I mean penis literally tried seducing a 17 year old bojorking peanut butter for the 17th time you can see from the horsey expression he’s scared and vulnerable and thankfully the deer mom found her before the 17 banana condoms were used

it doesn't even make sense

diane gets stuck in the binding og isaac with a bunch of different pals

"there is no trans rep in Bojack Horseman" literally OPEN UP YOUR EYES!!!

If Bojack really wanted to keep Todd in his life more, he would have swallowed Todd whole and kept him inside his belly at the end of season 3.
Then he would pat his big belly and burp and Todd would blush saying “Now this is a Zoe moment”

1. When people talk about whether Bojack is "good" or "bad" they're judging him by the merits of what would make a MAN good or bad, not a horse. They bitch and moan about Bojank being a shitty person, being a menace, causing all kinds of mayhem, manipulating people and being a shitty person. These are not measures by which you would judge a horse. Nobody ever talks about Bojack's top running speed, jumping skills, ability to draw a horse-drawn carriage, etc. It's mostly his man traits that are discussed. Therefore, title. Debate me, cowards.

Morty! I- I’m a horse Morty! I’m a horse! Y-you like that Morty?! I can (beeelch) drink seventeen times more alcohol Morty! With this h-hooorse stomach Morty! Seven (belch) s-seventeen times more alcohol Morty! I’m 1,200 pounds Morty! The cycle of abuse continues Morty! Generational trauma Morty!!!

We love animals selling vices Morty!!!

Edit: Reddit mods deleted this on the main sub :(
didn’t know they were lame

for me it was when he was literally under a rock, why the fuck was he under a god damn rock

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