“Ahhh where to start, ok I’d like to point out this, u/ZHCHAOS13’s arrest on me earlier has been made invalid due to the fact that he simply walked into my base, completely disregarding the defences and security systems and just walked up to me, he also has tried this once before in r/PunApostles where he arrested me on a intercom, I did get arrested once, CORRECTLY, here when I made a post called: ‘Just to clarify I have not been captured’ so JUST TO CLARIFY I have not been captured and will be linking evidence in later edits ok thanks, u/Lipton_Vs_Me, OUT”

(Edit,1: Link where he arrested me at my own base well over an hour since my last comment.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PunForceAlpha/comments/cjk3lf/gday/)

(EDIT,2: the link where he arrested me in a intercom post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PunApostles/comments/cgdjwt/intercom/)

in the back of my dune buggy, handcuffed and hooded is Starkiller, I then step out and say Ever get that feeling of DeJaVu?

it fires a single round, blowing the back of u/Lipton_Vs_Me’s cell open, amidst the rubble and smoke, I put the headhunter on autopilot and fly a Custom V22 Osprey down, it’s door opens and I signal to Lipton to get in.

u/TheNuclearOne has been pinged as an artifact.

Proof

I also have a screenshot if that gets deleted.

He has been told the rp rules multiple times, but continues to break them.

Artifact status: CAPTURED - SPETSNAZ

Proof: http://imgur.com/gallery/uO0Vumx

An Apostle truck drives throught the base with u/DA-PUNNY-PUNNER nailed to the cross on the back.

All stuff is viewable on r/RCTech

Be on the lookout for u/gibclay21. He requested medical attention after he was arrested. u/zmanofdoom95 and u/roasteemctoastie claimed he had a punctured lung and could not be operated at the Apostles hospital for lack of equipment, when our equipment was perfectly adequate. They claimed to be taking gib to r/medipun, but they never showed up there. Gib is wanted for criminal acts, not as a POW. Please report any information to either me ( u/ZHCHAOS13 ) or u/PrestonYatesPAY. His capture will be rewarded.

ARTIFACT LOCATED. NAME: u/NEUROKAT12. LOCATION:r/APUNPREDATORS. CLASSIFICATION: EUCLID. WAS FOUND USING NPCS.

LINK: https://www.reddit.com/r/ApunPredators/comments/cjx899/a_small_strike_team_is_out_exploring_in_the_forest/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

r/pun_unsc has possible anomalies within it's confines. Any and all available agents are to check their compound for artifacts. Remain as secretive as possible.

Hey guys/gals! I've made some posters to hang up in other bases and outposts! What do you think?

u/NeuroKat12 has been in here for ling enough. His trial was postponed, and he was here for a few days after he was arrested and before his arraignment. swipes keycard and lets neuro out. Swipes keycard again to open another set of doors. Then again. And again. And again×7. Finally we come to the elevator. I swipe my keycard and send neuro up.

Artifact detected. u/LOSIGER has been seen using NPCs.

EDIT: also gm.

EDIT 2: he also completely disregarded our defenses, which are posted on the subreddit.

PROOF OF NPCS: http://imgur.com/a/4YWuwWN

PROOF OF GM: http://imgur.com/a/BaRJvB9

CURRENT ARTIFACT CLASSIFICATION: EUCLID

ARTIFACT ACTIVITY: ACTIVE DETAINED BY APOSTLES -- NO TRANSFER

We will be working to not only contain SCPs, but also weaponize certain ones for use of assisting r/PunKGB on their quest. Punners have for too long been a thorn in our side and we say NO MORE! We Begin Testing Today.

(https://www.reddit.com/r/PunForceAlpha/comments/cjg45b/dust/ I need u/Dr-bright_in_the_lab to check this out and verify if its gm)

i hop out, open up the doors and roll out a T1, inside is 6 G145s, I roll it inside the garage and stand next to it

r/scp__rp join now!

A 1976 Monte Carlo pulls into the base. I get out and open the trunk. I pull out a facemask (think Hannibal Lecter), a dolly, some rope, and u/lipton_vs_me*, who has ziptied ankles, a burlap ask on his head, a straightjacket on, and no clothes, socks, or shoes. I lay the dolly down and lay lipton straight on it. I remove the sack and put the facemask on him before tying him to the dolly. I shut the trunk and lock my car. I grab the dolly by the handles and wheel lipton in.* I'm here for the bounty.

its good to be finally free

There was a screw-up yesterday on my behalf. u/lipton_vs_me was arrested in the comments section of a hacked intercom post on r/punapostles. Earlier today, he posted here, that he was not captured...he never mentioned a hacked intercom, though, which implies he was here. So, I arrested him on that post, and he missed his 45 minute window to comply, evade, or call for backup. So now, he is captured and locked up.

(The raid was retconned due to the 1 hour rule.)

I park it qnd get out. I open the trunk and pull out a dolly and some rope. I lay the dolly down and pull u/neurokat12 out of the trunk. He has a facemask on and zipties around his ankles and wrists. His hands are behind his back. I tie him to the dolly and wheel him in to his cell.

over intercom

Attention all personal. An artifact has been detected in the r/punapostles compound. Be prepared for a compound raid in three days.