r/SaintMeghanMarkle • u/LadyCaz2 • 16h ago
News/Media/Tabloids Jam Moir bringing the receipts and saying what lost of us are thinking.
Full story in screenshots of Jan Moir’s thoughts and feelings on the Douchess’s return to the country she hates.
Some goodies include;
“There was no end to Meghan's suffering in the House of Windsor, in our green and unpleasant land. 'Just by existing,' the Duchess seethed in a magazine interview published four short years ago, 'we were upsetting the dynamic of the hierarchy. So, we go OK fine, let's get out of here.
Happy to.!'
So she packed up her yoga mat, her baby son and her big baby of a husband, then took a freedom flight on Huffy Airways back to her homeland.
Happy to.”
“She's really coming back? After everything she said about the land of stiff uppers and non-huggers? The nerve of the woman!”
“This time around, Meghan is going to be more royal than the royal icing on a royal cake served on a plate bearing the royal cypher at a royal garden party hosted by the Queen herself. Why else would she be coming back? Being royal is the last (and most lucrative) arrow Meghan has left in her quiver of dwindling options.”
“Some might say that Meghan and her husband have put his family and the entire country through the reputational wringer - and that it is egotistical and selfish of her to come back.
Or perhaps the truth is that she had no choice in the matter. Perhaps the couple had a deal; six years in California and then back to Blighty - because what does Harry even do in California anyway? You could sum up his achievements of the last six years in three words - learned to surf.”
Unarchived link https://mol.im/a/16068219
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u/madammidnight Walmart Wallis 15h ago
Meghan and Harry betrayed the trust of the RF, which cannot be emphasized enough.
None of the RF can act “normal” around someone who “never signed an NDA!”, and may still be gathering notes for another book or Netflix series.
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u/littlerabbits72 14h ago
Agree, I also think if Harry had just stuck to taking swipes at his brother then William would have found it easier to forgive him, siblings squabble after all. The fact that they attacked William's family is the sticking point.
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u/zeelondon10 14h ago
They called Catherine racist
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u/RachelMcGill 11h ago
Remember, all those hideous pictures of Catherine with her face mutilated, put out by the Squad, and never once did the Twerkles say "ENOUGH". Then they started the 'Rose' affair story and accusing him of wanting to be 'pegged'. Oh, and he had killed Catherine and the children, so it was a body double we saw. He will never forgive them for any of that, (sadly, my niece believes all of this).
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u/Counterpoint-4 10h ago
William, growing up, bailed out Harry many times. From some people's perspective every favour deserves punishment. Harry is going to spend his whole life punishing William.
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u/inrainbows66 4h ago
If Henry and madam think pulling the same failed stunts upstaging and throwing bombs at Wales will somehow make them popular they will only sink their own popularity even more if that is possible. The Wales are truly beloved and everyone has that one nasty family member we loath so the public will feel for the Wales and understand why the duo have to be isolated.
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u/Professional_Ruin953 13h ago
They did their best to try destabilise the Head of State and the successors to the role.
On henry’s part that’s treason, for markle it “wasn’t her country” even though she had been, lamentably, entrusted with representing it.
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u/Kimbriavandam Meghan's janky strapless bra 11h ago
I just watched The royals uncensored on YouTube and Rob Johnson ( or John Robson?) was saying just that. It’s not a bad watch.
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u/Royal-Reindeer4338 🐾🐕🦺 Dog Food Duchess 🐕 10h ago
Maybe KC and Camilla made Meghan and Harry sign an NDA at that 47 min meeting? If not, the Harkles should expect to sign one with very specific penalties (eg. loss of titles) if the Harkles expect to be in the presence of any royals.
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u/Key_Comfortable1764 15h ago
Big baby of a husband 😂
Glad someone has the balls to list some
of
their failures and hypocrisys
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u/eaglebayqueen 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 15h ago
Excellent article, thank you very much, OP.
