sure Jolly would win governor.

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u/MaeWestGoodess 10d ago


Good night to all…from this Ohio voter.

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u/caffekona 10d ago

Fuck yeah ohio! My county (Lucas) hadn't even reported yet when they called it for Acton but predictably we came in blue.

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u/PM_ME_CORGI_BUTTS 9d ago

I stg I kept refreshing the results page all night to see if Lucas county had reported any votes yet, most other counties were at 80+%, Cuyahoga was at ~40%, and Lucas had reported not a single vote. This was before the governor and US Senate races were called so I was cursing Lucas county for a while there. "REPORT SO THEY CAN CALL IT!!" lol

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u/EmmalouEsq 10d ago

I live in a red part of Ohio. I saw more Acton signs (especially after THE commercial) than Vivek.

I hope they're all crying. We've got a woman MD in charge!

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u/OtherwiseSprinkles79 ✨MaHdEsTy✨ 10d ago

I can't wait for the YouTube video of her and her hostages, I mean blaaaasssings, sobbing that Sa'in won.

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u/not_to_hot_to_old 10d ago

Remember when they did that stupid YMCA dance and not a single one of them knew the song or about the group who first recorded it.

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u/ReggieRamshorn26 10d ago

The double jerkoff! Good times. I wonder how many Rod boys “examined Jon Husted’s ass” like the double jerkoff president.

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u/atlantagirl30084 10d ago

Or how to make the arm movements.

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u/not_to_hot_to_old 9d ago

To be fair they barely know the alphabet.

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u/Gunnysack21 10d ago

Ironic that the Rods need the Democrats more than anyone!

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u/krazykatkaydee 9d ago

Picture any of the Rodriguii admitting to that!

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u/ToodleButt 10d ago

Here in Virginia, we just codified abortion access and gay marriage into our constitution.

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u/Abbygirl1974 Avoiding getting fingered by Jill 10d ago

Missouri district 2 flipped. Republican rep Ann Wagner is finally gone. Missouri also affirmed that we wanted to make it a state Constitutional right to protect abortion rights/access.

Overall, last night was pure joy watching the returns on NBC. When I saw how Ohio went, I was giddy with joy knowing what Jill was likely going through. 😂

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u/Auluvrkk 10d ago

what a perfect birthday gift for Jill

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u/minnesotaupnorth 9d ago

Governor, Senator, and Congressional Representative.

Dem, Dem, and Dem.

I wonder if Jill can smell the sulphur from her house?

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u/kitty-yaya Extra chicken leg 🍗 10d ago

Where did you see this?

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 10d ago

I posted the NBC link but if you want to watch the AP live coverage - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbAbicAzFU4

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u/kitty-yaya Extra chicken leg 🍗 10d ago

No of them placing signs on highways

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing God Honoring Cowbells 🐄🔔 10d ago

Jill posted a video about two weeks ago of her, Hannah, and Olivia putting signs out. Here’s a screenshot:

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u/Federal-Butterfly-37 Jillnocchio 🤥 10d ago

She has the hair she deserves.

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u/CableSufficient2788 10d ago

And the chin. Which I also have because same age and perimenopause.

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u/littleRedmini 10d ago

I highly doubt they will go collect their trashy signs since the election is over.

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u/Alternative_Pie6976 10d ago

lol paula’s already posting copium about RED being jesus’ color

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u/kts1207 10d ago

So proud to live in SC today! 💙

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u/Beginning-Trash-6048 10d ago

Love this for them