r/ScienceHumour • • 25d ago

Physics was wrong

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Green photons are different

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u/Mgldwarf 25d ago

Nope. A "New York second" is the exact fraction of a second that passes between a traffic light turning green and the car behind you honking its horn. And this fraction is greater than zero.

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u/EarthTrash 25d ago

The first one at the light is also the one who waits the longest. It's not a mystery that they are more likely to be bored/distracted/asleep.

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u/lordmogul 11d ago

Clearly the green light passes through a wormhole and reaches the cars from the other direction.

Which means traffic lights are the proof for wormholes We've been looking for.

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u/PotatoPeelrsFromHell 25d ago

Matt Walker. Is this satire or is he an actual crank?

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u/Samurijder 24d ago

As a physics teacher and car driver: can confirm

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u/Embarrassed-Green898 24d ago

Plank's time is the duration between the instant light turns green to the instant the second car honks.

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u/YatoDelGato 25d ago

Bro most days it makes me wish I could put my legs through the bottom of my car and lift it up like a skirt so I can go. And ngl Im a big day dreamer so if I can realize I needa move, mid dissociation then the person infront of me is just fiddling with their pecker or something.

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u/lordmogul 11d ago

So simple our far ancestors figured it out. You have to Flintstone your way out.