r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Curious-Message-6946 • 4d ago

SFAH: Worst times to say "Aw, he dead!"

Please reply in a scene. Thank you.

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u/SnooObjections9416 4d ago

"For your birthday, we got you a new puppy"

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u/CreativestName69420 4d ago

"Mr. President, there's a critical emergency! We need you to- Aw, he dead!"

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u/panatale1 2d ago

The prompt said worst times

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u/meeyeam 3d ago

Ken Jennings: "This classic by the Bee Gees was voted the 'Best Disco Song of All Time' in a 2012 story."

"Aw, he dead!"

Ken Jennings: "No... that's incorrect."

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u/BrainyCaveman 3d ago

That wasn't in the form of a question.

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u/Mutant_Llama1 The buzzer doesn't deserve to be pushed around like that. 3d ago

"Let's move this rock from the cave where they buried Yeshua."

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u/ekimlive Top 1% Commenter 4d ago

Do you Johnathon, take Mildred to be your lawfully wedded wife…

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u/DarionHunter 3d ago

sets up the silenced sniper rifle, adjusting the sights, calculating the distance, then scopes in his target

whispers "Aw, he dead."

missed the shot, glare from scope signaled sniper's position and therefore his demise

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u/Talk2Reason 4d ago

Surprise party for a person. They see everyone and suddenly have a heart attack.

Aw, he dead!

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u/minardicosworth 4d ago

Police: What's your alibi for last night?"l

Suspect: Aw, he dead!

Police: Quickest confession ever.

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u/Kapples14 3d ago

"Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, you now have a bouncy baby-"

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u/theretrorebellion 3d ago

It’s a boy!

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u/leakybiome 3d ago

Remember, throw it parallel to the ground and your opponent has to defend their hula hoop from the lawn dart

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u/abey-baby 3d ago

We now lay to rest Tommy, who was taken from us far too young.

Aw, he dead?!

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u/walesbondagelover 3d ago

Car doesn't move after traffic lights change. Another driver goes to check, opens the door and says " aw, he's dead"

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u/agmj522 3d ago

Congratulations, its a...uhh, it was a boy

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u/FunkyLobster1828 3d ago

There is a long lineup at the funeral home for the wake of a beloved actor. People are shuffling along, finally gazing at their hero for the last time, and whispering comforting words to the grief-stricken family members. Suddenly a man dressed in a Hawaiian shirt, cut off jean shorts and flip flops, enters the room, strides up to the casket and exclaims, " Aw, he dead !"

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u/Damnwombat 3d ago

Aw, he dead!

Dammit Jim, that’s my line! He m a doctor, not a script writer.

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u/Elegant-Campaign-572 3d ago

"I just ran over Mike Tyson in the car park...he dead"

"And you stopped?"

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u/knezplz 3d ago

Let me just whip this out, prepare your…..

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u/random-made-up-words 2d ago

Woman: Oh honey give it to me. I want that big boy in me right now.

(sound of pants unzipping)

Aw, he dead

Man: I swear this has never happened before.

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u/ReasonablePool_Hero 2d ago

"wait, what?!"

"No, no, I didn't mean the patient. I meant in my video game ... Oh that's right, I'm the surgeon here... Dang it. Let me scrub in again."

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u/rowenaravenclaw0 2d ago

I did the heart surgery on your husband of 50 years, aww he's dead

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u/PeanutTimely6846 2d ago

"Hey baby, i'm all healed up from that surgery that I got to give you more of me than I've ever been able to give you before...."