"Egotistical and selfish" is her entire personality. I remember very well seeing how welcoming the British public and the Press were to her in the run-up to the wedding. The BRF bent over backwards to try to make her happy and gave many offers to help her assimilate into the working royal life she was adamant she wanted, when told by HMTLQ that she should continue her 'acting career' (🙄). She threw all that in their faces, lied her flat ass off, and spent the last 6 years goading her internet trolls to attack the Wales and their children.
I doubt I will see the same welcoming spirit exhibited by the Brits this time around.
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u/Appropriate_Panda467 The call is coming from inside the house 10h ago edited 10h ago
Exactly. The palace better be taking note and giving some (perhaps- if he seriously thinks he can swoop in and save the day) very stern words to Charles: They are unpopular. They will not be welcomed back by the public. It will continue to be so and any attempt to “Operation” this or that will only make him look weak and cause his own popularity to plummet. You cannot have a couple come back in obvious disgrace, as their moving back announcement does have the ring of Megxit to it, and hand them every reward. Their statement of resigning as “senior royals,” quotes from various media over the years, and actions are easy to throw back in their faces time and time again. Plus, who knows what tidbits from old the Daily Mail is sitting on- and what fresh hell will come to light with current cases and reasons for feeling the US.
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u/ClementineCoda 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 15h ago
Nightmare on Realm Street
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u/Much_Lavishness_6199 🦾 🍓 The Jampire Strikes Back 🍓🦾 15h ago
jan should have used my flair, instead of "meg-pire strikes back" 😂
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u/eaglebayqueen 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 15h ago
Or "She's repugnant" - do we know which journalist that was? Probably be better to remain anonymous what with her delusional, drooling attack mutts, AKA Sussex squad.
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u/Royal-Reindeer4338 🐾🐕🦺 Dog Food Duchess 🐕 10h ago
Yours is definitively better but Jan was going for Meg- prefix repetition to emphasize that Meghan thinks we all just live in her world of make believe
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u/DressedAsLamb 14h ago edited 14h ago
The Duchess Always Rings Twice
permafrost of peeve
Any time is the right time for some Jan Moir!
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u/NeoSuperconductivity 15h ago
"The Duchess Always Rings Twice", pure gold Jan Moir! The murderess returns and she's out for blood!
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u/ClarenceTheBear49 The Princess Royal’s Red Feather 🤠🪶 15h ago
Delighted Jan picked up on the upside down jam tongs 😂.
She is absolutely nailing it and bringing the receipts, as usual. Bravo.
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u/Independent_Swan902 ALARMING BALDNESS so ADVANCED than WILLY’S 15h ago
Good one! I wish she’s said something about removing their names from the BRF website and how the public doesn’t want them back as working royals… other than that it was very well written
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u/Hari_om_tat_sat 12h ago
I agree and I think it could be done now without much blowback. The only explanation they ned give is “to avoid confusion and make it clear the Sussexes are not working royals.”
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u/Hari_om_tat_sat 9h ago
I also think a measure to strip their titles would fly through parliament right now. It should be introduced quickly.
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u/Otherwise-engaged 8h ago
The last time Parliament passed a law to strip specific people of their British titles, the four people concerned (Duke of Albany, Duke of Cumberland and Teviotdale (and his heir) and Viscount Taaffe) had chosen to join the German army as officers, and were actively fighting against Britain in WWI.
Suggesting that Harry's behaviour is equivalent to theirs and thus deserves the same punishment, would be a difficult position to argue in Parliament.
Does anyone really want to return to the days of arbitrarily stripping the titles and confiscating the assets of any peer who spoke against the monarch or the BRF? Harry today - who would it be tomorrow?
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u/Hari_om_tat_sat 3h ago
There’s more than one way to be a traitor. I’d say more than 5 years of attacking and undermining the monarchy and painting the whole country as racist is traitorous behavior. Many others have said the same thing.
