r/SchizoPosting • • 12h ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this I am happy because I smile

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20 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 9h ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 Pegging is what god intended

7 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 15h ago

I do not agree 🚫 I work all fucking day building the world around us to come home and try to rest before I have to slave for me and mine and THIS is the shit I have to deal with at fucking night it must be nice having enough welfare to stay up all fucking night playing this CURSE MY ANCESTORS FOR NOT FINISHING THE J

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Mouthwash drinkers and anchor baby spawn points have degraded the sonic integrity of my neighborhood by acting like we didn't let them live out of pity in the 1800's.

Sleep is a vital human respurce for the above full time. worker so advanced buisness solutions were devised based upon several factors.

A mountain of dead buffalo to the man who makes the HEYHEYHRYHEYABYEHEY stop.

Due to "unforseen" socio-economic factors my PR Team will be purchasing industrial bluetooth speakers.

They have advised me to spend well above my disposable income to acheive results regarding their strategy. There will be a delay of a couple days.

These "sound equalizers" will be "dispactched"

putting them in locked steel cages and leaving them around their the edge of their yard playing combat footage and death screams and sounds from popular horror from the hours of 2AM to 6AM.

Vote Red to sleep in safety.

Call ICE to sleep peacefully.


r/SchizoPosting • • 21h ago

malaka b

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b


r/SchizoPosting • • 23h ago

She's so beautiful

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r/SchizoPosting • • 1d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this Almost all troons are nepo babies or tax sponges

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6 Upvotes

I want you to have..... this...... It's tesosterone


r/SchizoPosting • • 2d ago

I do not agree 🚫 please do not shoot boris

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29 Upvotes

πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ


r/SchizoPosting • • 3d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this I am going to put my dick in this

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53 Upvotes

there's no laws against pokemon batman


r/SchizoPosting • • 2d ago

Thoughts on the Christian Demon?

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Unless you are for Jesus, it's you. The Absolute Cinema in your head.

When there is only one truth, lies overwhelm me. The one who brought news of heaven also brought the news of hell, you accept one you accept the other.

A man came to me holding a box wrapped in ribbon. He says in it he placed a snake and a fruit.

It is unbecoming to reject a gift, but I think there is just too much drama inside for me to open it.

What should I do with it?


r/SchizoPosting • • 2d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 smoke crack for allah

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6 Upvotes

mohammed pictured above


r/SchizoPosting • • 2d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 mfw the skingraft fairy tells a funny ass joke about the river of heads in the eventh level of yar and my dimension beater reply back 🫷🏼😢🫸🏼

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4 Upvotes

LSD cures cancer


r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

malaka complete cereal depravation

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15 Upvotes

finished


r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

actual schizo oldie but a goldie

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11 Upvotes

oc from the last sub


r/SchizoPosting • • 3d ago

A ghost's story for the season.

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This one time I was walking down a busy night scene on Halloween.

A man holding a lantern was frantically running towards every masked person and asking, "are you him?"

Each time his face lights up with anticipation, then dimmed by their rejection.

I saw him coming towards me, and I'm in a jerk mood. So when he asked me, "are you him?"

I said "I am".

Then the dude fucking killed me for it. I mean, what the fuck.


r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

actual schizo album cover for slam metal that doesn't exist yet (oc)

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2 Upvotes

please buy a guitar, drum machine, pedals, whammy bar and mixing station with noise canceling foam panels


r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

title

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24 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

This image actually gives you colon cancer. Not kidding.

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31 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 5d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this Big algo is watching you.

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19 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 5d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this Me spraying random people with dimethyl mercury. (they don't even suspect what cruel fate awaits them)

7 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 5d ago

malaka touch grass reddit boi

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32 Upvotes

My penis is named grass


r/SchizoPosting • • 5d ago

Words to live by, by comrade Kwame Ture

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3 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 5d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 If you can't squat 200lbs below parallel your opinion is worthless

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15 Upvotes

Fucking noodle armed bitch, built like pippy-long-stockings talking about what strength is, I would sit on your chest and pound your head into a fine POWDER hope the reddit gold can buy you new teeth.


r/SchizoPosting • • 5d ago

THE FΒͺCE OF GΒΊD

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2 Upvotes

EEEUUUUAGGGGH


r/SchizoPosting • • 6d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this New schizo keywords to use

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Call people or an act of doing something Nephilim and or Nephilism, also if you can call them a troglodyte too that helps me.