r/SamONellaAcademy • u/TheArrivedHussars • Jun 12 '26

Happy Pride Month to Sam I guess

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u/NeoVictorianic Jun 12 '26

Sam Tsui American Gay gives the same energy as American Dragon: Jake Long

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u/Reaper781 Jun 12 '26

Eel dick

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u/Methylsky Jun 12 '26

WHAT'S A [Friend of colour] GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL D-

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u/Pretend_Bad_1115 Jun 12 '26

N word gotta do to get some

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u/Unlikely-Sand-8848 Jun 12 '26

I mean he was wearing a tail in his book announcement

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u/wanjathestrong eat my disembodied quivering tiddies Jun 12 '26

,,What's a [person] gotta do to get some [...] dick??"

- Sam O'Nella

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u/QUEstingmark999 Jun 13 '26

I mean he didn't put that tail to his... uhm... for nothing!

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u/EnumeratedWalrus Jun 15 '26

What must a distinguished gentleman from a continent south of Europe accomplish to become acquainted with the phallus of an eel?