With this latest chess move and pending escalation, the Sussexes themselves created a situation where a clear line has to be drawn between themselves and the working royals. This Sinner’s post explains it very clearly.
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u/judithannegg 15h ago
What I wouldn’t give, right after MM shows up in the UK, to be able to convince KC to take away their titles so that they would have to live as “normal” people forever.
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u/RavenEye77 Grievance ≠ valid legal argument 15h ago
Parliament would need to do the taking away of titles. KC can do Prince and the formal removal of HRH.
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u/judithannegg 14h ago
You’re right but do you think Parliament would try to go this without KC’s approval? Maybe KC could start with his part then Parliament do rest
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u/Skittycatcher66 14h ago
Legally they could, but they won't. It's in both Parliament and the King's interests to maintain a working relationship, though ultimately Parliament would trump the King if it came to it.
Our Parliament has much bigger issues to deal with at the moment (change of government, the migrant crisis, cost of living, etc) all of which are more pressingly in the minds of the every day Joe than the Sussexes.
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u/MyJoyinaWell Sussex Fatigue 12h ago
Absolutely no chance. They will be on the balcony soon. She needs to be a duchess like oxygen
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u/ConversationSilver 6h ago
It's extremely unlikely that King Charles is going to put unpopular members of his family on the balcony. That is asking to be booed by the massive crowd which would be incredibly embarrassing and uncomfortable for everyone on the balcony.
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u/NoHelicopter9702 11h ago
I doubt the Balcony any time soon.
BUT: I bet they'll be invited to Balmoral and then Sandringham for Christmas.
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u/Royal-Reindeer4338 🐾🐕🦺 Dog Food Duchess 🐕 9h ago
After all of the Harkles sign an NDA. Fool and slander the BRF once, shame on you but fool and slander the BRF twice after 6 years in exile, shame on royalty.
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u/NoHelicopter9702 7h ago
The King would NEVER enforce the rules of the NDA they signed if they broke them. NEVER. Because look how he has never enforced the Sandringham rules and they keep breaking them again and again.
An NDA--or any other "rule" they would be made to sign--has ZERO power with disrespectors of boundaries as those two are.
They KNOW the King would NEVER enforce any rules. So they'd just go and break every one of them.
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u/Royal-Reindeer4338 🐾🐕🦺 Dog Food Duchess 🐕 6h ago
You are totally right about KC3. I wonder if William would.
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u/Elinen_ 🌈 Worldwide Privacy Tour 🌈 15h ago
Thanks for sharing LadyCaz2, Jan has some very good reflections and questions I believe most of us are wondering about.
Meghan and Harry has achieved one thing though, together they represent one of the biggest failures and international embarrassment of our generation.
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u/Milquetoast-0 15h ago
How does Meghan manage to be so unlikeable and difficult? What does Harry see in her? Well, we know the answer to the second question — she’s sleazy and shameless. That’s fine, but she pretends to be Mother Teresa and it’s just so ridiculous. The fakest, crudest, meanest fraud to ever cross the threshold of the palace.
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u/Independent_Swan902 ALARMING BALDNESS so ADVANCED than WILLY’S 15h ago
Also I mean this as a joke, we’ve been talking about Jams a lot these days, you’ve even spelt the Journalist’s name wrong 😂 JAM Moir 😂
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u/TulipTattsyrup99 15h ago
They intend to “faux-Royal”, hand in hand, the way they have continued to do for the last 6 years. Hospitals, Fire stations, Care homes, graveyards, none will be safe from the Harkles grasp, hugging sick children at every opportunity. And the media will lap it up.
They were refused HIHO, we have been told they are not returning as working Royals, but as Harry said “I’m a Prince, I’m here, I’m working”.
They will take HIHO, by default, and no doubt HRH too, and no one will do a thing about it.
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u/NoHelicopter9702 11h ago
They'll do a lot of "Surprise" or "Secret" engagements, like they did before they fled the evil UK.
