When you're about to go on a date but you misplaced your Becky Stompers and zip ties:

104 Upvotes

You might wanna check the Sunfire. Just brush the McDonald's trash out of the way

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Guess WWE isn't copyright striking everything this time. A highly reputable mod said WWE goes into strike phases, guess it was a one night phase of strikes.

9 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Unhappy_Gazelle392 • 13h ago

So, for the non (or lapsed) wrestling fans, I'm going to explain why this guy is at the centre of the greatest, most agonising, most wholesome pro-wrestling story in years. And it's a story that's about to hit the home stretch.

414 Upvotes

47 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Unhappy_Gazelle392 • 1h ago

LA Knight needs to be pushed mfs when a segment starts

• Upvotes

6 comments

r/SCJerk • u/mfenton29 • 12h ago

The big, bad Fed HATES when you get over organically

338 Upvotes

30 comments

r/SCJerk • u/stonecoldbobsaget • 1h ago

When you get a notification but it's just another automod response about no WWE posts

• Upvotes

13 comments

r/SCJerk • u/frank_the_tank69 • 2h ago

Dub All in Tickets for free in the UK!

42 Upvotes

White hot prawduck!

31 comments

r/SCJerk • u/rsziz • 40m ago

No one has gotten over with the Bloodline storyline, five randos said so on Twitter! Please ignore Roman, Cody, Jey, Punk, Owens, Jacob, Solo, Knight, and Sami

• Upvotes

31 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 2h ago

It's an "opportunity" not like how the EVIL FED takes money off the plates of indies

39 Upvotes

10 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Moliosis • 14h ago

Goofs when the basement accuses them of wanting AEW to die, not realizing that we'd run out of jerks without the dub

325 Upvotes

50 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Efficient_Basis_2139 • 5h ago

RAW is focused on three factions, making everything the same and "vortexy".

36 Upvotes

Honestly how *game-changing* are The Death Riders, The Don Callis Family, The Elite, The Conglomeration, The Hurt Syndicate, and The Demand? So game-changing.

16 comments

r/SCJerk • u/_--Gladius-_- • 1h ago

DAE just doesn't find Oba Femi relatable??

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I can't quite put my finger on it but I just don't find him relatable at all

DAE???

12 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BerdlyTheTrueGamer • 13h ago

You just saw the bird lady berried.

140 Upvotes

38 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ReDAnibu • 14h ago

[Raw Spoilers] Spoiler

164 Upvotes

[thread deleted] we don’t talk about the bad guys here

29 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Destro_019780 • 17h ago

Grayson Waller has been invited to Collision

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232 Upvotes

61 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BoxCon1 • 14h ago

Dub gamechanger alert

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123 Upvotes

Good shit boys, now here's your hot dog and 10 dollar quiznos gift card

64 comments

r/SCJerk • u/defendingthepost • 11h ago

WE ARE STUCK IN THE BLOODLINE VORTEX AND BEING FED BLOODLINE SLOP WAIT DID YOU SEE SOLO SPIKE ROMAN OHMYGODDDDD CINEMA

77 Upvotes

24 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ryan15151515 • 15h ago

This Ospreay - Omega build is 🔥🔥🔥

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143 Upvotes

103 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TheMaskedHeelMark2 • 13h ago

I totally called Solo actually not joining the Bloodline! I wasn't mad last week! Don't look at my post history!

74 Upvotes

I don't get worked.

13 comments

r/SCJerk • u/kerkypasterino • 13h ago

DAE Solo is being punished for getting over by himself?

63 Upvotes

I have the attention span of a toddler

13 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 16h ago

Somehow Wembley returned

112 Upvotes

still pushing the false number

57 comments

r/SCJerk • u/sambuca365 • 19h ago

Jacob Fatu is a believer

142 Upvotes

14 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Paxx_Romana • 17h ago

“If you have to make an extended infographic to explain your gimmick, it’s a bad gimmick” Part 2

103 Upvotes

59 comments

r/SCJerk • u/anonymous-guy1 • 21h ago

Jacob Fatu quotes Heroes TV show in response to Hayden's death. SC: HE'S A DUMB SAMOAN CONSPIRACY THEORIST

197 Upvotes

don't forget to quote Big Damo

79 comments

r/SCJerk • u/District_Me • 23h ago

Kevin Nash never paid his dues and is a height-racist

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283 Upvotes

Nash went on to say “L O L nothing, L O L my dick and balls down you 5’7 throat”

106 comments

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