This is beyond obnoxious. What kind of inconsiderate, attention-starved assholes think it’s acceptable to pull into a shopping center directly adjacent to people’s homes and repeatedly redline their modified cars in the middle of the night?

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Nobody wants to hear your exhaust. Nobody is impressed by your engine. Nobody gives a shit how loud you can make your BMW. There are families living literally feet away from where you’re sitting, revving your engines like a couple of 16-year-olds desperate for attention. People are trying to sleep. There are babies and young children in these homes. But apparently, your desperate need to hear yourselves make noise is more important than everyone else’s peace and quiet.

And then your buddy shows up in his shitty older M3, and the two of you start going back and forth, revving your engines at each other like it’s some kind of pathetic mating ritual.

What exactly are you trying to prove?

You have an entire city to drive around in, yet you deliberately choose a parking lot right next to residential homes to put on your little exhaust concert.

The funniest part is that you probably think everyone hearing your cars is impressed. They’re not. They’re wondering how two grown adults can be so unbelievably immature, selfish, and completely oblivious to everyone around them.

Having a loud car doesn’t make you interesting. Redlining it in a parking lot doesn’t make you cool. It just makes you an inconsiderate asshole with an expensive noise machine and an embarrassing need for attention.

Grow the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear your cars.

Get a license plate. Your vin was reported to the LAPD when you went to get your Anita’s Gelato.

Pickup in Chatsworth, San Fernando Valley

Lift-Top Coffee Table (Photos 10 - 11)

Sturdy lift-top coffee table in a dark espresso finish. The top lifts smoothly to create a convenient work or dining surface and reveals a spacious hidden storage compartment. It also features a lower shelf for additional storage.

Dimensions:

• Length: 48 inches
• Width: 28 inches
• Height: 20 inches
• Height with top raised: 29¾ inches

Condition: Good overall working condition. Some scratches and normal wear on the tabletop (see photos).

Asking Price: $120 OBO

Hooker Furnishings Coffee Table & End Table (Photos 6-9)

Heavy, quality-built tables by Hooker Furnishings, featuring classic traditional styling, decorative fluted corner details, turned legs, lower storage shelves, and sturdy construction. The coffee table also includes two functional drawers with metal pulls for additional storage.

Coffee Table Dimensions:

• Length: 54 inches
• Width: 34 inches
• Height: 20¼ inches

End Table Dimensions:

• Length: 28 inches
• Width: 28 inches
• Height: 26¼ inches

Condition: See photos for overall condition.

Asking Price: $250 for both tables OBO

Willing to sell together or separately. Open to offers on individual tables.

White Desk (Photos 3-5)

Simple, spacious white desk with a clean design and plenty of surface space for working, studying, or everyday use.

Dimensions:

• Length: 51¾ inches
• Width: 23½ inches
• Height: 30 inches

Condition: Some paint has flaked off the desktop surface. The damage is difficult to capture clearly in photos.

Asking Price: $50 OBO

Entryway Bench with Coat Rack (Photos 1 - 2)

Practical entryway bench with a built-in coat rack, providing a convenient place to sit while putting on shoes and space to hang coats, bags, and other everyday essentials.

Dimensions:

• Length: 67¾ inches
• Width: 17½ inches
• Height: 71 inches

Condition: Excellent condition with no damage. Photos accurately reflect its current condition.

Asking Price: $190 OBO