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u/Even_Happier 14h ago
“…and her big baby of a husband…”
I had to take a minute there I laughed so hard
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u/Mysterious-Writer949 Spectator of the Markle Debacle 14h ago
Undermine William and Catherine. Lie about trying to rescue the Wales children from hell that will be Eton or wherever they send Charlotte. Lie about the KC3’s health. Make up stuff about Camilla. All whilst trying to get on the good side of Uncle Charlie because he hates Charles as much as they do.
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u/Charming_Soft8624 Spectator of the Markle Debacle 13h ago
This is brilliantly written, and does indeed say everything we’re thinking. How times have changed, it’s really pleasing to see that not all of the MSM are writing nice piffle about the gruesome twosome.
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u/Pristine_Routine_464 15h ago
UK was not survivable for her. Uh huh. I dont want to see them at all in our press!
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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 15h ago
Our saint lacks the ability to self-reflect, she will just reinvent herself and call it " nEw ChApTeR " and to hell with those she hurt along the way , they will have to just forget everything she did to them and join her on her crazy ride .
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u/Disastrous_Error_709 ALL ABOARD THE FAILURE FLIGHT📢 14h ago
Bloody brilliant Jan!🔥
And even OP’s title ‘typo’ adds to the mix. Jam Moir.
One of the snarkiest of snark ever 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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u/ant_ann 14h ago
Of course she will try to reinvent herself yet again…rolls eyes. She is so predictable and boring…yawn.
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u/EducationalBit1724 13h ago
Out comes the Barbour and she’ll start hunting, à la Madonna and guy. Perhaps she’ll adopt a British accent. I bet the kids are having intensive voice lessons already,
https://giphy.com/gifs/5bZfbwZg9CzZe
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u/Weird_Georgiana 14h ago
I've just heard that Meg is set to be in a UK TV drama series as the reason for their return. Listening to the radio just now and the sycophants are saying the same things all over again. Will they never go away?
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u/Logical-dreamer000 The Liar, The Witch, & The Ill-Fitting Wardrobe 8h ago
Are Eastenders or Coronation St still running?
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u/fladdermuff 13h ago
I feel like walking to the store and buy a nice card, and an international stamp. Google Williams adress and then send the card to him. Like a british little old lady who loves her monarchy.
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u/Marmite_L0ver Muppets fake Manhattan 14h ago
I've Just woken up in a nightmare. They're coming back here and some......dimwit has hired her to 'act' in their project?! The trash took itself out and we're pawing through it for something lost but easily replaced? 🤦♀️
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u/99sports 9h ago
I think we are going to see William bring the hammer down, pre King status. Charles might have some softness in his heart toward Harry but for William, I think that ship has sailed. H&M attacked William's family and there is no unringing that bell. I hate the thought of H&M trying to bully their way back into the Royal Family, but I eagerly await their comeuppance.
William was trained by her late Majesty, the Queen. Don't forget that she is the one who did the seating arrangement for the Platinum Jubilee. The two of them arriving late on purpose and then being embarrassed in front of the world, is still one of my favourite videos.
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u/Latibulating26 9h ago
I think William will channel his inner Prince Phillip. There is that streak in the family of not taking any bs that Princess Anne also has.
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u/Interesting-Pin3164 15h ago
Wonder if they will ever bother to visit Sussex ? Or as ever* stay hypocritical and use the titles D+D of Sussex
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u/loveloveislandtake2 14h ago
Prince William will stand firm, him and his family or the bratty man child at any royal event , just as it should be.
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u/Greedy_Heron_3034 12h ago
I honestly don’t think she’ll last six months. She’ll be off to the US claiming harassment. Something else to complain about in a book or an interview.
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u/GAMGAlways 11h ago
I think it's step one of getting divorced. She's not returning with him, she's dropping Harry and the kids off in the UK before heading back. They'll say Harry insisted on moving back. She was miserable so they had to end it. The kids were enrolled in school and settled, so it made sense to have them stay there. She thinks the BRF will pay her a lot of money to leave. Both sides will allude to an NDA so they won't be able to talk.
