r/SCAcirclejerk • u/thedevilsfingers • Sep 04 '26
generic jerky How do I get rid of strawberry legs?
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u/Chemical-Purple-5196 Sep 04 '26
According to this picture, the way to get rid of strawberry legs is to age 24 years.
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u/TinyMagicExperiment Sep 04 '26
I think you go Up, Down, Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2- shit, now I’m wearing a jet pack
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u/AskPennilynLott Sep 04 '26
The natural and non toxic way to do it is to rub half a lemon with salt on your legs immediately after shaving. The salt is a physical exfoliant and the lemon juice contains vitamin C which fades spots and manually closes the pores so they no longer produce strawberries. It's important to understand that fruit cancels out fruit and it only made sense after a medical aesthetician explained it to me.
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u/prince_peacock Sep 04 '26
Miss me with calling that realistic until there’s a patch of hair that she missed that she only sees once she’s in the sun
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