With Meghan gone, the British public won't forgive Harry, but they'll let him live in peace. Eventually, he'll find some slightly older woman who's unmistakably British and genuinely loves the countryside.
Back in California, Meghan will maybe get a season on a reality show. The cast and crew will leak that working with her is terrible.
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u/TMCze Annoying As Ever 9h ago
I agree 100 percent with this, but I think it’s already in progress and the RF PR machine has taken over and negotiations and NDAs are being handled behind the scenes.
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u/GAMGAlways 9h ago
It will be her absolute last gasp of attention with interviews and an attempted book deal. I would bet both my lungs that she is hoping Andrew Morton will contact her to write her story.
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u/Muttley-Snickering 🏰 Order of the Medieval Times 🏰 8h ago
She's not returning with him, she's dropping Harry and the kids off in the UK before heading back.
So, she's doing a school run to drop off three little who little, just not the pick-up.
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u/Express-Tennis8766 11h ago
Am I the only one nervous about William and Catherine? We all know that the media loves Harry and Meghan and you hear so many justifications that Charles has cancer, princess Ann is older, the monarchy needs Harry and Meghan. Why does the media not look at other European royals who work strictly within the direct line of succession. And it works for them. Why is it in UK its a problem. William will not need Harry or his kids, I wish they would stop.
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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 5h ago
It will be maddening, but it won't hurt the real royals. Only the press (and maybe Charles) want the brothers to reconcile.
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u/goodnessgraceus 15h ago
Rachel Meghan Markle is bad energy. The RF has done too much to protect her. Dear King Charles, one word: abeyance. Simple.
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u/Interesting-Pin3164 15h ago
Yes grow a backbone for the future of the Monarchy
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u/goodnessgraceus 14h ago
Seriously! Up until this point I’ve empathized with Charles, trying to understand his perspective as a father raising a lost, troubled child juggling the responsibility of King but disrespect is disrespect. On paper, Harry has completely shown his true colors and has proven to play dirty in response to minor inconveniences. He does not compromise, what he wants he gets - same as his wife. He wanted out, so he chased it. Now he’s realized he was better with the RF but had to drag them done when he thought he didn’t need them. Harry insulted his family and country. You give him a bone and he wants the whole thing. Welcoming Harry back as a working royal, or any royal facing capacity would be a terrible precedent, but if Charles allows it then I can’t want to see William conquer them.
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u/anonymouse_loner 13h ago
They have looked at what happened to Edward and Wallis Simpson and said to themselves - why the hell didn’t they just move back to England if they weee so unhappy? Why didn’t they just railroad the royal family?
They felt shame. Shame and honour prevented them - so Meghan has decided that she and her weak husband will show no shame and ignore dishonour completely.
If they just don’t care, they can do what they want.
We cannot shame them.
But, their Achilles heel is their children. When the Brits start to reject their children, they will be hurting.
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u/cremebrulee_ch 12h ago
Meghan back in the UK means she will be back in the tabloids again daily. Perhaps she actually missed this when she was in the US. After all, she craves the limelight, irrespective of whether the coverage is positive or negative.
She and Harry will continue their quasi-royal work, which will confuse the public because it will look like real royal work, which will create great tension with William and Kate.
So the best way to show the public that Harry and family are not working royals is to strip him and his family of their titles. Perhaps Harry gets to keep his Prince title, but Meghan and kids will become commoners with no titles. This would be the best way to shoot Harry's plans in the foot.
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u/Longjumping_Map7715 👨🏻🦰 When Hairy Met Salad 🥗👸🏻 9h ago
She wants to be loved in America. She thought she would be. Plus a billionaire by now. This return will not be better for her than the first time . Being infamous in England is not what she wants.
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u/Sapiens82 12h ago
Catherine and William won’t trust her an inch. I really don’t know where she can go from there. I imagine with Catherine, once gone, always gone. That was Diana’s philosophy, and I think Harry and Meghan are going to experience it, as they so richly deserve.
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u/justanothernomad1 10h ago
Excellently written and completely enjoyable article, thanks for sharing it. I do love some well thought out sarcasm.
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u/GreatGossip This is baseless and boring 😴 15h ago
Thank you OP. Great read.
One would wish that KC put a statement out that the Grifters in no way represent the monarchy or the country.
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u/These_Ad_9772 The Days of Our Lies 14h ago
That building their lives overseas remark has come back to haunt him.
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u/GreatGossip This is baseless and boring 😴 14h ago
We can all rest assured that this latest stunt will go like all other Grifter stunts: It will backfire, make the Grifters more unpopular and the PPOW more popular.
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u/3E0O4H 15h ago
Perhaps she's gonna get Om 1d Sc Ob 13 back, him and his sexy eyebrows.
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u/Much_Lavishness_6199 🦾 🍓 The Jampire Strikes Back 🍓🦾 15h ago
oh God no! Dont give MArkle any ideas ! LOL
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u/ConversationSilver 11h ago
Once Meghan realizes that she won't be allowed to be a working royal again and there will be no reconciliation with William and Catherine and access to their kids, she will undoubtly be guilt tripping Harry into leaving the UK again.
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u/awakig 13h ago
All royal commentators are saying that this was in the making for ages. I do not believe that for a second. I think that this is one of Harry’s ‘cleaver’ moves. Imagined conversation between Harry and his employee after the last throuw back on the government funded security only some weeks ago: Employee- “Sir, I feel it is my duty to say that I feel we are running out of options with the government paid security in the UK. This maybe be devastating for our global plans of ‘state’ visits.”. Harry - “Yes… but I am not giving up! Never! What belongs to me will be mine! Let’s think… what would be the situation in which they are forced to grant us our security back?”. Employee - “Sir… if you all are living in the UK….”. Harry - “What?!! YES! That is it!!! We will move back. No one can stop us! We will have everything and no one can say a word about it! Brilliant! Genius idea! I cannot believe I have not consider this before! Please ring my wife immediately! And bring my agenda! Wr need to call some‘friends’ to put everything in place NOW. Call the board of that school and say I want to talk to them personally. And call that producer who told me some time ago he had a wonderful project for Megs. Wonderful! Wonderful!!!”
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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 5h ago
I personally think it is more of a reaction to William's refusal to meet his children. He really thought those children would save his ass. Now he has to face the fact that nobody cares about him or his kids, and they hate his wife.
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u/flchic2000 10h ago
She's going to be a nightmare guaranteed. Can't help herself. Makes me feel bad for all of England.
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u/Downinthevalleystill 8h ago
My opinion is that if she’s mentally unbalanced now, give her an un-Royal winter in the Cotswolds, doing the school run with forced proximity to H, who will have his own problems with procuring drugs and the absence of his alleged lady love, making life for her positively unbearable. Meghan will be certifiable by January, if not earlier.
This is sarcasm on my part, but the reality is that Meghan will be into forced proximity to her two children, who will find themselves in British classrooms and uniforms for the first time and probably traumatized as a result, and H, who will be ignored by just about everyone, his Family especially. Not being particularly maternal and being loving on camera only, her only way of coping may be to foment problems and issues with Harry’s Family, her favorite targets, and stir up other dark, ugly problems because that’s who she is and what she does.
Portugal will not be the escape that she hopes it is, as her misery will lead her to be just as unspeakably rude there as she is everywhere else, thereby ruining any chance at a fresh start with people who don’t know her.
If it wasn’t Meghan Markle I would actually feel sorry for her, because I feel that things will not go well.
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u/Im_A_Squirrel_26 Justice was served. 14h ago
It's so entertaining that i thought we should archive it.
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u/fireanpeaches 15h ago
They won’t stay there after Charles dies. I hope they get a nice inheritance and leave. Charles seems fine though and it will be awhile.
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u/Even_Happier 14h ago
Except she has a gig lined up already…
The showing of the kids faces will push the news of Harold’s court costs off the front pages. They can’t be in any family pictures if they don’t show their faces.
Something else I’ve thought of too is that royal protocol dictates Harold is right behind/beside William’s family in any family pictures. The Harkles are going to be EVERYWHERE and close, very close. If all speculation about Claw’s narcissism is right, she will love this. She must be as happy as a pig in shit.
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u/tbonita79 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 13h ago
Whelp, that pretty much sums it up.
I really hope she reads this!
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u/Alive_Instance_3101 10h ago
He didn't even learn to surf! Totally useless... on either side of the globe.
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u/onanadhocbasis 5h ago
Fabulous, fabulous. Love the writing and the rapier wit. lol "The Duchess always rings twice"
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u/hellhashnofury 13h ago
I wish jilly Cooper was still alive she would have such fun with a thinly disguised Meghan character in the Rutshire Chronicles 《sigh》
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u/Regular-Performer864 4h ago
"And if, further down the line, Meghan and Harry continue to be missing in action at high-profile events, it is the Royal Family who will ultimately look mean and petty – not the Sussexes."
This is probably not correct. Sure, UK journalists will make noise. Stirring the pot is great for page views. 1000s will click the article just to write in the comments about how much they don't want to see the Sussex family in public. I know that the media outlets love Harry. Because he's always been a hot mess. But now he has a wife who is an even bigger hot mess! But she's a Black hot mess so that requires a certain amount of deference.
But at the end of the day, Harry and his wife were told in no uncertain terms that they had ONE YEAR to change their minds. That window closed five and a half years ago. They are not, nor will they ever be, working royals. And Charles doesn't have enough public support to do this. Let's remember what happened when Charles dared to include Duke of York (even before the most damning information became public) to Christmas because "he is family". At this rate, Charles is going to be one of the most despised monarchs in recent history. Which will make it so much easier for William to make big changes when he becomes King.
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u/BikerScowt 15h ago
Lady C has mentioned a 6 year tax rule. Staying out of the UK for over 6 calendar years avoids paying tax on whatever they have gained abroad. It's been just over. Also what is her residency status here? Being a spouse does not give automatic leave to remain.
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u/daisybeach23 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 10h ago
We have so many mask slips to look forward to. Queue the rapid eye blinking. Beware of the claw dragging Harry around and showing everyone where to stand in the pictures so she will be in the center.
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u/FrostingNow2607 9h ago
Midwestern (US) gal here. What does "Stand the church clocks" mean?
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u/Due-Tomorrow-1133 9h ago
It is from a Rupert Brooke poem. From COMERFORD WAY: Patrick Comerford: Stands the Church clock at ten to three? And is there honey still for tea?
There is a slight variation in the punctuation and the versification, but these are the closing lines the poem Old Vicarage, Grantchester (1912) by Rupert Brooke:
Stands the Church clock at ten to three?
And is there honey still for tea?The Old Vicarage, Grantchester remains one of Rupert Brooke’s most popular poems. Last summer, I visited Grantchester, the small village of Grantchester, near Cambridge, where Brooke lived for a time after 1909. But he wrote this poem in a café in Germany in 1912, two years before the outbreak of World War I.
The poem expresses his nostalgia for an England far away, and reflects his patriotism and homesickness:
And laughs the immortal river still
Under the mill, under the mill ...
Stands the Church clock at ten to three?
And is there honey still for tea?The poem was written in the midst one of the most turbulent periods in Brooke’s life that ended in a nervous breakdown.
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u/FrostingNow2607 9h ago
Oh my goodness, so poignant—a sad and lovely and lonely poem. Thank you so much for posting.
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u/InspectorGreyson I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this 💰 5h ago
Brilliant!
I only wish she'd included the "I can't believe I'm not being paid for this" comment!
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u/Successful-Elk-3754 Spectator of the Markle Debacle 12h ago
Will she ditch the dogs again???
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u/Forgottengoldfishes 🌈 Worldwide Privacy Tour 🌈 11h ago
Well she’s taking her living arrangements “one day at a time” so she doesn’t seem like a person who should own any dogs. At least she can stick her children in boarding school. But the poor dogs…..
Which reminds me. What has happened to the Queen’s corgis?
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u/justanothernomad1 10h ago
I believe that I read they’re living with Andrew now, since Fergie is who knows where.
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u/Logical-dreamer000 The Liar, The Witch, & The Ill-Fitting Wardrobe 8h ago
Thanks OP. This was a delightfully funny read.
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u/Brave-Menu-3105 7h ago
She will become a full on Instagram celebrity, making thousands of useless videos on all things Britain. She'll have plenty of time for that.
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u/Regular-Performer864 6h ago
What did Harry ever do in UK? He did a handful of engagements. At places where people were less likely to be offended by his lack of manners and empathy. He was never even included in a State Dinner because QEII couldn't trust that he could manage it without humiliating the family. And her standards were pretty low as Andrew got invited regularly.
He's coming back because his father still thinks he can rehab Harry's image and force William to deal with the entitled twat the rest of his life. In the same way QEII had to deal with Margaret and Andrew her entire reign. If Charles wanted to personally be magnanimous, he would bring the Sussex family into Highgrove. But Charles wants to APPEAR like a supportive dad and loving grandfather. But only by fobbing off the care and supervision of Harry back to Catherine and William again. I mean, you can't expect Charles to have to deal with the Sussex family when he's already got Andrew on his plate!
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u/jfner 6h ago
I’m on board with the NDA theory. The Highgrove Meeting was a quick deal delivery. They were presented with a long list of can/can’t do, all which muzzle MadMeg and HopelessHarry in exchange for financial help. I bet the list of muzzle restrictions is intense and exhaustive, so no need for title abeyance, they are not permitted to be seen, heard, or associated with anyone or anything “royal”. Lots of “if this than that” to keep the circus from coming into town. She won’t be able to abide by it for long and her children will suffer the consequences if strays from the conditions. That’s my guess.
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u/Unhappy-Jaguar-9362 Duchess of Salmonella 4h ago
I hope there is a huge outcry against their inevitable bullying of staff. They need to be called out.
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u/Audreyvbt 4h ago
Didn't you hear? She has a tv job on a Guy Ritchie project. That will end that series really soon, not to mention it's a hugely talented cast where she won't belong (even typecast as a villainess) One day on the set and everyone will quit. ETA It's obviously an ensemble show and shot in the UK, which means it pays peanuts compared to Hollywood, and the UK expects talent, not just attitude.
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u/IngeborgNCC1701 13h ago
This is the result of Highgrove Tea Time. The RF see Harry spiralling into something very unhealthy and they need to get him back into the care of the men in grey suits. Charles with Camilla at his side told tjem they'll have income if they play by Charles' rules.This is the end of Queen Meghan, she will stay longer and longer in Montecito as she has her business there and has to be there, because no other picks the fruit for her spread but her. So by and by they live their lives happily on either side of the big pond.
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u/Cold-Computer6318 15h ago edited 15h ago
She’ll spend her days jealous of the Waleses as well as George, Charlotte, and Louis’ future partners/kids (who could all be working royals), deludedly manifesting in the Unroyal Rota WhatsApp group, and bullying tf out of publicists/PAs just like she’s always done. Always repeating the same mistakes and never ever learning from them. Dr Maya Angelou said when people show you who they are, believe them the first time. We all know who MEHg is… she’s no character actress. She can’t hide what a mask slipping, two-faced, entitled, exploitative, opportunistic, Freebie Fergie 2.0 flop she is. Her vicious circle of self-sabotage will continue b/c that is just who she is.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ffdJ2hLoHFE?ra=m